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Why Camera Lens Simply Won't Cut it
Anyone who's spent over 5 minutes with a phone has already figured out that pictures up close never work well:
And the angle your camera also causes distortion:
So don't even bother. Even mirror pictures do not display you accurately. Unless you have a Canon EOS R5 laying around, stick to my cheap and effective method and you'll get more accurate results.
The Straw Method
Key:
Bonus - Repeat For More Accurate Measurements
Remember to add all the fWHR results together then divide by the number of times you've decided to repeat the straw method: e.g. if I hypothetically got a fWHR of 1.6, 1.7, and 1.8, I would add the fWHR results together (which will get me 5.1) then divide by the number of times I did the fWHR measurements (which in this case is 3) so 5.1 divided by 3 which equals 1.7. A difference of 1.6 and 1.8 is also a massive exaggeration, the results do not vary by a large amount.
Bonus Bonus - Here is Another Straw Related Thread. Are Straws the key to Looksmaxing?
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Anyone who's spent over 5 minutes with a phone has already figured out that pictures up close never work well:
And the angle your camera also causes distortion:
So don't even bother. Even mirror pictures do not display you accurately. Unless you have a Canon EOS R5 laying around, stick to my cheap and effective method and you'll get more accurate results.
The Straw Method
Key:
- The blue straw represents the height of your face: the distance between your top lip and the middle of your eyebrows.
- The red straw represents the width of your face: the distance between the left and right zygon.
- The yellow straw represents the difference between 1 red straw (the width of your face) and 2 blue straws (the height of your face x2). This will make more sense with pictures
- Get the measurements of the height (blue straw) and width (red straw) of your face by holding the straw in between your upper lip and the middle of your eyebrows (to measure the height) and cutting it to the right length; similarly to measure the width, hold the straw in between your left and right zygon then cut the straw to the right length like so:
- Grab paper and mark the length of the red straw along the edge of the paper then note down that it represents width like so:
- Do the same with the blue straw TWICE - one above the other - like so:
- Now grab your yellow straw and place it between the width and second height line then cut the straw like so:
- Now place the yellow straw under the width line, mark the bottom of the straw, place the straw below the marked line and rinse and repeat until you reach the bottom of the paper like so:
- Now count how much yellow straws fit underneath the second height mark (in this example, it is 5) and do the same for the width mark (in this example, 4) like so:
- The last step is simple: add the number of yellow straws that fit under the second height mark (YH) with the number of yellow straws that fit under the width mark (YW) then divide the answer by YH to determine the fWHR, like so:
Bonus - Repeat For More Accurate Measurements
Remember to add all the fWHR results together then divide by the number of times you've decided to repeat the straw method: e.g. if I hypothetically got a fWHR of 1.6, 1.7, and 1.8, I would add the fWHR results together (which will get me 5.1) then divide by the number of times I did the fWHR measurements (which in this case is 3) so 5.1 divided by 3 which equals 1.7. A difference of 1.6 and 1.8 is also a massive exaggeration, the results do not vary by a large amount.
Bonus Bonus - Here is Another Straw Related Thread. Are Straws the key to Looksmaxing?
How to make your dick appear long in pictures (frauding)
Unfortunately, not every person has a cock as large as mine however i have come up with a solution to help my small dicked brethren out. 1. Purchase a straw, preferably one with lots of stripes: 2. Cut the length of the straw until it is the length of your cock or shorter. 3. Hold the straw...
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