how to be father at 17

[to_stop_da_cope]

im 99% sure i made her pregnant
abortion is illegal here

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

run away, get plastic surgery, change your name and never look back

 

[Deleted member 6873]

pennyroyal tea

 

[Deleted member 9699]

tales from the delhi call center

 

[to_stop_da_cope]

run away, get plastic surgery, change your name and never look back

i can move out only after high school tho
its like 18 months my kid will already be walking

 

[Siberia_]

Fly to argentina

 

[Deleted member 9699]

i can move out only after high school tho
its like 18 months my kid will already be walking

you're the biggest larper on the planet JFL
you said you're already out of highschool and you finished it before
wtf

 

[Deleted member 6997]

 

[Deleted member 6403]

raising a kid is cheap, just let her breastfeed it, no need for diapers, baby food or a crib, its all a jewish scam

 

[Deleted member 4430]

XDD

 

[to_stop_da_cope]

doesnt load im using hotspot from my phone my internet is upper shit

raising a kid is cheap, just let her breastfeed it, no need for diapers, baby food or a crib, its all a jewish scam

my problem is that i met her for the first time yesterday and i dont even like her
also i will never save for ht like that

you're the biggest larper on the planet JFL
you said you're already out of highschool and you finished it before
wtf

all larps away this one is serious

 

[xefo]

no truer love than parental child love

I would have the kid

 

[pizza]

gooood

 

[Deleted member 7651]

If you re white and you re planning on leaving you deserve to face the wall

 

[studiocel]

Leave and come back when your son is a successful athlete or musical artist

 

[to_stop_da_cope]

If you re white and you re planning on leaving you deserve to face the wall
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no truer love than parental child love

I would have the kid

idk if its son i think i can handle that i need to wait maybe shes not pregnant

 

[to_stop_da_cope]

Leave and come back when your son is a successful athlete or musical artist

this only work if youre black

 

[Deleted member 5969]

raising a kid is cheap, just let her breastfeed it, no need for diapers, baby food or a crib, its all a jewish scam

Ded srs?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Ded srs?

ye, feed it meat and shit

 

[Deleted member 10185]

Its fucking over man.. you are going to be father for rest of your life.

 

[Deleted member 10185]

Leave and come back when your son is a successful athlete or musical artist

Remind me of this hahahahah.

 

[to_stop_da_cope]

Remind me of this hahahahah.

didnt watch but will

 

[CristianT]

When I first made sex I thought I made her pregnant, ngl I even cried. Imagine being a father from such a young age with a girl which I just met on Tinder 3 weeks ago. I would literally go ER. Being a father is NOT a joke and it should take it seriously. All your dreams and freedom will literally be snatched from you.

 

[Deleted member 9699]

if this aint a larp youre fucked OP

 

[Deleted member 4612]

pharmaceutical drugs: "please do not take these while nursing or pregnant"

so you know why that is? because they basically cause a miscarriage

 

[to_stop_da_cope]

pharmaceutical drugs: "please do not take these while nursing or pregnant"

so you know why that is? because they basically cause a miscarriage

lol doesnt it just make child deformed?

When I first made sex I thought I made her pregnant, ngl I even cried. Imagine being a father from such a young age with a girl which I just met on Tinder 3 weeks ago. I would literally go ER. Being a father is NOT a joke and it should take it seriously. All your dreams and freedom will literally be snatched from you.

whats % chance of becoming pregnant from one creampie ? being drunk dont decrease that right?

 

[WTFCGod]

If you re white and you re planning on leaving you deserve to face the wall
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Raise your child with a raw meat diet and be happy a chad is on the way

 

[Deleted member 4612]

lol doesnt it just make child deformed?

it might actually. hmmm

Effectiveness of Misoprostol for Induction of First-Trimester Miscarriages: Experience at a single tertiary care centre in Oman

Non-invasive methods of inducing a miscarriage are now considered an effective alternative to surgical evacuation (dilatation and curettage). This study aimed to evaluate the effectiveness of misoprostol in the termination of first-trimester miscarriages.This ...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

idk about that one though

 

[Deleted member 6723]

kill them both

 

[to_stop_da_cope]

kill them both

shut the fuck up you gon have same problem in 3 years

 

[Deleted member 6723]

Total: 97 (Looksmaxers: 76, Bluepillers: 21)

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

im 99% sure i made her pregnant
abortion is illegal here

jaką p0lke zaciążyłeś ?

 

[CristianT]

lol doesnt it just make child deformed?


whats % chance of becoming pregnant from one creampie ? being drunk dont decrease that right?

Being drunk does not decrease the chances of her being pregnant. You should tell her to take a pill for pregnancy ASAP. I think she can take within 24 hours... and yeah, chances are high for her to be pregnant if you ejaculated in her..

the first thing I did is I took her straight to pharmacy and I bought her a big ass pill which is for preventing her to be pregnant. I waited 2 weeks and I bought her a pregnancy test(until I found out she was not pregnant I was super fucking stressed).

 

[to_stop_da_cope]

Being drunk does not decrease the chances of her being pregnant. You should tell her to take a pill for pregnancy ASAP. I think she can take within 24 hours... and yeah, chances are high for her to be pregnant if you ejaculated in her..

the first thing I did is I took her straight to pharmacy and I bought her a big ass pill which is for preventing her to be pregnant. I waited 2 weeks and I bought her a pregnancy test(until I found out she was not pregnant I was super fucking stressed).

holy shit pharmacies close in less than 2 hours here
thanks bro you may just saved my ass

 

[Eezz]

congrats raise the child well nigga

 

[Deleted member 6423]

pharmaceutical drugs: "please do not take these while nursing or pregnant"

so you know why that is? because they basically cause a miscarriage

Spoiler

 

[mortis]

 

[Deleted member 4612]

Spoiler

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brutal ngl

 

[Deleted member 4612]

holy shit pharmacies close in less than 2 hours here
thanks bro you may just saved my ass

wait you dont even know if she's pregnant yet?

 

[Deleted member 2012]

my problem is that i met her for the first time yesterday

If it was yesterday then she can still take the pill

 

[TITUS]

Let the grandparents take care of it.

 

[Acnno]

im 99% sure i made her pregnant
abortion is illegal here

The tale is over. It ended so fas, not even a comma was needed.

 

[Deleted member 10782]

Raise your son and prepare him for ascension with HGH and test. Life is meaningless so you might as well fulfill your primary biological goal and take care of your offspring

 

[BradAniston]

Knock that bitch.
Use a vacuum inside her pussy.
No more problem

 

[Deleted member 10782]

When I first made sex I thought I made her pregnant, ngl I even cried. Imagine being a father from such a young age with a girl which I just met on Tinder 3 weeks ago. I would literally go ER. Being a father is NOT a joke and it should take it seriously. All your dreams and freedom will literally be snatched from you.

JFL if you have other "dreams" than reproducing.

 

[CristianT]

JFL if you have other "dreams" than reproducing.

Dont be autistic. Life is not only about fucking.

 

[Deleted member 10782]

Dont be autistic. Life is not only about fucking.

Literally that's all life is. We evolved to fuck and reproduce.

 

[to_stop_da_cope]

If it was yesterday then she can still take the pill

wait you dont even know if she's pregnant yet?

yeah i ttok care of it

 

[JustAFewMM]

Im honetstly mirin if I got my oneitis pregnant at 18 i would have the kid

 

[Whaddup]

Is thT lgbt flag in vid?