how they celebrate valentines day in the balkans

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i cant imagine some pedigreeless NW7 wearing sandels and carrying his shovel from another day of digging up turnips stopping by the florist to get his partner some roses

i imagine the chubby women with elf ears cooking some local pig stew for 8 hours waiting for him to come home before he pathetically porks her becasue he has no energy then she rings her mother crying for the last 2 hours