How to **ASCEND** in 11 **EASY** steps (for sub5s and LTNs)

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THE REAL GUIDE TO LOOKSMAXIMUM TIPS IN 11 **EASY** STEPS

Step 1: Stop watching Clav and K. Shami.
Step 2: Sign up for Baby Stickley's skool.com
Step 3: Only listen to Oscar Patel's Methods.
Step 4: Start Zygo pulling for optimal forward growth.
Step 5: Eye area is law, so start orb oculi training!!!
Step 6: Supplement Shilajit, Ashwaganda, Raw Steak, Raw Milk, RAW HONEYYYYYY, COCOA powder.
Step 7: Start listening to sad male manipulator music and using :3 more for maximum appeal and aura.
Step 8: Make sure that you only listen to adult swim music (Alex G, TV Girl, The Smiths, Deftones, Mac DeMarco).
Step 9: Use cats as your PFP and use the word "silly" more whenever talking to a foid.
Step 10: Wear; baggy jeans like JNCOs and Empyres, Converse, BB belts, and Hello Kitty merchandise.
Step 11: Enjoy your ascension, hope this helps! :3

PS: This thread is very serious, and any derogatory terms used towards me or this thread are not tolerated!!

Thanks,
IHateAllFoidsAndU
 
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You are a fucking clinical retard with a room temperature IQ.

KYS ASAP.

What you gonna do you lil bitch?

Muh "Not tolerated"
 
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You are a fucking clinical retard with a room temperature IQ.

KYS ASAP.

What you gonna do you lil bitch?

Muh "Not tolerated"
Lmfao exactly my thoughts hahahahahah
Holy fuck this site is a goldmine
 
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THE REAL GUIDE TO LOOKSMAXIMUM TIPS IN 11 **EASY** STEPS

Step 1: Stop watching Clav and K. Shami.
Step 2: Sign up for Baby Stickley's skool.com
Step 3: Only listen to Oscar Patel's Methods.
Step 4: Start Zygo pulling for optimal forward growth.
Step 5: Eye area is law, so start orb oculi training!!!
Step 6: Supplement Shilajit, Ashwaganda, Raw Steak, Raw Milk, RAW HONEYYYYYY, COCOA powder.
Step 7: Start listening to sad male manipulator music and using :3 more for maximum appeal and aura.
Step 8: Make sure that you only listen to adult swim music (Alex G, TV Girl, The Smiths, Deftones, Mac DeMarco).
Step 9: Use cats as your PFP and use the word "silly" more whenever talking to a foid.
Step 10: Wear; baggy jeans like JNCOs and Empyres, Converse, BB belts, and Hello Kitty merchandise.
Step 11: Enjoy your ascension, hope this helps! :3

PS: This thread is very serious, and any derogatory terms used towards me or this thread are not tolerated!!

Thanks,
IHateAllFoidsAndU
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THE REAL GUIDE TO LOOKSMAXIMUM TIPS IN 11 **EASY** STEPS

Step 1: Stop watching Clav and K. Shami.
Step 2: Sign up for Baby Stickley's skool.com
Step 3: Only listen to Oscar Patel's Methods.
Step 4: Start Zygo pulling for optimal forward growth.
Step 5: Eye area is law, so start orb oculi training!!!
Step 6: Supplement Shilajit, Ashwaganda, Raw Steak, Raw Milk, RAW HONEYYYYYY, COCOA powder.
Step 7: Start listening to sad male manipulator music and using :3 more for maximum appeal and aura.
Step 8: Make sure that you only listen to adult swim music (Alex G, TV Girl, The Smiths, Deftones, Mac DeMarco).
Step 9: Use cats as your PFP and use the word "silly" more whenever talking to a foid.
Step 10: Wear; baggy jeans like JNCOs and Empyres, Converse, BB belts, and Hello Kitty merchandise.
Step 11: Enjoy your ascension, hope this helps! :3

PS: This thread is very serious, and any derogatory terms used towards me or this thread are not tolerated!!

Thanks,
IHateAllFoidsAndU
RAW HONEYYY
 
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THE REAL GUIDE TO LOOKSMAXIMUM TIPS IN 11 **EASY** STEPS

Step 1: Stop watching Clav and K. Shami.
Step 2: Sign up for Baby Stickley's skool.com
Step 3: Only listen to Oscar Patel's Methods.
Step 4: Start Zygo pulling for optimal forward growth.
Step 5: Eye area is law, so start orb oculi training!!!
Step 6: Supplement Shilajit, Ashwaganda, Raw Steak, Raw Milk, RAW HONEYYYYYY, COCOA powder.
Step 7: Start listening to sad male manipulator music and using :3 more for maximum appeal and aura.
Step 8: Make sure that you only listen to adult swim music (Alex G, TV Girl, The Smiths, Deftones, Mac DeMarco).
Step 9: Use cats as your PFP and use the word "silly" more whenever talking to a foid.
Step 10: Wear; baggy jeans like JNCOs and Empyres, Converse, BB belts, and Hello Kitty merchandise.
Step 11: Enjoy your ascension, hope this helps! :3

PS: This thread is very serious, and any derogatory terms used towards me or this thread are not tolerated!!

Thanks,
IHateAllFoidsAndU
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THE REAL GUIDE TO LOOKSMAXIMUM TIPS IN 11 **EASY** STEPS

Step 1: Stop watching Clav and K. Shami.
Step 2: Sign up for Baby Stickley's skool.com
Step 3: Only listen to Oscar Patel's Methods.
Step 4: Start Zygo pulling for optimal forward growth.
Step 5: Eye area is law, so start orb oculi training!!!
Step 6: Supplement Shilajit, Ashwaganda, Raw Steak, Raw Milk, RAW HONEYYYYYY, COCOA powder.
Step 7: Start listening to sad male manipulator music and using :3 more for maximum appeal and aura.
Step 8: Make sure that you only listen to adult swim music (Alex G, TV Girl, The Smiths, Deftones, Mac DeMarco).
Step 9: Use cats as your PFP and use the word "silly" more whenever talking to a foid.
Step 10: Wear; baggy jeans like JNCOs and Empyres, Converse, BB belts, and Hello Kitty merchandise.
Step 11: Enjoy your ascension, hope this helps! :3

PS: This thread is very serious, and any derogatory terms used towards me or this thread are not tolerated!!

Thanks,
IHateAllFoidsAndU
this sum shit ali a wouldve pulled off
 
Get a load of this jester
 
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uhhh yeah i can confirm all of this is true clav is a fraud and doesn’t know anything he’s talking about lol just listen to jester and baby and you’ll ascend
 

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