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Intro
Many people on here underestimate the power of being funny.
Girls always tell they want a boyfriend who is funny (JFL), You can make friends more easy and you will be overall just a little bit more charming.
These are really easy things you can apply in your day to day life but it will help you definitely if you are not funny at all.
Give the opposite answer to yes/no questions
The easiest way to be funny, even if you are not, is to give the opposite answer to yes/no questions.
Yes, it is that simple. If people are expecting you to say yes, you say no; if people are expecting you to say no, you say yes. The more obvious the better. For example.
Friend: You have fucked that girl from yesterday right?
You: No we played to whole night chess.
Play with Numbers
One way to be surprising is to play with numbers. This one is also a example to be unexpected is to be funny.
Therefore, to be surprising, all you have to do is build up people’s expectation to be the opposite of what that number suggests. For example
An incel gets asked how much pussy he has slayed in his life. And everyone expecting him to say 0 he says:
"Ohhh not so much i only fucked about a little bit more than 100. i think??"
Use a Character Switch
When we tell a story, there are usually multiple characters in that story. More often than not, those characters have very distinct personas that people will make assumptions about each. Random example.
In a story of Jennifer Lawrence getting into a bar fight in Budapest, two characters are involved: Jennifer and the aggressor.
The interviever implied that Budapest was a dangerous place for Jennifer to get into a fight. But Jennifer pretended that he was not referring to her, but the aggressor who must had a problem with Jennifer.
Use exaggeration when complaining to become funny.
No-one likes someone who is complaining all the time but it is only funny when you exaggerate so much it becomes absurd
Use “Whatever” as Your Secret Weapon
When people tease you, mock you, ask you difficult questions, those are all easy to counter with: "Whatever" while laughing. So nobody thinks you are a crybaby.
Always laugh when you make a joke
If you look at funny people they always laugh when making a joke so do this if you don't want to come over as an aspie. Also this enables people to laugh at you when it is not funny what makes them unconsciously like you
Use real-life stories, not jokes
I don't know if this needs any further explanation. But if your joke fails you just made yourself a foul.
Delay the funny
Wait a little bit of a second when you make the punchline what will make you even funnier.
Many people on here underestimate the power of being funny.
Girls always tell they want a boyfriend who is funny (JFL), You can make friends more easy and you will be overall just a little bit more charming.
These are really easy things you can apply in your day to day life but it will help you definitely if you are not funny at all.
Give the opposite answer to yes/no questions
The easiest way to be funny, even if you are not, is to give the opposite answer to yes/no questions.
Yes, it is that simple. If people are expecting you to say yes, you say no; if people are expecting you to say no, you say yes. The more obvious the better. For example.
Friend: You have fucked that girl from yesterday right?
You: No we played to whole night chess.
Play with Numbers
One way to be surprising is to play with numbers. This one is also a example to be unexpected is to be funny.
Therefore, to be surprising, all you have to do is build up people’s expectation to be the opposite of what that number suggests. For example
An incel gets asked how much pussy he has slayed in his life. And everyone expecting him to say 0 he says:
"Ohhh not so much i only fucked about a little bit more than 100. i think??"
Use a Character Switch
When we tell a story, there are usually multiple characters in that story. More often than not, those characters have very distinct personas that people will make assumptions about each. Random example.
In a story of Jennifer Lawrence getting into a bar fight in Budapest, two characters are involved: Jennifer and the aggressor.
The interviever implied that Budapest was a dangerous place for Jennifer to get into a fight. But Jennifer pretended that he was not referring to her, but the aggressor who must had a problem with Jennifer.
Use exaggeration when complaining to become funny.
No-one likes someone who is complaining all the time but it is only funny when you exaggerate so much it becomes absurd
Use “Whatever” as Your Secret Weapon
When people tease you, mock you, ask you difficult questions, those are all easy to counter with: "Whatever" while laughing. So nobody thinks you are a crybaby.
Always laugh when you make a joke
If you look at funny people they always laugh when making a joke so do this if you don't want to come over as an aspie. Also this enables people to laugh at you when it is not funny what makes them unconsciously like you
Use real-life stories, not jokes
I don't know if this needs any further explanation. But if your joke fails you just made yourself a foul.
Delay the funny
Wait a little bit of a second when you make the punchline what will make you even funnier.
You can find many more information on youtube but the TLR is:
BE UNEXPECTED!
BE UNEXPECTED!