how the fuck u turn a car on

[Deleted member 73697]

real ass question, some white guy (god bless america) helped me with this jumpstart power bank but if he wasnt there i wouldve been fucked completely

edit: the battery is dead

@ey88 @sub5incel125 @gigell @psychomandible @Dendoni @iloveboobs @JohnBaza @ElTruecel @lucifer6969

 

[StarvedEpi]

white guy

Ubermensch

 

[RAJ GHRANDHICK🗿]

with the keys ?

 

[Deleted member 73697]

with the keys ?

i meant like when the battery dies

 

[Deleted member 73697]

real ass question, some white guy (god bless america) helped me with this jumpstart power bank but if he wasnt there i wouldve been fucked completely

@ey88 @sub5incel125 @gigell @psychomandible @Dendoni @iloveboobs @JohnBaza @ElTruecel @lucifer6969

@truthhurts @Kaari

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Idk I just use my super powers to fly around

 

[Deleted member 31971]

Idk never let me drive or I would have committed 20 felonies by now

 

[Deleted member 31971]

Idk never let me drive or I would have committed 20 felonies by now

Press button maybe

 

[Kaari]

@truthhurts @Kaari

I just stick a key in it and then it go brrr brrr

Then I forget to find the bite on a hill and then I crash

 

[Deleted member 73697]

I just stick a key in it and then it go brrr brrr

Then I forget to find the bite on a hill and then I crash

nah like the battery dead

 

[Kaari]

nah like the battery dead

oof good luck with that

idk you’ll defo need to buy a new one asap

good luck getting the old one out tho kek

 

[New Poster]

So incel that you can’t even get a car turned on

 

[Deleted member 80562]

Jumpstart it with another car

 

[Deleted member 73697]

So incel that you can’t even get a car turned on

the battery died brochacho

 

[Deleted member 80562]

You probably need to buy a new battery though

 

[Deleted member 73697]

Jumpstart it with another car

yeah it was jumpstarted with a battery bank im getting it charged

 

[Deleted member 73697]

You probably need to buy a new battery though

yes this seems the case

 

[Deleted member 80562]

yeah it was jumpstarted with a battery bank im getting it charged

You will need to drive around for a bit to recharge the battery but if that doesn’t work you need a new one, they are only like 100 bucks I think

 

[New Poster]

the battery died brochacho

Imagine getting pedestrianzoned by the car you betabuxed to get, and she pretends she’s had a long day and has a low battery when you get inside

 

[truthhurts]

@truthhurts @Kaari

Idk. I don’t have the driving license blud

 

[Eriot Lodger]

You need to charge the battery

 

[Deleted member 64864]

i meant like when the battery dies

jump cables

 

[Haseeb]

So first you want to kiss it on the front bumper and slowly reach towards the hood, make your way from there to the doors and slowly place your fingers in between the handle. If you want It to be extra naughty, out your finger in the exhaust. Slowly open the door, don't rush it just feels how the thing progresses and go by intuition and feeling, after that when you think you're ready pop the lever with your fingers and pop the hood up, now it's ready.

Now just as you always do with a girl, pull the cover up and wait at the side for a real man to come and fix it

 

[Deleted member 73697]

@shizuku11111

 

[Deleted member 73697]

@shizuku11111

@sportsmogger

 

[Deleted member 73697]

You need to charge the battery

bluds battery died

im getting it charged thanks for advice

 

[Deleted member 46404]

@sportsmogger

I dont drive idk

What car u drive

 

[Deleted member 73697]

I dont drive idk

What car u drive

my nigga i got it fixed

 

[psychomandible]

real ass question, some white guy (god bless america) helped me with this jumpstart power bank but if he wasnt there i wouldve been fucked completely

edit: the battery is dead

@ey88 @sub5incel125 @gigell @psychomandible @Dendoni @iloveboobs @JohnBaza @ElTruecel @lucifer6969

Charge the battery

 

[Deleted member 73697]

Charge the battery

got a new one

 

[psychomandible]

got a new one

How much did it cost

 

[Deleted member 73697]

How much did it cost

the mechanic gave me his commercial license so i got it for 130 when original price was 190 jfl

only charged me 20 for installing it too

 

[psychomandible]

the mechanic gave me his commercial license so i got it for 130 when original price was 190 jfl

only charged me 20 for installing it too

Why don't you install it yourself bruv

 

[Deleted member 73697]

Why don't you install it yourself bruv

cuz the nigga gave me his commercial license

 

[_THMST]

nah like the battery dead

replace battery nigga

 

[Deleted member 73697]

replace battery nigga

got a new one

incel trait: not reading or skimming the whole post

 

[Dendoni]

cuz the nigga gave me his commercial license

Good for you for getting new battery bro, it was good price probably if new battery Costa 190

130+20 is 150, so you saved 40$