How to ascend no matter what?

[Tylenolmaxxer]

I wouldn't say I'm the worst looking guy ever, I'd say I am an mtn, but I can't live with that, I need to be at least an htn. I am planning on hardmaxxing once I am old enough and have enough money, but what supplements can I superdose, what substances can I inject. Do I bonesmash? Do I convince my parents and dentist that I need a palate expander? What do I do? I need to ascend.

 

[xyxx]

Its over brah

 

[pscel]

We need to know what you look like. If your fat, use reta. Skin is bad? Taz. Boneless? 500mg test. Short? Hgh+ai

 

[Zeekie]

I wouldn't say I'm the worst looking guy ever, I'd say I am an mtn, but I can't live with that, I need to be at least an htn. I am planning on hardmaxxing once I am old enough and have enough money, but what supplements can I superdose, what substances can I inject. Do I bonesmash? Do I convince my parents and dentist that I need a palate expander? What do I do? I need to ascend.

Ascending is pretty simple:
1. Get an analysis of your face, how do your features compare to global or phenotypic conventions of attractiveness.
2. Now that you know what your features are and how they deviate from "ideal", you need to figure out what deviations are actually worth addressing or not. If your IPD is 1mm less than ideal, then that's just not worth getting your skull split open for.
3. Now that you know which features are worth fixing, you fix them.

Congratulations, you just ascended.

 

[rira1]

We need to know what you look like. If your fat, use reta. Skin is bad? Taz. Boneless? 500mg test. Short? Hgh+ai

WRONG answers BUDDYBOYO , fat? masai jumps , skin is bad? moringa powder. boneless? THUMBPULLING+ZYGOpulling. short? mk677. these greycels man i swear

 

[pscel]

WRONG answers BUDDYBOYO , fat? masai jumps , skin is bad? moringa powder. boneless? THUMBPULLING+ZYGOpulling. short? mk677. these greycels man i swear

Thank you for enlightening me. I will now go take a contrast shower to get a perfect maxilla and final angle!

 

[rira1]

Thank you for enlightening me. I will now go take a contrast shower to get a perfect maxilla and final angle!

i forgot about the contrast showers

 

[Enfril]

Same boat as you I dont want to play with my hormones though like its as game masseater training is actually decent because if your young and do it consistently it can lengthen your condyle to an extent but like personally Im tempter to do pdo threads for my eyes fat resolvers for my buccal. Lowkey I bought claviculars guide in his TikTok bio and its really good its not copious bs talks about legit surgeries

 

[Enfril]

*tempted *dissolvers

 

[5aesar]

Ascending is pretty simple:
1. Get an analysis of your face, how do your features compare to global or phenotypic conventions of attractiveness.
2. Now that you know what your features are and how they deviate from "ideal", you need to figure out what deviations are actually worth addressing or not. If your IPD is 1mm less than ideal, then that's just not worth getting your skull split open for.
3. Now that you know which features are worth fixing, you fix them.

Congratulations, you just ascended.

how do i find my pheno

 

[looks>books]

Ascending is pretty simple:
1. Get an analysis of your face, how do your features compare to global or phenotypic conventions of attractiveness.
2. Now that you know what your features are and how they deviate from "ideal", you need to figure out what deviations are actually worth addressing or not. If your IPD is 1mm less than ideal, then that's just not worth getting your skull split open for.
3. Now that you know which features are worth fixing, you fix them.

Congratulations, you just ascended.

Whos trust worthy enough to listen to?

Everyone saying different stuff

 

[Zeekie]

Whos trust worthy enough to listen to?

Everyone saying different stuff

Who knows really, I believe in my method because it's the one closer to what the research suggest rather than being mostly opinion-based. If your features are significantly different than those considered "attractive" according to the research on global or race-based beauty measurements or features, that gives you a rough outline on where to begin fixing yourself.

In my opinion, attractive is just a combination of being relatively average, symmetrical, properly dimorphic and having the ideal facial measurements for your race.

But other people don't think like this, actually they consider facial measurements to be bullshit, and that's fair, everyone has their methods, and frankly most of them will in improving your looks. The best we can do is trust the guy that makes the most sense to us.

 

[Zeekie]

how do i find my pheno

Where are you from? Europe, America, Africa o Asia? There's this guy on YouTube "Chadify" he made a couple videos regarding the phenotypes of each continent and their ideal "Chad versions". But really there's no research that goes very in-depth on each specific phenotype, the research is mostly surrounding average continental measurements, that's what I was referring to. If you're Asian, African or Caucasian this table can helpful, if you're not, then better get searching, I'm sure there's something out there for you.

 

[5aesar]

Where are you from? Europe, America, Africa o Asia? There's this guy on YouTube "Chadify" he made a couple videos regarding the phenotypes of each continent and their ideal "Chad versions". But really there's no research that goes very in-depth on each specific phenotype, the research is mostly surrounding average continental measurements, that's what I was referring to. If you're Asian, African or Caucasian this table can helpful, if you're not, then better get searching, I'm sure there's something out there for you.

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I’m not sure what phenotype specifically means is it the ethnicity like Caucasian or Asian or rather does it refer to the nationality like I’m French, Ukrainian, and Norwegian so what’s my pheno? (Dirty blonde, blue eyes)

 

[Zeekie]

I’m not sure what phenotype specifically means is it the ethnicity like Caucasian or Asian or rather does it refer to the nationality like I’m French, Ukrainian, and Norwegian so what’s my pheno? (Dirty blonde, blue eyes)

Phenotype is basically a more nuanced version of ethnicity, it doesn't just look at the general area where you descend from (like content) but it analyzes what specific group of people you came from and how they distributed across the continent. Caucasian is an ethnicity, your phenotype based on what you said may a Nordid or Celtoid phenotype.

 

[5aesar]

Phenotype is basically a more nuanced version of ethnicity, it doesn't just look at the general area where you descend from (like content) but it analyzes what specific group of people you came from and how they distributed across the continent. Caucasian is an ethnicity, your phenotype based on what you said may a Nordid or Celtoid phenotype.

Okay because the only thing I remember about phenotypes is just biology and stuff about if a flowers red it’s a red phenotype and genotypes. Also if it analyzed what specific group of people I come from then are there mixed phenotypes like if someone is French and Ukrainian am I like more in a French pheno or is there a name for that