How to ascend in one day

[averagetotaluser]

Sprinting
Mewing
Neckmaxxing
Posturemaxxing
Sleepmaxxing
Water fasting
Cold showers
Mouth taping
forehead tapping
Bonesmashing
Eyestretching/squinting
Jawliner
Turkish mastic gum
Falim gum
Facial ice globes/ice rollers
Gua sha stone
Cologne
Double eyelid tape
diruteics
make up
height frauding
Lip cutting


maybe? Masai jumps and le raw milk

@arkzy7 @bonesmasher245 @GandysOrbitals @hopelessmanlet32 @iblamexyz​

 

[averagetotaluser]

Masai jump
Sprinting
Mewing
Neckmaxxing
Posturemaxxing
Sleepmaxxing
Water fasting
Cold showers
Mouth taping
forehead tapping
Bonesmashing
Eyestretching/squinting
Jawliner
Turkish mastic gum
Falim gum
Facial ice globes/ice rollers
Gua sha stone
Cologne
Double eyelid tape
Dinka stretching

@arkzy7 @bonesmasher245 @GandysOrbitals @hopelessmanlet32 @iblamexyz​

@jeremyy @justinAnomaly @Kind soul @lenvoalt @mangotimer

 

[averagetotaluser]

@jeremyy @justinAnomaly @Kind soul @lenvoalt @mangotimer

@Askinov @Raimaxxing @resonance. @sharkboa @TrueAfghan

 

[Ill change ts later]

dont forget le raw milk brother

 

[Versitor]

 

[Iamspace]

step 1 buy a rope step 2 tie a noose step 3 put your neck in the noose

 

[LooksimENTER]

Masai jump
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i lost you at the first one

 

[Askinov]

Masai jump
Sprinting
Mewing
Neckmaxxing
Posturemaxxing
Sleepmaxxing
Water fasting
Cold showers
Mouth taping
forehead tapping
Bonesmashing
Eyestretching/squinting
Jawliner
Turkish mastic gum
Falim gum
Facial ice globes/ice rollers
Gua sha stone
Cologne
Double eyelid tape
Dinka stretching

@arkzy7 @bonesmasher245 @GandysOrbitals @hopelessmanlet32 @iblamexyz​

Remove the 1st 4 ik you are making this as a joke

Neck maxxing work not in day ig
Add diruteics
Add make up
Add height frauding
Lip cutting

 

[Ascensionbegger]

thanks

 

[browgi27]

@jeremyy @justinAnomaly @Kind soul @lenvoalt @mangotimer

Don't forget massai cum sprints

 

[GandysOrbitals]

Actually insane grind. You lowkey inspiring me to try and make some threads

 

[ye9nopps]

Cologne
Lip moisturizer
Mascara
Eyeliner
Take a shower
Sea salt spray / clay
Sunscreen
Tinted SPF
Dye brows/lashes

 

[hopelessmanlet32]

you forgot BP boi