How to ascend by cummaxxing

TrueAfghan

TrueAfghan

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When I first started looksmaxing, I was a greycel manlet goy sub5 and deeply in love with my cousin but she didn't like me back. So I copped by 🍇 the village goat farm and realized my sperm was able to produce so much white stuff.🤡🤡 So I searched on Google how to ascend by gooning. And there was this method called massai cum sprints. What it basically does, everytime you goon, you have to put rubber band on 🍆 VERY TIGHT and try to let the white stuff go off the 🍆 and you have to do it while sprinting. I did it for first 5 weeks and ascended to ltn and finally asked my cousin out and then I sent a picture of me busting a nut to her off my brothers phone and she told her uncle about all this and I got email from telegram saying that I'm going to ☠️ tomorrow from my uncle and the neighbor goats all got STD's.🤡🤡 It dosent matter because I can no longer fall victim into any hypergamous foids🤡🤡



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