HOW THE FUCK DO I OPEN KIRKLAND MINOX BOTTLE?!?!?????

[Deleted member 76452]

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO OPEN IT TWICE A DAY FOR 4 DAYS I SPENT LIKE ~1.5 HOURS TRYING TO OPEN IT AND IT DOESN'T FUCKING OPEN. IT SAYS PRESS AND TWIST, I DO THAT BUT IT DOESN'T OPEN!!!!

NIGGAS ENLIGHTEN ME ON HOW TO OPEN IT

 

[Deleted member 64285]

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO OPEN IT TWICE A DAY FOR 4 DAYS I SPENT LIKE ~1.5 HOURS TRYING TO OPEN IT AND IT DOESN'T FUCKING OPEN. IT SAYS PRESS AND TWIST, I DO THAT BUT IT DOESN'T OPEN!!!!

NIGGAS ENLIGHTEN ME ON HOW TO OPEN IT

press down when you twist? idk sory

 

[Deleted member 71068]

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO OPEN IT TWICE A DAY FOR 4 DAYS I SPENT LIKE ~1.5 HOURS TRYING TO OPEN IT AND IT DOESN'T FUCKING OPEN. IT SAYS PRESS AND TWIST, I DO THAT BUT IT DOESN'T OPEN!!!!

NIGGAS ENLIGHTEN ME ON HOW TO OPEN IT

blyats prosto najmi na krobku i prikrutys.

 

[Deleted member 76452]

press down when you twist? idk sory

NIGGA I'VE DOING IT FOR 4 FUCKING DAYS IT JUST DOESN'T WORK

 

[Deleted member 76452]

blyats prosto najmi na krobku i prikrutys.

THAT'S WHAT I DID ALL OF THOSE 4 DAYS

 

[realfederalegent]

Braindead subhuman problem. Nigga are you a cartoon character. If you were neurotypical youd just cut it open instead

 

[Deleted member 76452]

Braindead subhuman problem. Nigga are you a cartoon character. If you were neurotypical youd just cut it open instead

Nigga I need to hide it. If I would open it, it would mean that it's probably gonna spill

 

[realfederalegent]

You are clearly neurodivergent. You could poke a whole in the cap or something and hide it in your room. No one will notice or care

 

[chinprojectiongod]

Nigga I need to hide it. If I would open it, it would mean that it's probably gonna spill

I’ll literally hop on a discord call to show you if you want, I have the same bottle

 

[Deleted member 76452]

I’ll literally hop on a discord call to show you if you want, I have the same bottle

Give me your discord username Bhai

 

[chinprojectiongod]

sam_is_lame

Give me your discord username Bhai

 

[Deleted member 47180]

 

[coispet]

You hold the lid down the whole time, then you twist whilst it’s still held down

 

[Deleted member 76452]

You hold the lid down the whole time, then you twist whilst it’s still held down

I already opened it, but thanks bhai

 

[Axhar1]

I’ll literally hop on a discord call to show you if you want, I have the same bottle

do you drink topical kirkland minox?

 

[Meteor21]

Smartest .org user

 

[Va-qoh]

Braindead subhuman problem. Nigga are you a cartoon character. If you were neurotypical youd just cut it open instead