How to ascend: Bending the space-time continuum

[banku don]

The only way to ascend is by bending the space-time continuum.​

Let me tell you how.

The space-time continuum theory of inceldom:
What is the most fundamental physical difference between a 400lb hambeast and a 15-year-old JB? The answer is space. A finite amount of lard takes a finite amount of space. An average 15-year-old JB occupies less than 2.5 cubic feet of three-dimensional space, where a 400 hambeast will occupy 3~4 cubic feet. The difference is non-existing increase in volume if you compare with the amount of space occupied by the entire universe.

Again, what is the most fundamental physical difference between a 70-year-old hag-whore and a 15-year-old JB? The answer is time. After 50 years down the road, all JBs that you are drooling over now will become 70-year-old hag-whores. No escape. This 50~60 solar year is an infinitesimally small time frame if you compare it with the age of the universe.

Assume whores are particles in the universe (whore particles). We are suffering because we put too much emphasis on the differences of space-time entanglement over different whore particles.

How do I bend the space-time continuum?
Very simple, by watching BBW and Granny porns. You will not bend the space-time continuum itself; you will bend it in your mind.

Let's say, in terms of space, your current taste might look like this:

Spoiler: nsfw

But your goal is to end up shagging one of these:

Spoiler: nsfw

On the other hand, in terms of time, your current taste might look like this:

Spoiler: nsfw

But your goal is to end up appreciating this:

Spoiler: nsfw

Now, how do you condition your mind? Very simple,

1. Conquering space: Keep watching what you are watching now, but gradually try to increase the body-mass of the whores. Let's say you are into 9/10 JB whores. Now try to watch some slightly curvy whores, then advance to full curvy, then fat, then full-figured, and you will successfully end up appreciating 400lb hambeasts.
2. Conquering time: Keep watching what you are watching now, but gradually try to watch porns from a bit older whores. Keep increasing their age, at one point, you will start appreciating 80-year-old hag-whores like this:

Some practical strategies:

1. Don't watch those porns in full stomach, if you throw up, it will be a mess.
2. Watch them while you are drunk.
3. I know it's difficult, but try to imagine and immerse yourself while you are watching them. Being drunk will help.
4. Try to fap to what you are watching.
5. Don't go to sleep immediately after you finish watching, you might have suicide inducing nightmares.
6. Once you become used to fapping while you are watching them, try again fapping while you are not watching or drunk.
7. Practice, practice, practice. Did I say practice? Yeah, keep fucking watching those BBW and Granny porns.

Pros? Everything is a pros. They are beautiful, they are experienced (not just sexually, they are experienced in many other ways), they are knowledgeable, understanding, romantic, sympathetic, the list goes on ...

Cons? Zero, nothing, nada.

You're gonna ascend boyos!! Celebrate!!!

Spoiler: credit

credit to some uncle from incel.is in 2018: https://incels.is/threads/how-to-ascend-bending-the-space-time-continuum.74383/

@LTNUser @browncurrycel @Lightskin Ethnic

 

[banku don]

Bump

 

[BeanCelll]

It really hits me when I have to come to accept that I spend my days reading shit like this now

 

[Alexanderr]

Oh my God...

 

[Kiril Velev]

what did you study in college

 

[gtaplayer]

Unironically agree with this

 

[romanstock]

Billy what are you doing? I'm bending the space time continuum, Mum.