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Deleted member 3073
giga mogger
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1. Wear Nike/Jordan shoes
2. Own an iPhone (Android is for broke people & subhumans)
3. Have 1000+ followers on Instagram with a 0.7 following ratio (700 accounts followed then).
To do this start following the accounts of people that your friends follow, and unfollow those who don't follow back.
4. Post a lot on social media and get likes, at least 1/4 of your total followers have to like your pictures
5. Get comments. But if you're too autistic, high inhib/have no friends then disable them (it can look mysterious or like notifications piss you off)
6. Go to Starbucks to have breakfast
7. Pretend to be a liberal (if you're in the ~20 year zoomer age group and you aren't a liberal then you're seen as an autistic weirdo)
8. Speak with common youngster lingo instead of using big words (just sound like a retard basically)
9. Stand with an open posture
10. Treat people like lifetime friends when you meet them
11. Pretend like you're not informed about shit like politics, or that you don't care about them
12. Have knowledge about relevant contemporary sports & movies
13. Listen to low inhib low IQ shitskin music like Lil Uzi Vert, The Weekend, etc. that make young pussies wet
14. Dress with common normie items like grey sweatpants and elasticized white V-neck shirts
15. Have porcelain-white teeth *looks high class*
16. Snapscore over 100k, you can literally boost this in 5 minutes
17. Take drugs like weed and LSD
2. Own an iPhone (Android is for broke people & subhumans)
3. Have 1000+ followers on Instagram with a 0.7 following ratio (700 accounts followed then).
To do this start following the accounts of people that your friends follow, and unfollow those who don't follow back.
4. Post a lot on social media and get likes, at least 1/4 of your total followers have to like your pictures
5. Get comments. But if you're too autistic, high inhib/have no friends then disable them (it can look mysterious or like notifications piss you off)
6. Go to Starbucks to have breakfast
7. Pretend to be a liberal (if you're in the ~20 year zoomer age group and you aren't a liberal then you're seen as an autistic weirdo)
8. Speak with common youngster lingo instead of using big words (just sound like a retard basically)
9. Stand with an open posture
10. Treat people like lifetime friends when you meet them
11. Pretend like you're not informed about shit like politics, or that you don't care about them
12. Have knowledge about relevant contemporary sports & movies
13. Listen to low inhib low IQ shitskin music like Lil Uzi Vert, The Weekend, etc. that make young pussies wet
14. Dress with common normie items like grey sweatpants and elasticized white V-neck shirts
15. Have porcelain-white teeth *looks high class*
16. Snapscore over 100k, you can literally boost this in 5 minutes
17. Take drugs like weed and LSD