how to avoid serving in the military

[Deleted member 246792]

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Some countrys require millitary Service, I will explain how to avoid it

1Why you should avoid it:
It will decend you by making you sleep less, not allowing you to take Steroids/peptides during service, not allowing you to have a propper workout plan, lowering your test by making you sleep little and making you do way to much cardio
Now that you know why you should avoid it I will explain how to avoid it


First Method how to avoid it
Bad hygene maxxing

This method only works before your service starts

For this Method you will not Brush your teeth for 2 days before the Day where they examine you
You also should either not shower for 1-2weeks before the interview or go to a sauna before it so you smell like comeplete shit
after that you will smoke a pack of cigarettes (even if you dont smoke) and you will buy a shitty second hand hoodie and spill beer all over it
before you go to the interview.
If this isnt enough you should ask if you could go for a smoke every few minutes during the interwiev



2Method "retard maxxing"
This method should be stacked with more than one other method becouse like 50% of all people try to youse it

If it wasnt obvius you just act really stupid at the interview/ pupusfully fail some recrutment test

Method 3 Piss/shit maxxing


This Method is very extreme but very efficant

for this Method, you shit/piss yourself during the interview this will be very embarassing but I esstimate that it has a 85% succsesrate
I recomend yousing laxatives for this

Method 4

"Drug Maxxing"

You have to find out if your country requiers a drug test before the fitness exam (if it has one)
if it does you can just smoke crack/meth before the interview so it shows up on the bloodwork and you can avoid your service


I will make a follow up Thread with more methods at 10Reps

 

[larpcel]

Nooo but I have to fight for the glory of my country!!!

 

[carpe diem]

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Some countrys require millitary Service, I will explain how to avoid it

1Why you should avoid it:
It will decend you by making you sleep less, not allowing you to take Steroids/peptides during service, not allowing you to have a propper workout plan, lowering your test by making you sleep little and making you do way to much cardio
Now that you know why you should avoid it I will explain how to avoid it


First Method how to avoid it
Bad hygene maxxing

This method only works before your service starts

For this Method you will not Brush your teeth for 2 days before the Day where they examine you
You also should either not shower for 1-2weeks before the interview or go to a sauna before it so you smell like comeplete shit
after that you will smoke a pack of cigarettes (even if you dont smoke) and you will buy a shitty second hand hoodie and spill beer all over it
before you go to the interview.
If this isnt enough you should ask if you could go for a smoke every few minutes during the interwiev



2Method "retard maxxing"
This method should be stacked with more than one other method becouse like 50% of all people try to youse it

If it wasnt obvius you just act really stupid at the interview/ pupusfully fail some recrutment test

Method 3 Piss/shit maxxing


This Method is very extreme but very efficant

for this Method, you shit/piss yourself during the interview this will be very embarassing but I esstimate that it has a 85% succsesrate
I recomend yousing laxatives for this

Method 4

"Drug Maxxing"

You have to find out if your country requiers a drug test before the fitness exam (if it has one)
if it does you can just smoke crack/meth before the interview so it shows up on the bloodwork and you can avoid your service


I will make a follow up Thread with more methods at 10Reps

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[Mavueis]

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Some countrys require millitary Service, I will explain how to avoid it

1Why you should avoid it:
It will decend you by making you sleep less, not allowing you to take Steroids/peptides during service, not allowing you to have a propper workout plan, lowering your test by making you sleep little and making you do way to much cardio
Now that you know why you should avoid it I will explain how to avoid it


First Method how to avoid it
Bad hygene maxxing

This method only works before your service starts

For this Method you will not Brush your teeth for 2 days before the Day where they examine you
You also should either not shower for 1-2weeks before the interview or go to a sauna before it so you smell like comeplete shit
after that you will smoke a pack of cigarettes (even if you dont smoke) and you will buy a shitty second hand hoodie and spill beer all over it
before you go to the interview.
If this isnt enough you should ask if you could go for a smoke every few minutes during the interwiev



2Method "retard maxxing"
This method should be stacked with more than one other method becouse like 50% of all people try to youse it

If it wasnt obvius you just act really stupid at the interview/ pupusfully fail some recrutment test

Method 3 Piss/shit maxxing


This Method is very extreme but very efficant

for this Method, you shit/piss yourself during the interview this will be very embarassing but I esstimate that it has a 85% succsesrate
I recomend yousing laxatives for this

Method 4

"Drug Maxxing"

You have to find out if your country requiers a drug test before the fitness exam (if it has one)
if it does you can just smoke crack/meth before the interview so it shows up on the bloodwork and you can avoid your service


I will make a follow up Thread with more methods at 10Reps

fail bootcamp

 

[Deleted member 246792]

fail bootcamp

dosent work in all countrys

 

[Centurion Hunter]

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Some countrys require millitary Service, I will explain how to avoid it

1Why you should avoid it:
It will decend you by making you sleep less, not allowing you to take Steroids/peptides during service, not allowing you to have a propper workout plan, lowering your test by making you sleep little and making you do way to much cardio
Now that you know why you should avoid it I will explain how to avoid it


First Method how to avoid it
Bad hygene maxxing

This method only works before your service starts

For this Method you will not Brush your teeth for 2 days before the Day where they examine you
You also should either not shower for 1-2weeks before the interview or go to a sauna before it so you smell like comeplete shit
after that you will smoke a pack of cigarettes (even if you dont smoke) and you will buy a shitty second hand hoodie and spill beer all over it
before you go to the interview.
If this isnt enough you should ask if you could go for a smoke every few minutes during the interwiev



2Method "retard maxxing"
This method should be stacked with more than one other method becouse like 50% of all people try to youse it

If it wasnt obvius you just act really stupid at the interview/ pupusfully fail some recrutment test

Method 3 Piss/shit maxxing


This Method is very extreme but very efficant

for this Method, you shit/piss yourself during the interview this will be very embarassing but I esstimate that it has a 85% succsesrate
I recomend yousing laxatives for this

Method 4

"Drug Maxxing"

You have to find out if your country requiers a drug test before the fitness exam (if it has one)
if it does you can just smoke crack/meth before the interview so it shows up on the bloodwork and you can avoid your service


I will make a follow up Thread with more methods at 10Reps

Forest maxxing

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

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Some countrys require millitary Service, I will explain how to avoid it

1Why you should avoid it:
It will decend you by making you sleep less, not allowing you to take Steroids/peptides during service, not allowing you to have a propper workout plan, lowering your test by making you sleep little and making you do way to much cardio
Now that you know why you should avoid it I will explain how to avoid it


First Method how to avoid it
Bad hygene maxxing

This method only works before your service starts

For this Method you will not Brush your teeth for 2 days before the Day where they examine you
You also should either not shower for 1-2weeks before the interview or go to a sauna before it so you smell like comeplete shit
after that you will smoke a pack of cigarettes (even if you dont smoke) and you will buy a shitty second hand hoodie and spill beer all over it
before you go to the interview.
If this isnt enough you should ask if you could go for a smoke every few minutes during the interwiev



2Method "retard maxxing"
This method should be stacked with more than one other method becouse like 50% of all people try to youse it

If it wasnt obvius you just act really stupid at the interview/ pupusfully fail some recrutment test

Method 3 Piss/shit maxxing


This Method is very extreme but very efficant

for this Method, you shit/piss yourself during the interview this will be very embarassing but I esstimate that it has a 85% succsesrate
I recomend yousing laxatives for this

Method 4

"Drug Maxxing"

You have to find out if your country requiers a drug test before the fitness exam (if it has one)
if it does you can just smoke crack/meth before the interview so it shows up on the bloodwork and you can avoid your service


I will make a follow up Thread with more methods at 10Reps

We don't need ts bro, anyway Ima rep u cz the effort

 

[Wexilarious]

Do not sign the contract

 

[ssxjdgh]

You know you can just leave your country?

 

[Deleted member 246792]

You know you can just leave your country?

no more neet bux

 

[popocel]

Make yourself week in purpose

 

[Deleted member 246792]

Make yourself week in purpose

wont work if its mandatory for EVERY man

 

[OhSeeDeeCel]

I have OCD so I'm already disqualified

 

[Deleted member 246792]

I have OCD so I'm already disqualified

there is a chance that I also get disqualified (my left ear has been losing 1000hz of hearing per year for the last 3 years)

 

[popocel]

wont work if its mandatory for EVERY man

No first they test how strong/fast you are and then they make a decision if you should go or not

 

[Cash💸]

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Some countrys require millitary Service, I will explain how to avoid it

1Why you should avoid it:
It will decend you by making you sleep less, not allowing you to take Steroids/peptides during service, not allowing you to have a propper workout plan, lowering your test by making you sleep little and making you do way to much cardio
Now that you know why you should avoid it I will explain how to avoid it


First Method how to avoid it
Bad hygene maxxing

This method only works before your service starts

For this Method you will not Brush your teeth for 2 days before the Day where they examine you
You also should either not shower for 1-2weeks before the interview or go to a sauna before it so you smell like comeplete shit
after that you will smoke a pack of cigarettes (even if you dont smoke) and you will buy a shitty second hand hoodie and spill beer all over it
before you go to the interview.
If this isnt enough you should ask if you could go for a smoke every few minutes during the interwiev



2Method "retard maxxing"
This method should be stacked with more than one other method becouse like 50% of all people try to youse it

If it wasnt obvius you just act really stupid at the interview/ pupusfully fail some recrutment test

Method 3 Piss/shit maxxing


This Method is very extreme but very efficant

for this Method, you shit/piss yourself during the interview this will be very embarassing but I esstimate that it has a 85% succsesrate
I recomend yousing laxatives for this

Method 4

"Drug Maxxing"

You have to find out if your country requiers a drug test before the fitness exam (if it has one)
if it does you can just smoke crack/meth before the interview so it shows up on the bloodwork and you can avoid your service


I will make a follow up Thread with more methods at 10Reps

If I was in a diff country I would prob serve

 

[Deleted member 246792]

If I was in a diff country I would prob serve

wher are you from+ me serving in the austrian millitary would in no way help my country

 

[manasana]

if you stay in uni long enough you should be able to skip (what im doing rn)