HOW TO BE FUNNY😂😂(ULTIMATE GUIDE FOR STARTERS) (HIGH EFFORT)

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Many people on here underestimate the power of being funny.

Girls always tell they want a boyfriend who is funny (JFL), You can make friends more easy and you will be overall just a little bit more charming.

These are really easy things you can apply in your day to day life but it will help you definitely if you are not funny at all.

Give the opposite answer to yes/no questions

The easiest way to be funny, even if you are not, is to give the opposite answer to yes/no questions.

Yes, it is that simple. If people are expecting you to say yes, you say no; if people are expecting you to say no, you say yes. The more obvious the better. For example.

Friend: You have fucked that girl from yesterday right?

You: No we played to whole night chess.😂😂


Play with Numbers

One way to be surprising is to play with numbers. This one is also a example to be unexpected is to be funny.

Therefore, to be surprising, all you have to do is build up people’s expectation to be the opposite of what that number suggests. For example

An incel gets asked how much pussy he has slayed in his life. And everyone expecting him to say 0 he says:

"Ohhh not so much i only fucked about a little bit more than 100. i think??" 😂😂


Use a Character Switch

When we tell a story, there are usually multiple characters in that story. More often than not, those characters have very distinct personas that people will make assumptions about each. Random example.

In a story of Jennifer Lawrence getting into a bar fight in Budapest, two characters are involved: Jennifer and the aggressor.

The interviever implied that Budapest was a dangerous place for Jennifer to get into a fight. But Jennifer pretended that he was not referring to her, but the aggressor who must had a problem with Jennifer.🤣🤣


Use exaggeration when complaining to become funny.
No-one likes someone who is complaining all the time but it is only funny when you exaggerate so much it becomes absurd

Use “Whatever” as Your Secret Weapon

When people tease you, mock you, ask you difficult questions, those are all easy to counter with: "Whatever" while laughing. So nobody thinks you are a crybaby.

Always laugh when you make a joke
If you look at funny people they always laugh when making a joke so do this if you don't want to come over as an aspie. Also this enables people to laugh at you when it is not funny what makes them unconsciously like you

Use real-life stories, not jokes
I don't know if this needs any further explanation. But if your joke fails you just made yourself a foul.

Delay the funny
Wait a little bit of a second when you make the punchline what will make you even funnier.

You can find many more information on youtube but the TL:DR is:

BE UNEXPECTED!
 
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joke drums GIF by neomagazinroyale
 
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if you need a checklist on how to be funny you will never be funny
 
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Intro
Many people on here underestimate the power of being funny.

Girls always tell they want a boyfriend who is funny (JFL), You can make friends more easy and you will be overall just a little bit more charming.

These are really easy things you can apply in your day to day life but it will help you definitely if you are not funny at all.

Give the opposite answer to yes/no questions

The easiest way to be funny, even if you are not, is to give the opposite answer to yes/no questions.

Yes, it is that simple. If people are expecting you to say yes, you say no; if people are expecting you to say no, you say yes. The more obvious the better. For example.

Friend: You have fucked that girl from yesterday right?

You: No we played to whole night chess.😂😂


Play with Numbers

One way to be surprising is to play with numbers. This one is also a example to be unexpected is to be funny.

Therefore, to be surprising, all you have to do is build up people’s expectation to be the opposite of what that number suggests. For example

An incel gets asked how much pussy he has slayed in his life. And everyone expecting him to say 0 he says:

"Ohhh not so much i only fucked about a little bit more than 100. i think??" 😂😂


Use a Character Switch

When we tell a story, there are usually multiple characters in that story. More often than not, those characters have very distinct personas that people will make assumptions about each. Random example.

In a story of Jennifer Lawrence getting into a bar fight in Budapest, two characters are involved: Jennifer and the aggressor.

The interviever implied that Budapest was a dangerous place for Jennifer to get into a fight. But Jennifer pretended that he was not referring to her, but the aggressor who must had a problem with Jennifer.🤣🤣


Use exaggeration when complaining to become funny.
No-one likes someone who is complaining all the time but it is only funny when you exaggerate so much it becomes absurd

Use “Whatever” as Your Secret Weapon

When people tease you, mock you, ask you difficult questions, those are all easy to counter with: "Whatever" while laughing. So nobody thinks you are a crybaby.

Always laugh when you make a joke
If you look at funny people they always laugh when making a joke so do this if you don't want to come over as an aspie. Also this enables people to laugh at you when it is not funny what makes them unconsciously like you

Use real-life stories, not jokes
I don't know if this needs any further explanation. But if your joke fails you just made yourself a foul.

Delay the funny
Wait a little bit of a second when you make the punchline what will make you even funnier.

You can find many more information on youtube but the TL:DR is:

BE UNEXPECTED!
Thanks im so much funnier now
Jimmy


 
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Just memorize some boomer racist jokes they will probably go over better
 
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JUST BE FUCKING FUNNY BROOO!!! YOU SAY YOU ARE A 5'2" BALDING JANITOR??!! BROOOO, GIRLS LOOOOVE 5'2" BALDING JANITORS WHO ARE FUNNY!!!! THEY WOULD LOOOVE TO SUCK YOUR LITTLE SMALL DICK!! YOU SAY NO ONE RESPECTS YOU BRO??! THAN YOU JUST NEED TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE FUNNY AND YOU WILL BE RESPECTED INSTANTLY BY EVERY FUCKING ONE BROO
 
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Intro
Many people on here underestimate the power of being funny.

Girls always tell they want a boyfriend who is funny (JFL), You can make friends more easy and you will be overall just a little bit more charming.

These are really easy things you can apply in your day to day life but it will help you definitely if you are not funny at all.

Give the opposite answer to yes/no questions

The easiest way to be funny, even if you are not, is to give the opposite answer to yes/no questions.

Yes, it is that simple. If people are expecting you to say yes, you say no; if people are expecting you to say no, you say yes. The more obvious the better. For example.

Friend: You have fucked that girl from yesterday right?

You: No we played to whole night chess.😂😂


Play with Numbers

One way to be surprising is to play with numbers. This one is also a example to be unexpected is to be funny.

Therefore, to be surprising, all you have to do is build up people’s expectation to be the opposite of what that number suggests. For example

An incel gets asked how much pussy he has slayed in his life. And everyone expecting him to say 0 he says:

"Ohhh not so much i only fucked about a little bit more than 100. i think??" 😂😂


Use a Character Switch

When we tell a story, there are usually multiple characters in that story. More often than not, those characters have very distinct personas that people will make assumptions about each. Random example.

In a story of Jennifer Lawrence getting into a bar fight in Budapest, two characters are involved: Jennifer and the aggressor.

The interviever implied that Budapest was a dangerous place for Jennifer to get into a fight. But Jennifer pretended that he was not referring to her, but the aggressor who must had a problem with Jennifer.🤣🤣


Use exaggeration when complaining to become funny.
No-one likes someone who is complaining all the time but it is only funny when you exaggerate so much it becomes absurd

Use “Whatever” as Your Secret Weapon

When people tease you, mock you, ask you difficult questions, those are all easy to counter with: "Whatever" while laughing. So nobody thinks you are a crybaby.

Always laugh when you make a joke
If you look at funny people they always laugh when making a joke so do this if you don't want to come over as an aspie. Also this enables people to laugh at you when it is not funny what makes them unconsciously like you

Use real-life stories, not jokes
I don't know if this needs any further explanation. But if your joke fails you just made yourself a foul.

Delay the funny
Wait a little bit of a second when you make the punchline what will make you even funnier.

You can find many more information on youtube but the TL:DR is:

BE UNEXPECTED!
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Friend: You have fucked that girl from yesterday right?

You: No we played to whole night chess.😂😂
peak comedy, definitely wont come across as some giga sperg
 
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if you need a checklist on how to be funny you will never be funny
it is possible but takes practice(which means you need friends) catch 22
 
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Intro
Many people on here underestimate the power of being funny.

Girls always tell they want a boyfriend who is funny (JFL), You can make friends more easy and you will be overall just a little bit more charming.

These are really easy things you can apply in your day to day life but it will help you definitely if you are not funny at all.

Give the opposite answer to yes/no questions

The easiest way to be funny, even if you are not, is to give the opposite answer to yes/no questions.

Yes, it is that simple. If people are expecting you to say yes, you say no; if people are expecting you to say no, you say yes. The more obvious the better. For example.

Friend: You have fucked that girl from yesterday right?

You: No we played to whole night chess.😂😂


Play with Numbers

One way to be surprising is to play with numbers. This one is also a example to be unexpected is to be funny.

Therefore, to be surprising, all you have to do is build up people’s expectation to be the opposite of what that number suggests. For example

An incel gets asked how much pussy he has slayed in his life. And everyone expecting him to say 0 he says:

"Ohhh not so much i only fucked about a little bit more than 100. i think??" 😂😂


Use a Character Switch

When we tell a story, there are usually multiple characters in that story. More often than not, those characters have very distinct personas that people will make assumptions about each. Random example.

In a story of Jennifer Lawrence getting into a bar fight in Budapest, two characters are involved: Jennifer and the aggressor.

The interviever implied that Budapest was a dangerous place for Jennifer to get into a fight. But Jennifer pretended that he was not referring to her, but the aggressor who must had a problem with Jennifer.🤣🤣


Use exaggeration when complaining to become funny.
No-one likes someone who is complaining all the time but it is only funny when you exaggerate so much it becomes absurd

Use “Whatever” as Your Secret Weapon

When people tease you, mock you, ask you difficult questions, those are all easy to counter with: "Whatever" while laughing. So nobody thinks you are a crybaby.

Always laugh when you make a joke
If you look at funny people they always laugh when making a joke so do this if you don't want to come over as an aspie. Also this enables people to laugh at you when it is not funny what makes them unconsciously like you

Use real-life stories, not jokes
I don't know if this needs any further explanation. But if your joke fails you just made yourself a foul.

Delay the funny
Wait a little bit of a second when you make the punchline what will make you even funnier.

You can find many more information on youtube but the TL:DR is:

BE UNEXPECTED!
I gotta dm you because I was the class clown at my school but looks good so far
 
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Intro
Many people on here underestimate the power of being funny.

Girls always tell they want a boyfriend who is funny (JFL), You can make friends more easy and you will be overall just a little bit more charming.

These are really easy things you can apply in your day to day life but it will help you definitely if you are not funny at all.

Give the opposite answer to yes/no questions

The easiest way to be funny, even if you are not, is to give the opposite answer to yes/no questions.

Yes, it is that simple. If people are expecting you to say yes, you say no; if people are expecting you to say no, you say yes. The more obvious the better. For example.

Friend: You have fucked that girl from yesterday right?

You: No we played to whole night chess.😂😂


Play with Numbers

One way to be surprising is to play with numbers. This one is also a example to be unexpected is to be funny.

Therefore, to be surprising, all you have to do is build up people’s expectation to be the opposite of what that number suggests. For example

An incel gets asked how much pussy he has slayed in his life. And everyone expecting him to say 0 he says:

"Ohhh not so much i only fucked about a little bit more than 100. i think??" 😂😂


Use a Character Switch

When we tell a story, there are usually multiple characters in that story. More often than not, those characters have very distinct personas that people will make assumptions about each. Random example.

In a story of Jennifer Lawrence getting into a bar fight in Budapest, two characters are involved: Jennifer and the aggressor.

The interviever implied that Budapest was a dangerous place for Jennifer to get into a fight. But Jennifer pretended that he was not referring to her, but the aggressor who must had a problem with Jennifer.🤣🤣


Use exaggeration when complaining to become funny.
No-one likes someone who is complaining all the time but it is only funny when you exaggerate so much it becomes absurd

Use “Whatever” as Your Secret Weapon

When people tease you, mock you, ask you difficult questions, those are all easy to counter with: "Whatever" while laughing. So nobody thinks you are a crybaby.

Always laugh when you make a joke
If you look at funny people they always laugh when making a joke so do this if you don't want to come over as an aspie. Also this enables people to laugh at you when it is not funny what makes them unconsciously like you

Use real-life stories, not jokes
I don't know if this needs any further explanation. But if your joke fails you just made yourself a foul.

Delay the funny
Wait a little bit of a second when you make the punchline what will make you even funnier.

You can find many more information on youtube but the TL:DR is:

BE UNEXPECTED!
dies from cringe
 
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people here don't understand your genuis
 
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Laughing my ass of on the floor laughing
 
Hard to swallow pill: you are funny or you arent
 
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Hard to swallow pill: you are funny or you arent
No that is retarded to say. That is just like saying: you are good-looking or you aren't.

In essence it is true but you can try to work on it just like your appearance😘
 
Finally, I can now jestermax to slay some child pussy!!:soy::soy::forcedsmile:
 
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Not a bad guide but to be funny you also need high social intelligence. You can improve your social intelligence by socialising more. Also watching funny content can help improve your sense of humour.
 
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Change title to: "Ultimate guide to jestermaxxing, how you can make a fool of yourself too!!!!".
The content is legit. However you don't get laid by jestermaxxing.
 
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U can only train to be funny when ur very young like before 16, u need peak neuroplasticity to rewire ur brain to be naturally funny
 
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This stuff is legit tho lmao
 
Play with Numbers

One way to be surprising is to play with numbers. This one is also a example to be unexpected is to be funny.

Therefore, to be surprising, all you have to do is build up people’s expectation to be the opposite of what that number suggests. For example

An incel gets asked how much pussy he has slayed in his life. And everyone expecting him to say 0 he says:

"Ohhh not so much i only fucked about a little bit more than 100. i think??" 😂😂
HAHAHAHHAHAH
 
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Girls laugh at anything you say when you are good looking
 
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You'll be funny the moment they see your face, no cope for face accept the rope or smoke dope
 
Tbh that was a funny thread ngl
 
if you need a checklist on how to be funny you will never be funny
unironically I knew a guy that was like that he tried so hard to be funny in hs
but I was without wanting to the jestermaxxed retard :feelspepo:
 

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