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DRESS LIKE A PUERTO RICAN
The Tee
All tees, regardless of their style (crew, v-neck or muscle/wifebeater/guinea tee), should be at least one to two sizes smaller than you would normally wear. This is essential to show off your hard chest, large muscular arms and six-pack abs. Affliction, Ed Hardy and Armani Exchange are fav designers of Puerto Ricans
The Open Shirt
A button down shirt, preferably with the sleeves cut off, left open to show your finely sculpted abs is perfect for when you want to "dress up."
The Puerto Rican Tuxedo
The Puerto Rico Tuxedo (a.k.a. a track or running suit) is another essential piece to your Puerto Rican mulatto wardrobe. The jacket, worn with or without a muscle tee (a.k.a. wifebeater or guinea tee) is never fully zipped. The Puerto Rico Tuxedo can be accessorized with The Cross or The Rosary Necklace.
The Puerto Rico Baseball Cap
No matter where you live, it's gotta be a Puerto Rico baseball cap that's tilted at least ten degrees. The perfect brim tilt is 23 degrees but you can try the 37-, 59-, or the 111-degree tilt if that works for you. But, anything less than a ten degree tilt won't show your Puerto Rico mulatto badass status.
The Fedora
Show your honor to past Puerto Ricans with The Fedora. Push it back so it sits on the crown of your head so you can still smush with a Puerto Ricantress or pull the brim low over your eyes if you forgot your shades. While the baseball cap tilt is to the left or right, the fedora tilt is up or down.
The Bandana
Fold a biker scarf or a large handkerchief into a sweatband. Knot it tight around the back of your head just short of giving you a headache or leaving a red forehead welt that wouldn't look cool when it gets yanked off during a hook-up.
The Sweatband
A plain terrycloth headband/sweatband is always considered cool and comfortable. For added flare, experiment with other colors such as pink or purple.
The Cross
Gold, silver or filled with stones, it don't matter. As long as it's a cross and it's worn on a heavy chain around your neck, you're good to go.
The Rosary Necklace
Hang a rosary necklace around your neck. But it can't be a cheapo, plastic thingy knotted on a string. It's gotta have large beads with metal links and a crucifix.
The Gold or The Silver
Go for The Gold or The Silver! Necklaces, watches, pinkie rings, and bracelets – if it's big, clunky, and shiny, you're slammin' Puerto Rican style.
The Fat Chain
Preferably the cuban link chain. The chain is a representation of your Puerto Rican manhood. It is essential for Puerto Ricans.
The Dog Tags
OK, so maybe you didn't serve yourself, but if your pop, grandpa or other relative did, wear his dog tags. It's like patriotic.
The Tattoos
The Tattoos (a.k.a. ink or tats) are another essential accessory for Puerto Ricans for showing off their finely juiced body. Tribal tattoos as ancient symbols are especially popular. Other admired designs include tats of wild animals, cars (especially the Cadillac) and naked women. And don't forget the ever-popular "Mom" because a Puerto Rican badboy always puts his mom first. You got a problem with that?
The Shades
It ain't cool to squint, plus dark sunglasses make it easier for you to check out the Latina babes without them knowing you're eyeing them up, down and all around. But they gotta be the right kind. And if you can't afford Prada or Versace, head over to Chinatown for a pair of aviator or white frame look-alike shades. Maybe nobody will notice they're not the real thing. And if you don't need them dark, go with whatever shade of shades you like
The Studs
No, not the Puerto Rican badboys themselves, but the earring studs they wear. Square cut is preferred and diamonds (or really cool-lookin' CZs) are a jewelry staple with Ricans. They just gotta be big and sparkle.
The Kicks
The flashy shoes are an important part of the Puerto Rican badboy arsenal. Preferably they're Jordan retros and you should have a collection of them.
LOOK LIKE A RICAN
The GTBL
You gotta look good to be a real Puerto Rican hunk and that takes time. So plan you day with The GTBL in mind. That's like goin' to the Gym, the Tanning salon, Barber shop and the Laundry.
The GYM
You wanna be juiced with a hard-muscled, toned body? Well, goombah, that ain't gonna just happen with you eatin' all of your Mama's empanadas. It takes work. So start pumpin' iron at the gym. When you lift your tee for pictures, ya gotta be able to see the washboard abs and the bulging biceps. If you don't work it, you're not gonna have a body as fine as El Alfa's. And if you don't look like you have a gorilla bod, you can't perform a robbery and steal someone else's puta. Dig?
The Tan
Get a membership for the local tanning salon because you'll be goin' almost every day. If you got the time, lay down in the Puerto Rico coffin (tanning bed). If you're in a rush, get a spray tan or use a self-bronzer that comes just short of lookin' like an Oompa Loompa. Fake tans are much more prized than ones gotten by layin' in the sun at the beach. You don't want the wind and water to attempt to wreck the blowout. C'mon! That wouldn't be cool.
The Laundry
Unless you're livin' at home or live close enough and your mom's doing the laundry, ya gotta plan doing your laundry into you schedule. That includes ironing your shirts or takin' them to the cleaner's to be pressed. It's all part of The GTBL. A Puerto Rican mulatto badboy never looks dirty or wrinkled. You gotta be clean and neat to creep on a latina princess.
The Blowout
The Blowout requires wet, clean hair, at least three styling tools (high-powered hair dryer, flat iron, and a hair pick), two styling products (either spike gel or a hair wax and an aerosol hair "glue"), and at least thirty minutes. Blow dry hair using a hair pick and comb all of your hair in an upward style. Add an excessive amount of gel or wax into your hair. Hit it with the dryer and hair pick again until you've achieved the perfect rolled up style. Spray with at least a half a can of aerosol hair "glue." Keep picking and spraying until you've achieved your perfectly round blowout. This look can't be rushed.
The Buzzcut
The buzzcut is a very important piece of Puerto Rican hairstyle. It shows off badboy and dominance. The fade buzz cut is needed to show off the badboy curls. You should not go 2 weeks without refreshing your buzz cut. You should preferably go one time a week to keep your fade fresh.
The Cornrows
If youre a badboy reggaeton rapper. This haircut might be for you. Its swaggy and dominating in social environments. You can look badass Puerto Rican. Go to a loctition once a week to keep the rows tight
The Waves
The waves are legit for Puerto Rican style. Put on your durag for keeping the waves good. Brush your waves. Then when your waves are wavy, take off the durag to reveal your Rican badboy waves.
The Goatee
The goatee is great beard style for beginner Puerto Rican mulatto badass. It's simple beard to attract sexy latina babes ready for cock.
The Puerto Rican Chinstrap
This Puerto Rican faicial hair beard will surely give you badass appeal. This piece of hair extends down your jaw and is thin giving you a chinstrap.
The Maghreb Full Beard
This will give you dangerous badboy Puerto Rican vibes if you follow it correctly and let it grow out. Give it some beard oil and make sure you give it brushing for the sexy Latina mistress.
The Mutton Chops
This facial hair style is so high t and masculine. It shows off your Puerto Rican beast in the sheets and makes you prize warrior. They are long sideburns that don't connect in the middle.
The Tri-Braided Beard
The tri-braided beard is an expert beard that only the most high t ricans can handle. You gotta know to style this badass beard. It makes the latina babes wet and it scares off the opponent niggas.
The Egyptian Goatee
This is a personal favorite. The most badasd badboy beard style. It is Puerto Rican luxury. It's a long goatee extending down your face lots of inches. The Pharoah's in ancient egypt used to rock it so that even makes it more badass. Its Puerto Rican freshness!
The Tee
All tees, regardless of their style (crew, v-neck or muscle/wifebeater/guinea tee), should be at least one to two sizes smaller than you would normally wear. This is essential to show off your hard chest, large muscular arms and six-pack abs. Affliction, Ed Hardy and Armani Exchange are fav designers of Puerto Ricans
The Open Shirt
A button down shirt, preferably with the sleeves cut off, left open to show your finely sculpted abs is perfect for when you want to "dress up."
The Puerto Rican Tuxedo
The Puerto Rico Tuxedo (a.k.a. a track or running suit) is another essential piece to your Puerto Rican mulatto wardrobe. The jacket, worn with or without a muscle tee (a.k.a. wifebeater or guinea tee) is never fully zipped. The Puerto Rico Tuxedo can be accessorized with The Cross or The Rosary Necklace.
The Puerto Rico Baseball Cap
No matter where you live, it's gotta be a Puerto Rico baseball cap that's tilted at least ten degrees. The perfect brim tilt is 23 degrees but you can try the 37-, 59-, or the 111-degree tilt if that works for you. But, anything less than a ten degree tilt won't show your Puerto Rico mulatto badass status.
The Fedora
Show your honor to past Puerto Ricans with The Fedora. Push it back so it sits on the crown of your head so you can still smush with a Puerto Ricantress or pull the brim low over your eyes if you forgot your shades. While the baseball cap tilt is to the left or right, the fedora tilt is up or down.
The Bandana
Fold a biker scarf or a large handkerchief into a sweatband. Knot it tight around the back of your head just short of giving you a headache or leaving a red forehead welt that wouldn't look cool when it gets yanked off during a hook-up.
The Sweatband
A plain terrycloth headband/sweatband is always considered cool and comfortable. For added flare, experiment with other colors such as pink or purple.
The Cross
Gold, silver or filled with stones, it don't matter. As long as it's a cross and it's worn on a heavy chain around your neck, you're good to go.
The Rosary Necklace
Hang a rosary necklace around your neck. But it can't be a cheapo, plastic thingy knotted on a string. It's gotta have large beads with metal links and a crucifix.
The Gold or The Silver
Go for The Gold or The Silver! Necklaces, watches, pinkie rings, and bracelets – if it's big, clunky, and shiny, you're slammin' Puerto Rican style.
The Fat Chain
Preferably the cuban link chain. The chain is a representation of your Puerto Rican manhood. It is essential for Puerto Ricans.
The Dog Tags
OK, so maybe you didn't serve yourself, but if your pop, grandpa or other relative did, wear his dog tags. It's like patriotic.
The Tattoos
The Tattoos (a.k.a. ink or tats) are another essential accessory for Puerto Ricans for showing off their finely juiced body. Tribal tattoos as ancient symbols are especially popular. Other admired designs include tats of wild animals, cars (especially the Cadillac) and naked women. And don't forget the ever-popular "Mom" because a Puerto Rican badboy always puts his mom first. You got a problem with that?
The Shades
It ain't cool to squint, plus dark sunglasses make it easier for you to check out the Latina babes without them knowing you're eyeing them up, down and all around. But they gotta be the right kind. And if you can't afford Prada or Versace, head over to Chinatown for a pair of aviator or white frame look-alike shades. Maybe nobody will notice they're not the real thing. And if you don't need them dark, go with whatever shade of shades you like
The Studs
No, not the Puerto Rican badboys themselves, but the earring studs they wear. Square cut is preferred and diamonds (or really cool-lookin' CZs) are a jewelry staple with Ricans. They just gotta be big and sparkle.
The Kicks
The flashy shoes are an important part of the Puerto Rican badboy arsenal. Preferably they're Jordan retros and you should have a collection of them.
LOOK LIKE A RICAN
The GTBL
You gotta look good to be a real Puerto Rican hunk and that takes time. So plan you day with The GTBL in mind. That's like goin' to the Gym, the Tanning salon, Barber shop and the Laundry.
The GYM
You wanna be juiced with a hard-muscled, toned body? Well, goombah, that ain't gonna just happen with you eatin' all of your Mama's empanadas. It takes work. So start pumpin' iron at the gym. When you lift your tee for pictures, ya gotta be able to see the washboard abs and the bulging biceps. If you don't work it, you're not gonna have a body as fine as El Alfa's. And if you don't look like you have a gorilla bod, you can't perform a robbery and steal someone else's puta. Dig?
The Tan
Get a membership for the local tanning salon because you'll be goin' almost every day. If you got the time, lay down in the Puerto Rico coffin (tanning bed). If you're in a rush, get a spray tan or use a self-bronzer that comes just short of lookin' like an Oompa Loompa. Fake tans are much more prized than ones gotten by layin' in the sun at the beach. You don't want the wind and water to attempt to wreck the blowout. C'mon! That wouldn't be cool.
The Laundry
Unless you're livin' at home or live close enough and your mom's doing the laundry, ya gotta plan doing your laundry into you schedule. That includes ironing your shirts or takin' them to the cleaner's to be pressed. It's all part of The GTBL. A Puerto Rican mulatto badboy never looks dirty or wrinkled. You gotta be clean and neat to creep on a latina princess.
The Blowout
The Blowout requires wet, clean hair, at least three styling tools (high-powered hair dryer, flat iron, and a hair pick), two styling products (either spike gel or a hair wax and an aerosol hair "glue"), and at least thirty minutes. Blow dry hair using a hair pick and comb all of your hair in an upward style. Add an excessive amount of gel or wax into your hair. Hit it with the dryer and hair pick again until you've achieved the perfect rolled up style. Spray with at least a half a can of aerosol hair "glue." Keep picking and spraying until you've achieved your perfectly round blowout. This look can't be rushed.
The Buzzcut
The buzzcut is a very important piece of Puerto Rican hairstyle. It shows off badboy and dominance. The fade buzz cut is needed to show off the badboy curls. You should not go 2 weeks without refreshing your buzz cut. You should preferably go one time a week to keep your fade fresh.
The Cornrows
If youre a badboy reggaeton rapper. This haircut might be for you. Its swaggy and dominating in social environments. You can look badass Puerto Rican. Go to a loctition once a week to keep the rows tight
The Waves
The waves are legit for Puerto Rican style. Put on your durag for keeping the waves good. Brush your waves. Then when your waves are wavy, take off the durag to reveal your Rican badboy waves.
The Goatee
The goatee is great beard style for beginner Puerto Rican mulatto badass. It's simple beard to attract sexy latina babes ready for cock.
The Puerto Rican Chinstrap
This Puerto Rican faicial hair beard will surely give you badass appeal. This piece of hair extends down your jaw and is thin giving you a chinstrap.
The Maghreb Full Beard
This will give you dangerous badboy Puerto Rican vibes if you follow it correctly and let it grow out. Give it some beard oil and make sure you give it brushing for the sexy Latina mistress.
The Mutton Chops
This facial hair style is so high t and masculine. It shows off your Puerto Rican beast in the sheets and makes you prize warrior. They are long sideburns that don't connect in the middle.
The Tri-Braided Beard
The tri-braided beard is an expert beard that only the most high t ricans can handle. You gotta know to style this badass beard. It makes the latina babes wet and it scares off the opponent niggas.
The Egyptian Goatee
This is a personal favorite. The most badasd badboy beard style. It is Puerto Rican luxury. It's a long goatee extending down your face lots of inches. The Pharoah's in ancient egypt used to rock it so that even makes it more badass. Its Puerto Rican freshness!
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