🔥How To Ascend (2 Weeks) **LEGIT GTFIH**

[9Romance]

1. Grow taller
(Already made a thread on this)
2. Improve jaw
(Get mastic gum )
3. Clear up skin
(Get tret)
4. Hair
(Grow out hair and go on tiktok and get the first hairstyle u see)
5. Get eyes
(U could try surgery or something for tilt, otherwise just squint i guess. Also use eyebrow and eyelash serum)
6. Muscle
(Get big and aesthetic)


Boom u ascended

 

[Graham]

What I did was use a female avi then femcels flocked to me and now I'm King of The Femcels (took 30 mins).

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Litterally one of the most useless users in the website

and this is comming from iasacrko

 

[0hMan]

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE WORST THREAD I'VE SEEN ON THIS FUCKING FORUM LMFAO
How to ascned **OMG REAL**
Step 1: Grow taller

 

[9Romance]

Litterally one of the most useless users in the website

and this is comming from iasacrko

Im helping the normies ascend

 

[0hMan]

Im helping the normies ascend

Glowin in the dark
Either that or individuality complex TikTok faggot

 

[9Romance]

Lmao inb4 the cope

 

[Deleted member 23804]

Tips straight from Hamza

 

[szolliontaraelis]

Lmao inb4 the cope

lmao inb4 cope muh cage just xxx theory bro yeah psl faggot tranny inkwell

 

[9Romance]

What I did was use a female avi then femcels flocked to me and now I'm King of The Femcels (took 30 mins).

Legit

 

[Deleted member 24410]

Nice retarded cope thread GrAY

 

[Brootal]

1. Grow taller
(Already made a thread on this)

you're either a pretty decent troll or utterly braindamaged

 

[9Romance]

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE WORST THREAD I'VE SEEN ON THIS FUCKING FORUM LMFAO
How to ascned **OMG REAL**
Step 1: Grow taller

U forgot the note smh

 

[0hMan]

U forgot the note smh

?

 

[9Romance]

lmao inb4 cope muh cage just xxx theory bro yeah psl faggot tranny inkwell

Nigga what

 

[Arditi]

1. Grow taller
(Already made a thread on this)
2. Improve jaw
(Get mastic gum )
3. Clear up skin
(Get tret)
4. Hair
(Grow out hair and go on tiktok and get the first hairstyle u see)
5. Get eyes
(U could try surgery or something for tilt, otherwise just squint i guess. Also use eyebrow and eyelash serum)
6. Muscle
(Get big and aesthetic)


Boom u ascended

JFL what the fuck is this shit. Muscle (get big and aesthetic) - in 2 weeks JFL. Fucking steroids cycle alone is 6-8 weeks lmao what are you on

 

[9Romance]

you're either a pretty decent troll or utterly braindamaged

Nigga im tryna help yall but u dont want the advice. How can u then call urself incel

 

[9Romance]

Nice retarded cope thread GrAY

Why u bully gray. Im helping u ascend nigga

 

[Arditi]

Nigga im tryna help yall but u dont want the advice. How can u then call urself incel

mate, the stuff you say is basically what every retarded youtuber can say. OH JUST CHEW ON MASTIC GUM, JUST DO MEWING, JUST GROW MUSCLES etc etc

 

[Deleted member 24410]

Why u bully gray. Im helping u ascend nigga

Your "advice" is bullshit

 

[9Romance]

JFL what the fuck is this shit. Muscle (get big and aesthetic) - in 2 weeks JFL. Fucking steroids cycle alone is 6-8 weeks lmao what are you on

Shit 6 weeks i guess

 

[9Romance]

mate, the stuff you say is basically what every retarded youtuber can say. OH JUST CHEW ON MASTIC GUM, JUST DO MEWING, JUST GROW MUSCLES etc etc

Yeah but im showing u how. Also u need to grow taller as well and get good skin and orhee shit tbh

 

[9Romance]

Your "advice" is bullshit

Why not try it for a week and see

 

[Deleted member 24410]

Why not try it for a week and see

I have already tried most of that stuff

 

[9Romance]

I have already tried most of that stuff

Most not all

 

[Deleted member 24410]

Most not all

 

[king_of_recession]

2. Improve jaw
(Get mastic gum )

Hmmm

 

[Saint Casanova]

This has to be a joke. Anything worthwhile takes a long time and effective planning. “ get eyes”????? Muscle in two weeks ???? Whaaat

 

[9Romance]

This has to be a joke. Anything worthwhile takes a long time and effective planning. “ get eyes”????? Muscle in two weeks ???? Whaaat

U dont get it bruh. Smh bluecell

 

[Saint Casanova]

U dont get it bruh. Smh bluecell

Ah, so this is a joke, thought so jfl

 

[IMOGYOU]

how to ascend
1.ascend

 

[9Romance]

Ah, so this is a joke, thought so jfl

are u slow thats not what j meant

 

[9Romance]

how to ascend
1.ascend

Bruh u didnt even read rhe notes

 

[IMOGYOU]

Bruh u didnt even read rhe notes

just kiddin bro

 

[Deleted member 1901]

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE WORST THREAD I'VE SEEN ON THIS FUCKING FORUM LMFAO
How to ascned **OMG REAL**
Step 1: Grow taller

For real. Wtf is this advice. If it was so easy…

 

[Saint Casanova]

are u slow thats not what j meant

How can you get big and aesthetic in two weeks? You won’t even notice a difference on two weeks of training ??

 

[9Romance]

For real. Wtf is this advice. If it was so easy…

Yal dont even wanna atleast try holy shit. I cant with this forum

 

[9Romance]

How can you get big and aesthetic in two weeks? You won’t even notice a difference on two weeks of training ??

Try mk677 or some shit. Also doesnt bave to be 2 for some its less

 

[GalacticHero]

1. Grow taller
(Already made a thread on this)

What actually work from what you mentioned? You mention million thing I can’t pick one.

 

[Saint Casanova]

Try mk677 or some shit. Also doesnt bave to be 2 for some its less

Mk-677 doesn’t do much for muscle. You need to be taking heavy roids to notice a big difference in 2 weeks

 

[Deleted member 1901]

@Zer0/∞ just ascend it’s so easy!

 

[Deleted member 15539]

@sp3ll 2.0

@5.5psl

 

[9Romance]

What actually work from what you mentioned? You mention million thing I can’t pick one.

Take notes bruh its not hard. I did all of them

 

[9Romance]

@Zer0/∞ just ascend it’s so easy!

…

 

[9Romance]

Mk-677 doesn’t do much for muscle. You need to be taking heavy roids to notice a big difference in 2 weeks

Ehh maybe more

 

[9Romance]

Im helping the normies ascend

Not sure y yall using jfl reaction but ok. Keep coping

 

[not_ovER]

1. Grow taller
(Already made a thread on this)
2. Improve jaw
(Get mastic gum )
3. Clear up skin
(Get tret)
4. Hair
(Grow out hair and go on tiktok and get the first hairstyle u see)
5. Get eyes
(U could try surgery or something for tilt, otherwise just squint i guess. Also use eyebrow and eyelash serum)
6. Muscle
(Get big and aesthetic)


Boom u ascended

.org never fails to make me laugh

 

[Deleted member 23219]

1. Grow taller
(Already made a thread on this)

4. Hair
(Grow out hair and go on tiktok and get the first hairstyle u see)

5. Get eyes

6. Muscle
(Get big and aesthetic)

 

[malicieusss]

High IQ user, mirin. So glad more and more based and smart greycels are joining these days.

 

[Deleted member 29724]

your doing everything to become anything but a greycel