How to actually kill myself and make it look like an accident or normal death?

[Brahmincel]

It is genuinely over for me and I don't think this life is worth living anymore

But I am too much of a pussy to actually ropemax or OD or shoot myself or jump from a building

Besides I don't want to hurt my parents and friends (the handful that I have) by offing myself in such a manner

So I ask you, my fellow members of org, what are the ways to kill myself so as to make it look like an accident or natural?

Is there any substance perhaps that I can take which will kill me but it won't be obvious?

Perhaps any other device that guarantees a death but makes it appear normal?

I don't care how painful it is as long as I die at the end

And please don't be a faggot here and embarrass yourself with the "but but life worth living!" ass responses

 

[ANON]

Don’t do it

Look at the thread with hundreds of reasons to live

 

[SuicideBomber]

But Life IS worth living. + Youll be punished in the Afterlife If you waste your Life Like this away. Fr

 

[britadeirajunior999]

if u kys satan will rape you

 

[jflmeister]

But Life IS worth living. + Youll be punished in the Afterlife If you waste your Life Like this away. Fr

if u kys satan will rape you

fearmongering bs. there is nothing after this life

 

[clungemaxer]

Don’t do it

Look at the thread with hundreds of reasons to live

that thread is mostly BS reasons not applicable to most members here
though I still think suicide is silly given life is not that long anyway

 

[britadeirajunior999]

fearmongering bs. there is nothing after this life

look man im just tryna help

 

[lebanesedude]

It is genuinely over for me and I don't think this life is worth living anymore

But I am too much of a pussy to actually ropemax or OD or shoot myself or jump from a building

Besides I don't want to hurt my parents and friends (the handful that I have) by offing myself in such a manner

So I ask you, my fellow members of org, what are the ways to kill myself so as to make it look like an accident or natural?

Is there any substance perhaps that I can take which will kill me but it won't be obvious?

Perhaps any other device that guarantees a death but makes it appear normal?

I don't care how painful it is as long as I die at the end

And please don't be a faggot here and embarrass yourself with the "but but life worth living!" ass responses

You realise ur like a foid if u rope... One reason not to ig and it's never over.

 

[j1gga]

It is genuinely over for me and I don't think this life is worth living anymore

But I am too much of a pussy to actually ropemax or OD or shoot myself or jump from a building

Besides I don't want to hurt my parents and friends (the handful that I have) by offing myself in such a manner

So I ask you, my fellow members of org, what are the ways to kill myself so as to make it look like an accident or natural?

Is there any substance perhaps that I can take which will kill me but it won't be obvious?

Perhaps any other device that guarantees a death but makes it appear normal?

I don't care how painful it is as long as I die at the end

And please don't be a faggot here and embarrass yourself with the "but but life worth living!" ass responses

why u care how it looks
u will die u wont be able to care

 

[SuicideBomber]

fearmongering bs. there is nothing after this life

IT IS and once you See IT, Theres No coming Back.

 

[Brahmincel]

All you corny ass niggers with the corny ass responses about how I need to live kindly kys

I clarified in my original post that I don't need sympathies here

I am sorry, I don't mean to be rude for no reason towards people who are genuinely being kind to me, but please do understand that I am strictly looking for methods here and nothing else

 

[dnr.niglet]

when I see a thread like this in the under the off topic most recent post, I always guess it a grey op, and I’m always right. Niggas make an account and 2 weeks later say they wanna kill themselves

 

[jflmeister]

Don’t do it

Look at the thread with hundreds of reasons to live

basically all of them are 99% of gamblers quit before they win big tier hopeslop

stop trying to guilt trip people over wanting to kill themselves. it's their decision

 

[brandnetel33]

It is genuinely over for me and I don't think this life is worth living anymore

But I am too much of a pussy to actually ropemax or OD or shoot myself or jump from a building

Besides I don't want to hurt my parents and friends (the handful that I have) by offing myself in such a manner

So I ask you, my fellow members of org, what are the ways to kill myself so as to make it look like an accident or natural?

Is there any substance perhaps that I can take which will kill me but it won't be obvious?

Perhaps any other device that guarantees a death but makes it appear normal?

I don't care how painful it is as long as I die at the end

And please don't be a faggot here and embarrass yourself with the "but but life worth living!" ass responses

if you really wanted to kys you wouldve already done it attention seeking faggot stop the larp nigga

 

[whiskers52]

Just fucking do it

 

[SPAM]

All you corny ass niggers with the corny ass responses kindly kys

I clarified in my original post that I don't need sympathies here

I am sorry, I don't mean to be rude for no reason towards people who are genuinely being kind to me, but please do understand that I am strictly looking for methods here and nothing else

LOL IT EASY AF. BUT WHY NOT HAND AROUND ABIT LONGER

 

[Stackin]

It is genuinely over for me and I don't think this life is worth living anymore

But I am too much of a pussy to actually ropemax or OD or shoot myself or jump from a building

Besides I don't want to hurt my parents and friends (the handful that I have) by offing myself in such a manner

So I ask you, my fellow members of org, what are the ways to kill myself so as to make it look like an accident or natural?

Is there any substance perhaps that I can take which will kill me but it won't be obvious?

Perhaps any other device that guarantees a death but makes it appear normal?

I don't care how painful it is as long as I die at the end

And please don't be a faggot here and embarrass yourself with the "but but life worth living!" ass responses

Your the faggot for wanting to kill yourself stop being a suicidal waste of semen and do something with life

 

[Brahmincel]

why u care how it looks
u will die u wont be able to care

I won't but my parents would care

I have ruined their life enough already by existing, I don't want to traumatize them in my death asw

 

[yunus22]

You realise ur like a foid if u rope... One reason not to ig and it's never over.

How is kys like a foid 80% of the suicides committed by man

 

[whiskers52]

DNI WITH OP HES ATTENTION SEEKING!!!!!

 

[jflmeister]

How is kys like a foid 80% of the suicides committed by man

if you were to truly kill yourself like a woman you would do some retarded shit like cut your wrists and write a suicide note

 

[lebanesedude]

How is kys like a foid 80% of the suicides committed by man

True but foids always talk abt suicide and self harming for attention

 

[jflmeister]

True but foids always talk abt suicide and self harming for attention

they do it irl

 

[Absurdist]

You realise ur like a foid if u rope... One reason not to ig and it's never over.

nigga fuck you "foid if you rope"

But Life IS worth living. + Youll be punished in the Afterlife If you waste your Life Like this away. Fr

not all lives are worth living. you know nothing about this dude. and fuck off with this afterlife shit.


Kill yourselves.

 

[franciscochicofan]

It is genuinely over for me and I don't think this life is worth living anymore

But I am too much of a pussy to actually ropemax or OD or shoot myself or jump from a building

Besides I don't want to hurt my parents and friends (the handful that I have) by offing myself in such a manner

So I ask you, my fellow members of org, what are the ways to kill myself so as to make it look like an accident or natural?

Is there any substance perhaps that I can take which will kill me but it won't be obvious?

Perhaps any other device that guarantees a death but makes it appear normal?

I don't care how painful it is as long as I die at the end

And please don't be a faggot here and embarrass yourself with the "but but life worth living!" ass responses

The pain is real, but it's not permanent, and feelings that feel final will shift.

 

[bigfatuglyc6nt]

everyone on here is equally depressed if that makes you feel better.

 

[Absurdist]

The pain is real, but it's not permanent, and feelings that feel final will shift.

fuck you it is permanent for alot of us.

absolute normie death.

i hate these shitty responses.

 

[jflmeister]

nigga fuck you "foid if you rope"


not all lives are worth living. you know nothing about this dude. and fuck off with this afterlife shit.


Kill yourselves.

imagine trying to emasculate people over wanting to end their shitty torturous lives

you need to be put in a zoo you fucking animals

 

[yunus22]

True but foids always talk abt suicide and self harming for attention

Yes i think 80% of the attempts are committed by foids

But olny ~17% of the committed suicides are foids

 

[britadeirajunior999]

All you corny ass niggers with the corny ass responses about how I need to live kindly kys

I clarified in my original post that I don't need sympathies here

I am sorry, I don't mean to be rude for no reason towards people who are genuinely being kind to me, but please do understand that I am strictly looking for methods here and nothing else

jump from the ceiling and bring a ladder

 

[Sakl]

It is genuinely over for me and I don't think this life is worth living anymore

But I am too much of a pussy to actually ropemax or OD or shoot myself or jump from a building

Besides I don't want to hurt my parents and friends (the handful that I have) by offing myself in such a manner

So I ask you, my fellow members of org, what are the ways to kill myself so as to make it look like an accident or natural?

Is there any substance perhaps that I can take which will kill me but it won't be obvious?

Perhaps any other device that guarantees a death but makes it appear normal?

I don't care how painful it is as long as I die at the end

And please don't be a faggot here and embarrass yourself with the "but but life worth living!" ass responses

Put me in the second screenshot

 

[Brahmincel]

jump from the ceiling and bring a ladder

How would that work tho?

Like there's no chance it looking like an accident

 

[Sakl]

It is genuinely over for me and I don't think this life is worth living anymore

But I am too much of a pussy to actually ropemax or OD or shoot myself or jump from a building

Besides I don't want to hurt my parents and friends (the handful that I have) by offing myself in such a manner

So I ask you, my fellow members of org, what are the ways to kill myself so as to make it look like an accident or natural?

Is there any substance perhaps that I can take which will kill me but it won't be obvious?

Perhaps any other device that guarantees a death but makes it appear normal?

I don't care how painful it is as long as I die at the end

And please don't be a faggot here and embarrass yourself with the "but but life worth living!" ass responses

How old are you how tall are you

 

[britadeirajunior999]

How would that work tho?

Like there's no chance it looking like an accident

try acting happy before it so people will be more convinced

and why do u care so much about it? u will be dead anyways

 

[negative]

i feel like there are things you should do before you kill yourself

 

[polarpop]

show your face atleast

 

[ssTOL]

It is genuinely over for me and I don't think this life is worth living anymore

But I am too much of a pussy to actually ropemax or OD or shoot myself or jump from a building

Besides I don't want to hurt my parents and friends (the handful that I have) by offing myself in such a manner

So I ask you, my fellow members of org, what are the ways to kill myself so as to make it look like an accident or natural?

Is there any substance perhaps that I can take which will kill me but it won't be obvious?

Perhaps any other device that guarantees a death but makes it appear normal?

I don't care how painful it is as long as I die at the end

And please don't be a faggot here and embarrass yourself with the "but but life worth living!" ass responses

Check out the lifefuel post its on best of the best< in every religion you will go to Hell

 

[Brahmincel]

How old are you how tall are you

21, 5'7, fat, balding, acne covered face, sub-human (sub-5 on a really lucky day)

try acting happy before it so people will be more convinced

and why do u care so much about it? u will be dead anyways

Nah but my parents would blame themselves for the rest of their lives if they understand that I committed suicide. I don't wish that upon them, they have tried enough, they deserve a peaceful life.

 

[Brahmincel]

i feel like there are things you should do before you kill yourself

Like?

 

[ssTOL]

21, 5'7, fat, balding, acne covered face, sub-human (sub-5 on a really lucky day)


Nah but my parents would blame themselves for the rest of their lives if they understand that I committed suicide. I don't wish that upon them, they have tried enough, they deserve a peaceful life.

Dont rope brudda You WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY

 

[ssTOL]

It is genuinely over for me and I don't think this life is worth living anymore

But I am too much of a pussy to actually ropemax or OD or shoot myself or jump from a building

Besides I don't want to hurt my parents and friends (the handful that I have) by offing myself in such a manner

So I ask you, my fellow members of org, what are the ways to kill myself so as to make it look like an accident or natural?

Is there any substance perhaps that I can take which will kill me but it won't be obvious?

Perhaps any other device that guarantees a death but makes it appear normal?

I don't care how painful it is as long as I die at the end

And please don't be a faggot here and embarrass yourself with the "but but life worth living!" ass responses

ETERNAL

 

[negative]

Like?

have you tried geomaxxing?

 

[Sakl]

21, 5'7, fat, balding, acne covered face, sub-human (sub-5 on a really lucky day)


Nah but my parents would blame themselves for the rest of their lives if they understand that I committed suicide. I don't wish that upon them, they have tried enough, they deserve a peaceful life.

The guy saying you’ll burn in hell for eternity is correct. Like imagine right after we say thus you still shoot yourself then like buddy now its truly over

 

[Brahmincel]

Dont rope brudda You WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY

I don't care about religious punishments

have you tried geomaxxing?

I would if I was rich

 

[Sakl]

I don't care about religious punishments


I would if I was rich

We warned you

 

[ssTOL]

I don't care about religious punishments


I would if I was rich

Killing yourself is Gay BNever do it

 

[negative]

I would if I was rich

cant you just take out a loan?