how to avoid serving time in your countrys millitary thread nr2

[truewarlord]

here is thread nr 1 if you want to read it

https://looksmax.org/threads/how-to-avoid-serving-in-the-military.1808789/#post-25475105


Method Nr1
leave the country(non based cuck method)
self explanatory

Method Nr2(most based of them all)
Wait until you receive a letter for joining
when you get the letter fill it out normally but pour 2-3cans of fart spray on it

Spoiler: fart spray

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Method Nr3
Fake attempt suicide
(just dont try to make it to realistic or you might acctually kill yourself)
rest self explanatory

Method Nr4
Do something to go to jail when you would be supposed to be at basic training

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[felioo]

heer is e nice

 

[trump]

im not 18 anymore. tahnk God didnt have to go to the army

 

[truewarlord]

heer is e nice

sagst du
ich glaube es looksminned ein bischen weil man suboptimalen trainsgpan hat und schlecht schläft

 

[felioo]

sagst du
ich glaube es looksminned ein bischen weil man suboptimalen trainsgpan hat und schlecht schläft

true aber mit 18-19 e schon egal, schul is a scho seit lebensbeginn cortisol spike und looksmin

 

[truewarlord]

true aber mit 18-19 e schon egal, schul is a scho seit lebensbeginn cortisol spike und looksmin

valider einwand

 

[DDDF]

Have 2 children by 18 like our ghetto masters