How to avoid being victimized by the “catching print” trend (high iq) (gtfih)

[brotato78]

There’s this new trend where foids have developed a method to discern who has a humongous cock to fill their gaping whole and judge men (it’s not accurate at all and is essentially decided by if they like the guy or not) however there is an easy work around to this

Step 1: find a cucumber
Step 2: put it in ur pants slightly to the left
Final step: go outside and show foids

This way they’ll be line “omg d cup “ when in reality it’s avg