How to assert dominance on your first day of school

[The Grinch]

• Wear NT clothes and haircut

• Make fun of the quiet kid when you see him

• Look for a weak skinny guy to start an argument with him so you can punch him in front of everyone. You will instantly become popular if you have a fight on your first day

• Make fun of those who take school seriously

• Always have a pack of cigarettes (even if you’re not a smoker), all the junkies will want to be your friend

 

[Abhorrence]

i assert dominance by existing as 6ft5

 

[Deleted member 47549]

• Wear NT clothes and haircut

• Make fun of the quiet kid when you see him

• Look for a weak skinny guy to start an argument with him so you can punch him in front of everyone. You will instantly become popular if you have a fight on your first day

• Make fun of those who take school seriously

• Always have a pack of cigarettes, all the junkies will want to be your friend

Dust off your rope, I think we can all agree it’s time…

 

[EnglandBadman]

assert dominance by hitting on JBs

 

[Deleted member 50491]

-squint like an autist (hunter eyes)
-permanently flex lats (bigger bideltoid)
-stand as straight as pssobiel (to heightmog all the normies)
-rizz up the girls like a true badass sigma. (savage points)

 

[Embryo]

This isn't even being dominating. This is just how you start a school shooting.

 

[The Grinch]

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