how to be a Chad with a large frame: a guide

[dat feel]

step 1: have a longer gestation period

as you can see, there is a big difference between those born closer to week 38 and those closer to week 42, even though both are considered full term
absolutely fucking lol if you dont gestationmaxx



2. have a Chadette mother

Maternal body height is a stronger predictor of birth weight than ethnicity: analysis of birth weight percentile charts

Background Anthropometric parameters such as birth weight (BW) and adult body height vary between ethnic groups. Ethnic-specific percentile charts are currently being used for the assessment of newborns. However, due to globalization and interethnic families, it is unclear which charts should be...

www.degruyter.com

Maternal body height has a greater influence on BW (birth weight) than maternal ethnicity.

there is no such thing as an ethnik framecel, only malnourished mothers

Individualized sex-specific birth weight percentiles for gestational age based on maternal height and weight

Objectives The maternal body size affects birth weight. The impact on birth weight percentiles is unknown. The objective of the study was to develop birth weight percentiles based on maternal height and weight. Methods This observational study analyzed 2.2 million singletons from the German...

www.degruyter.com

Birth weight percentiles not considering maternal size showed 22% incidence of small for gestational age (SGA) and 2% incidence of large for gestational age (LGA) for the subgroup of newborns from petite mothers, compared to a 4% SGA and 26% LGA newborns from big mothers. The novel percentiles based on 18 groups stratified by maternal height and weight for both sexes showed significant differences between identical original percentiles. The differences were up to almost 800 g between identical percentiles for petite and big mothers. The 97th and 50th percentile from the group of petite mothers almost overlap with the 50th and 3rd percentile from the group of big mothers.

absolute blackpills

your mother needs to be a 5'10"+ athlete, and your wife as well


RESULT

 

[Abhorrence]

so premature birth cucks you

 

[dat feel]

i guess it shouldn't be too suprising that premature birth isn't good for growth

what is maybe a little more surprising is that small petite women, which i think the majority of men prefer, negatively affect the size of offspring

it shouldn't be too surprising either i guess, but what is surprising is that men are attracted to petite women

maybe it's a natural way to create some balance, so that humans don't only focus on size and grow to infinite heights

 

[dat feel]

i give you goat threads backed by scientific studies and no one has the ability to appreciate them

jfl

 

[Artemis]

so premature birth cucks you

Yes.

How YOU are born (prematurely):

How CHAD is born (after long gestation):

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

Based thread

 

[Jase]

Just imagine if we spent only a couple of insignificant more weeks in the womb our lives would be drastically different.

 

[Abhorrence]

Just imagine if we spent only a couple of insignificant more weeks in the womb our lives would be drastically different.

would 3 weeks make a difference
im already 6ft5

 

[Primalsplit]

Literally a few milimeters of weeks

 

[Deleted member 23778]

i guess it shouldn't be too suprising that premature birth isn't good for growth

what is maybe a little more surprising is that small petite women, which i think the majority of men prefer, negatively affect the size of offspring

it shouldn't be too surprising either i guess, but what is surprising is that men are attracted to petite women

maybe it's a natural way to create some balance, so that humans don't only focus on size and grow to infinite heights

Men like thin women. I don't know who has a preference for goblinas though. I think most guys would take a thin woman who is 5'6 than one who is 5'2

 

[dat feel]

i think a lot of men, if not most men, find short height attractive in women or at least they don't see it as a negative at all. it even makes them feel taller

anyway will everyone start filtering out women under 5'10"? if she's not a volleyball or shotput olympic champion what are you even doing

 

[Achilles]

The fact is that if your mother was not healthy and eating when when she had you (9+ months) you will not be chad

 

[dat feel]

yes, this assumes mother is healthy and eating well, or at least a normal amount. her size still matters

 

[Chowdog]

step 1: have a longer gestation period

as you can see, there is a big difference between those born closer to week 38 and those closer to week 42, even though both are considered full term
absolutely fucking lol if you dont gestationmaxx



2. have a Chadette mother

Maternal body height is a stronger predictor of birth weight than ethnicity: analysis of birth weight percentile charts

Background Anthropometric parameters such as birth weight (BW) and adult body height vary between ethnic groups. Ethnic-specific percentile charts are currently being used for the assessment of newborns. However, due to globalization and interethnic families, it is unclear which charts should be...

www.degruyter.com

there is no such thing as an ethnik framecel, only malnourished mothers

Individualized sex-specific birth weight percentiles for gestational age based on maternal height and weight

Objectives The maternal body size affects birth weight. The impact on birth weight percentiles is unknown. The objective of the study was to develop birth weight percentiles based on maternal height and weight. Methods This observational study analyzed 2.2 million singletons from the German...

www.degruyter.com

absolute blackpills

your mother needs to be a 5'10"+ athlete, and your wife as well


RESULT

 

[Jagged0]

i guess it shouldn't be too suprising that premature birth isn't good for growth

what is maybe a little more surprising is that small petite women, which i think the majority of men prefer, negatively affect the size of offspring

it shouldn't be too surprising either i guess, but what is surprising is that men are attracted to petite women

maybe it's a natural way to create some balance, so that humans don't only focus on size and grow to infinite heights

I'm a prime example of this my brother grew to 6'2 with a large Chad frame while I have a good frame I don't have the top 1% height due to being born premature both my parents are considered tall for their genders.

 

[letsdoit]

step 1: have a longer gestation period

as you can see, there is a big difference between those born closer to week 38 and those closer to week 42, even though both are considered full term
absolutely fucking lol if you dont gestationmaxx



2. have a Chadette mother

Maternal body height is a stronger predictor of birth weight than ethnicity: analysis of birth weight percentile charts

Background Anthropometric parameters such as birth weight (BW) and adult body height vary between ethnic groups. Ethnic-specific percentile charts are currently being used for the assessment of newborns. However, due to globalization and interethnic families, it is unclear which charts should be...

www.degruyter.com

there is no such thing as an ethnik framecel, only malnourished mothers

Individualized sex-specific birth weight percentiles for gestational age based on maternal height and weight

Objectives The maternal body size affects birth weight. The impact on birth weight percentiles is unknown. The objective of the study was to develop birth weight percentiles based on maternal height and weight. Methods This observational study analyzed 2.2 million singletons from the German...

www.degruyter.com

absolute blackpills

your mother needs to be a 5'10"+ athlete, and your wife as well


RESULT

What is a tldr so I can remember for my kids?

Give birth at 42 or 46 weeks?

Don’t have premature birth?

Don’t C section?

Marry 5’8 and above women?

Good nutrition and sleep for mother while pregnant?

 

[dat feel]

most of the above apparently, especially making sure that the mother is 5'8"+ or even 5'10"+ and built like a volleyball player or track & field star

funny thing is most girls that size who are chad factories feel self conscious and wish they were smaller

but it's a philosophical question ultimately, should the focus be on the physical aspect, or are there more important things? surely there must be, because you have to make sure her body count is zero and that she is intellectually and spiritually superior

 

[Soalian]

i give you goat threads backed by scientific studies and no one has the ability to appreciate them

jfl

It's about weight compared to gestational age, not birth weight.

A newborn who's preterm born at 37 weeks, will for example be to be compared at 40 weeks(3 weeks after birth), with a 40-week baby still in the womb,

and not with a full-time baby also three weeks after birth.