How to **ASCEND** in 11 **EASY** steps (for sub5s and LTNs)

[IHateAllFoidsAndU]

THE REAL GUIDE TO LOOKSMAXIMUM TIPS IN 11 **EASY** STEPS​

Step 1: Stop watching Clav and K. Shami.
Step 2: Sign up for Baby Stickley's skool.com
Step 3: Only listen to Oscar Patel's Methods.
Step 4: Start Zygo pulling for optimal forward growth.
Step 5: Eye area is law, so start orb oculi training!!!
Step 6: Supplement Shilajit, Ashwaganda, Raw Steak, Raw Milk, RAW HONEYYYYYY, COCOA powder.
Step 7: Start listening to sad male manipulator music and using :3 more for maximum appeal and aura.
Step 8: Make sure that you only listen to adult swim music (Alex G, TV Girl, The Smiths, Deftones, Mac DeMarco).
Step 9: Use cats as your PFP and use the word "silly" more whenever talking to a foid.
Step 10: Wear; baggy jeans like JNCOs and Empyres, Converse, BB belts, and Hello Kitty merchandise.
Step 11: Enjoy your ascension, hope this helps! :3

PS: This thread is very serious, and any derogatory terms used towards me or this thread are not tolerated!!

Thanks,
IHateAllFoidsAndU

 

[chadisbeingmade]

derogatory terms used towards me or this thread are not tolerated!!

You are a fucking clinical retard with a room temperature IQ.

KYS ASAP.

What you gonna do you lil bitch?

Muh "Not tolerated"

 

[CEO]

Start listening to sad male manipulator music

lmao, you guys really are nuts

 

[CEO]

Shilajit, Ashwaganda, Raw Steak, Raw Milk, RAW HONEYYYYYY, COCOA powder

All solid options, amazing recommendations, can confirm

 

[CEO]

PS: This thread is very serious, and any derogatory terms used towards me or this thread are not tolerated!!

 

[CEO]

You are a fucking clinical retard with a room temperature IQ.

KYS ASAP.

What you gonna do you lil bitch?

Muh "Not tolerated"

Lmfao exactly my thoughts hahahahahah
Holy fuck this site is a goldmine

 

[Quncho]

THE REAL GUIDE TO LOOKSMAXIMUM TIPS IN 11 **EASY** STEPS​

Step 1: Stop watching Clav and K. Shami.
Step 2: Sign up for Baby Stickley's skool.com
Step 3: Only listen to Oscar Patel's Methods.
Step 4: Start Zygo pulling for optimal forward growth.
Step 5: Eye area is law, so start orb oculi training!!!
Step 6: Supplement Shilajit, Ashwaganda, Raw Steak, Raw Milk, RAW HONEYYYYYY, COCOA powder.
Step 7: Start listening to sad male manipulator music and using :3 more for maximum appeal and aura.
Step 8: Make sure that you only listen to adult swim music (Alex G, TV Girl, The Smiths, Deftones, Mac DeMarco).
Step 9: Use cats as your PFP and use the word "silly" more whenever talking to a foid.
Step 10: Wear; baggy jeans like JNCOs and Empyres, Converse, BB belts, and Hello Kitty merchandise.
Step 11: Enjoy your ascension, hope this helps! :3

PS: This thread is very serious, and any derogatory terms used towards me or this thread are not tolerated!!

Thanks,
IHateAllFoidsAndU

 

[acidcell]

THE REAL GUIDE TO LOOKSMAXIMUM TIPS IN 11 **EASY** STEPS​

Step 1: Stop watching Clav and K. Shami.
Step 2: Sign up for Baby Stickley's skool.com
Step 3: Only listen to Oscar Patel's Methods.
Step 4: Start Zygo pulling for optimal forward growth.
Step 5: Eye area is law, so start orb oculi training!!!
Step 6: Supplement Shilajit, Ashwaganda, Raw Steak, Raw Milk, RAW HONEYYYYYY, COCOA powder.
Step 7: Start listening to sad male manipulator music and using :3 more for maximum appeal and aura.
Step 8: Make sure that you only listen to adult swim music (Alex G, TV Girl, The Smiths, Deftones, Mac DeMarco).
Step 9: Use cats as your PFP and use the word "silly" more whenever talking to a foid.
Step 10: Wear; baggy jeans like JNCOs and Empyres, Converse, BB belts, and Hello Kitty merchandise.
Step 11: Enjoy your ascension, hope this helps! :3

PS: This thread is very serious, and any derogatory terms used towards me or this thread are not tolerated!!

Thanks,
IHateAllFoidsAndU

RAW HONEYYY

 

[valcovax]

THE REAL GUIDE TO LOOKSMAXIMUM TIPS IN 11 **EASY** STEPS​

Step 1: Stop watching Clav and K. Shami.
Step 2: Sign up for Baby Stickley's skool.com
Step 3: Only listen to Oscar Patel's Methods.
Step 4: Start Zygo pulling for optimal forward growth.
Step 5: Eye area is law, so start orb oculi training!!!
Step 6: Supplement Shilajit, Ashwaganda, Raw Steak, Raw Milk, RAW HONEYYYYYY, COCOA powder.
Step 7: Start listening to sad male manipulator music and using :3 more for maximum appeal and aura.
Step 8: Make sure that you only listen to adult swim music (Alex G, TV Girl, The Smiths, Deftones, Mac DeMarco).
Step 9: Use cats as your PFP and use the word "silly" more whenever talking to a foid.
Step 10: Wear; baggy jeans like JNCOs and Empyres, Converse, BB belts, and Hello Kitty merchandise.
Step 11: Enjoy your ascension, hope this helps! :3

PS: This thread is very serious, and any derogatory terms used towards me or this thread are not tolerated!!

Thanks,
IHateAllFoidsAndU

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[IHateAllFoidsAndU]

You are a fucking clinical retard with a room temperature IQ.

KYS ASAP.

What you gonna do you lil bitch?

Muh "Not tolerated"

 

[AnythingToAscend]

RAW HONEYYY

sick reference bro

 

[oaksphilosophy]

THE REAL GUIDE TO LOOKSMAXIMUM TIPS IN 11 **EASY** STEPS​

Step 1: Stop watching Clav and K. Shami.
Step 2: Sign up for Baby Stickley's skool.com
Step 3: Only listen to Oscar Patel's Methods.
Step 4: Start Zygo pulling for optimal forward growth.
Step 5: Eye area is law, so start orb oculi training!!!
Step 6: Supplement Shilajit, Ashwaganda, Raw Steak, Raw Milk, RAW HONEYYYYYY, COCOA powder.
Step 7: Start listening to sad male manipulator music and using :3 more for maximum appeal and aura.
Step 8: Make sure that you only listen to adult swim music (Alex G, TV Girl, The Smiths, Deftones, Mac DeMarco).
Step 9: Use cats as your PFP and use the word "silly" more whenever talking to a foid.
Step 10: Wear; baggy jeans like JNCOs and Empyres, Converse, BB belts, and Hello Kitty merchandise.
Step 11: Enjoy your ascension, hope this helps! :3

PS: This thread is very serious, and any derogatory terms used towards me or this thread are not tolerated!!

Thanks,
IHateAllFoidsAndU

this sum shit ali a wouldve pulled off

 

[Bl0odKn1ght]

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