pslturi
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THREAD SONG:
yoooo whats good brahs. Tired of being a nice guy beta who gets the "you're such a good friend" while Chad with the psychopathic stare rawdogs your dream girl in the club bathroom?
It's time to ascend. not looksmaxxing. DARK TRIAD MAXING. Machiavellianism + Narcissism + Psychopathy = infinite pussy + respect. Women don't want "kind" they want dangerous. I'm about to drop the most bullshit, over-the-top, 100% real (in my head) guide ever written.
yoooo whats good brahs. Tired of being a nice guy beta who gets the "you're such a good friend" while Chad with the psychopathic stare rawdogs your dream girl in the club bathroom?
It's time to ascend. not looksmaxxing. DARK TRIAD MAXING. Machiavellianism + Narcissism + Psychopathy = infinite pussy + respect. Women don't want "kind" they want dangerous. I'm about to drop the most bullshit, over-the-top, 100% real (in my head) guide ever written.
Step 1: Psychopathy!
Dead shark eyes. Practice in the mirror: stare like you just murdered her ex and you're deciding if she's next. No blinking. Slight smirk like you know she's wet already.
When she talks about her feelings, just say "That's crazy" and change subject to how FUCKING MOGGER you are. Empathy = BETACOPE, death.
Step 2: Narcissism! (Main Character Syndrome)
Talk about yourself 90% of the conversation. Interrupt her stories with "That reminds me of the time I (blah blah blah)" JUST FUCKING LIE.
Walk like the you own the world. If someone doesn't look at you, they're jealous FUCKING SUBHUMANS!
Step 3: Machiavellianism (Manipulation God Mode)
Never be honest. Ever. Honesty is for FAGGOT SUBHUMAN COPERS.
Future fake like a FUCKINGGGGG pro: "We're gonna travel the world baby!!!!" (you have no passport and $8 in your bank JFL) .
Daily Routine for Dark Triad Chads
- Wake up stare at yourself in mirror for 10 mins saying "I am the fucking prize." get that shit into your HEAD.
- Cold shower while visualizing fucking dominating EVERYONE
- Approach 10 girls with zero smile, direct eye contact, sexual intent.
- When rejected → "Next" (they'll regret it when you make it YOU ARE THE FUCKING PRIZE NIGGA.)
- Night time: Journal about how everyone is beneath you and how fucking MOGGER you are.
NOW. SOME REAL FUCKING TALK.
you wanna be like rira? fuck you. good luck faggot. YOU CAN'T.
BE YOUR OWN PERSON.
you WILL own rira you will OWN all the fucking faggot niggas that came before you.
remember that YOU are the best nigga.
NO ONE will come close to how fucking MOGGER you are.
THE END.
