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some kid approached me the other day. "how do i become alpha like you?"
for a moment, i thought, before i said this, "Well, imagine i was an eagle, and a little kiwi bird approached me and asked me, 'how do you fly?' i would say, 'well, little kiwi, you have to flap your wings'. and the kiwi would say 'i tried that, but i still cant fly'. what can i say?"
the kid was silent, as it began to dawn upon him. finally, i told him. "Well, i'd have to tell the kiwi that it wasnt in his nature to fly. for some people, things come naturally, and for others, they dont. you cant fight nature."
the kid understood what i was saying, and although he was very sad, he thanked me for my wisdom, and left
i want you all to hear what im saying and think over it, just like that kid did the other day. a lot of you are like that kiwi, and you need to listen to old eagles such as myself, or else you're going to hurt yourself. a lot of you are listening to scam artists who are telling you that kiwis can fly, and you morons are falling for it (falling out of the sky and to your deaths)
for a moment, i thought, before i said this, "Well, imagine i was an eagle, and a little kiwi bird approached me and asked me, 'how do you fly?' i would say, 'well, little kiwi, you have to flap your wings'. and the kiwi would say 'i tried that, but i still cant fly'. what can i say?"
the kid was silent, as it began to dawn upon him. finally, i told him. "Well, i'd have to tell the kiwi that it wasnt in his nature to fly. for some people, things come naturally, and for others, they dont. you cant fight nature."
the kid understood what i was saying, and although he was very sad, he thanked me for my wisdom, and left
i want you all to hear what im saying and think over it, just like that kid did the other day. a lot of you are like that kiwi, and you need to listen to old eagles such as myself, or else you're going to hurt yourself. a lot of you are listening to scam artists who are telling you that kiwis can fly, and you morons are falling for it (falling out of the sky and to your deaths)
