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Introduction

In the US, american football is known for being a sport played by chads. Its the most popular sport in the US, and the reason its known for being a Chad sport is
  1. Its a team sport, great for making a social circle
  2. It selects for height, very rare to see a manlet in a football team
  3. Schools always give a fuck ton of funding to the football team, so theres a lot of seating, makes a sense of community amongst the school, and the stacies in the crowd will begin to lust over the players down on the field. Its like a party, only sport where you can have a literal party in the crowd
  4. American only sport, no ethnics allowed. Most football players are white wasps, the ethnics can go playing their own sports while american football was made in a white nation
If you say football is cringe or its confusing you are probably a incel who stays inside all day and gets bullied by the football chads.

You might say "but muh emo and nd gl girls who are the REAL hqnp girls dont like football players". Dont worry, football chad takes all, i guarantee whatever author with a cuckold fetish of this drawing definitely envisioned the chad as a footballer

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Rules

1. Possession and Scoring: Football revolves around possession. One team aims to advance the ball while the other defends. You have 4 attempts, called downs to cross 10 yards. Crossing the opponent's goal line scores a touchdown, worth six points.

boise state football win GIF


JFL at his dance.

You throw the ball down when you cross the line.

Alternatively, kicking the ball between the uprights earns three points. Usually done when your close enough to the uprights to kick it in and you've nearly run out of downs

Kicking Field Goal GIF by Mark Rober


2. Game Structure:

The game is split in halves and quarters, quarters being 12 minutes each. Each quarter starts with a kickoff or snap, depending on the previous outcome and quarter, kicking off on the start of the 2 halves (1st and 3rd quarter), with the 2nd and 4th quarters starting with a snap from where the ball went dead the previous quarter.

3. Play Execution:
Each sequence of actions, from the snap to the conclusion, constitutes a play. The ball goes dead and the play then ends when the ball carrier is tackled, goes out of bounds, or a pass is incomplete. The line of scrimmage, an imaginary line across the field, marks the starting point for each play, with players lining up on opposing sides, ready to execute their strategies.

If you've ever watched a movie about football or one that mentioned football,
you've probably seen the coach in the locker room talking to the players about the game strategy. This is basically what football niggas are talking about when they mention strategy

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JFL at his aspie stare


4. Ball Transfer and Tackling: There are two primary methods of ball transfer: passing

inside the nfl vikings GIF by SHOWTIME Sports


and handoff.

Hand Off College Football GIF by Fighting Illini Athletics


Tackling, a defensive move, involves pushing and shoving the ball carrier to regain possession.

excited iron man GIF by Birmingham Iron


Positions

1. Quarterback (QB)
- Typical Height: 5'10" to 6'4"
- Typical Weight: 160 lbs to 220 lbs
Description: The quarterback is usually the leader of the offense, mainly making passes, and calling plays. This is the chad of the team, the star.

2. Running Back (RB) Offense
- Typical Height: 5'8" to 6'0"
- Typical Weight: 160 lbs to 210 lbs
Description: Running backs are versatile players who primarily carry the ball, and cover distance, but they may also catch passes and block for the quarterback.

3. Wide Receiver (WR) Offense
- Typical Height: 5'8" to 6'3"
- Typical Weight: 140 lbs to 200 lbs
Description: Wide receivers are responsible for catching passes from the quarterback and covering distance.

4. Tight End (TE) Offence
- Typical Height: 6'0" to 6'5"
- Typical Weight: 180 lbs to 240 lbs
Description: Tight ends are hybrid players who can block like offensive linemen and catch passes like wide receivers.

5. Offensive Linemen (OT, OG, C) Offence
- Typical Height: 5'10" to 6'5"
- Typical Weight: 200 lbs to 320 lbs
Description: Offensive linemen protect the quarterback and create running lanes for the running backs.

6. Center (C) Offence
- Typical Height: 5'10" to 6'3"
- Typical Weight: 200 lbs to 300 lbs
Description: The center is a member of the offensive line responsible for snapping the ball to the quarterback, blocking defenders, and making line calls.

7. Defensive Linemen (DE, DT) Defense
- Typical Height: 5'10" to 6'5"
- Typical Weight: 200 lbs to 300 lbs
Description: Defensive linemen disrupt the opposing offense by tackling the ball carrier, rushing the quarterback, and defending against the run. They need size, strength, and agility.

8. Linebacker (LB) Defense
- Height: 5'9" to 6'3"
- Weight: 160 lbs to 240 lbs​
Description: Linebackers are versatile
Defensive players who tackle runners, cover receivers, and blitz the quarterback

9. Offensive Guard (OG) Offense
- Typical Height: 6'2" to 6'5"
- Typical Weight: 300 lbs to 330 lbs
A player who lines up between the offensive tackle and the center and is responsible for blocking.

10. Defensive End (DE) Defense
- Typical Height: 6'3" to 6'6"
- Typical Weight: 250 lbs to 290 lbs
A player who lines up on the outside of the defensive line and is responsible for setting the edge in the run game and rushing the passer.

11. Cornerback (CB) Defense
- Typical Height: 5'10" to 6'1"
- Typical Weight: 180 lbs to 200 lbs
Player covering wide receivers, disrupting passes, and preventing the receiver covering distance.

Joining the team

You can email the football coach at the beginning of the season saying you wanna join.

Keep in mind the other players have probably been playing and have known each other since childhood, so you have to train significantly harder to catch up.

But you can train during the off season (9 months) since most of the other lazy cucks only practice seriously in the inseason

Another goal should be to penetrate the social group, just show up to the practices and this will happen naturally if your not an aspie.

Equipment

Football

https://www.amazon.com/WILSON-WTF1414PT-Wilson-NFL-Football/dp/B0C6KPLNCC

https://www.amazon.com/Nike-Vapor-Size-Official-Football/dp/B015YTKXWG

Budget options

https://www.amazon.com/WILSON-WTF1414PT-Wilson-NFL-Football/dp/B0C6KPLNCC

https://www.amazon.com/Franklin-Sports-Grip-Rite-Pump-Football/dp/B005LFXSEY

Special footballs

These footballs come back after your throw them.

https://www.amazon.com/Fantom-Throw-Football-Trainer-Practice/dp/B07FB9ZGZM

https://www.amazon.com/Passback-Football-Official-Composite-Training/dp/B0013Z5XTY

Training

Phase 1

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Phase 2
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Phase 3





 

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Step 1 : Be in the US
 
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Can't believe this nigga really wrote a guide on a fucking sports game for the looksmaxxing section...
 
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Can't believe this nigga really wrote a guide on a fucking sports game for the looksmaxxing section...
Nigga i included a training plan from.one of the worlds best strength and condiitonint coaches at the uni of nerbraksa and many pwople dont know how to play football
 
Nigga i included a training plan from.one of the worlds best strength and condiitonint coaches at the uni of nerbraksa and many pwople dont know how to play football
So instead of making a guide on how to play football maybe you could've done one on that strength and conditioning training plan... That would actually relate to looksmaxxing lol
 
So instead of making a guide on how to play football maybe you could've done one on that strength and conditioning training plan... That would actually relate to looksmaxxing lol
So instead of making a guide on how to play football maybe you could've done one on that strength and conditioning training plan... That would actually relate to looksmaxxing lol
included other parts to make it more high effort
 
if u cant long range throw a football, you should be deported to great britain
 
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Im not from US + dnr
 
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Can't believe this nigga really wrote a guide on a fucking sports game for the looksmaxxing section...
 
Meanwhile a real football chad


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you mean *American Football ?
 
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Tbh I don't understand why people are so obsessed with chasing balls on a grass field...but then again many would wonder why one would have thousands of shitpost on a looksmaxxing forum full of narcissistic autists.
 
Tbh I don't understand why people are so obsessed with chasing balls on a grass field...but then again many would wonder why one would have thousands of shitpost on a looksmaxxing forum full of narcissistic autists.
How to ger positive rep post ratio mines 0.53 and urs like 1.6
 
Football is like the easiest sport to play in hs.

You can be a manlet and get in unlike basketball, there are a trillion people on the team unlike basketball, and the sport revolves around physical strength, not skill (unlike basketball),
 
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Introduction

In the US, american football is known for being a sport played by chads. Its the most popular sport in the US, and the reason its known for being a Chad sport is
  1. Its a team sport, great for making a social circle
  2. It selects for height, very rare to see a manlet in a football team
  3. Schools always give a fuck ton of funding to the football team, so theres a lot of seating, makes a sense of community amongst the school, and the stacies in the crowd will begin to lust over the players down on the field. Its like a party, only sport where you can have a literal party in the crowd
  4. American only sport, no ethnics allowed. Most football players are white wasps, the ethnics can go playing their own sports while american football was made in a white nation
If you say football is cringe or its confusing you are probably a incel who stays inside all day and gets bullied by the football chads.

You might say "but muh emo and nd gl girls who are the REAL hqnp girls dont like football players". Dont worry, football chad takes all, i guarantee whatever author with a cuckold fetish of this drawing definitely envisioned the chad as a footballer

View attachment 2887597

Rules

1. Possession and Scoring: Football revolves around possession. One team aims to advance the ball while the other defends. You have 4 attempts, called downs to cross 10 yards. Crossing the opponent's goal line scores a touchdown, worth six points.

boise state football win GIF


JFL at his dance.

You throw the ball down when you cross the line.

Alternatively, kicking the ball between the uprights earns three points. Usually done when your close enough to the uprights to kick it in and you've nearly run out of downs

Kicking Field Goal GIF by Mark Rober


2. Game Structure:

The game is split in halves and quarters, quarters being 12 minutes each. Each quarter starts with a kickoff or snap, depending on the previous outcome and quarter, kicking off on the start of the 2 halves (1st and 3rd quarter), with the 2nd and 4th quarters starting with a snap from where the ball went dead the previous quarter.

3. Play Execution:
Each sequence of actions, from the snap to the conclusion, constitutes a play. The ball goes dead and the play then ends when the ball carrier is tackled, goes out of bounds, or a pass is incomplete. The line of scrimmage, an imaginary line across the field, marks the starting point for each play, with players lining up on opposing sides, ready to execute their strategies.

If you've ever watched a movie about football or one that mentioned football,
you've probably seen the coach in the locker room talking to the players about the game strategy. This is basically what football niggas are talking about when they mention strategy

View attachment 2887561

JFL at his aspie stare


4. Ball Transfer and Tackling: There are two primary methods of ball transfer: passing

inside the nfl vikings GIF by SHOWTIME Sports


and handoff.

Hand Off College Football GIF by Fighting Illini Athletics


Tackling, a defensive move, involves pushing and shoving the ball carrier to regain possession.

excited iron man GIF by Birmingham Iron


Positions

1. Quarterback (QB)
- Typical Height: 5'10" to 6'4"
- Typical Weight: 160 lbs to 220 lbs
Description: The quarterback is usually the leader of the offense, mainly making passes, and calling plays. This is the chad of the team, the star.

2. Running Back (RB) Offense
- Typical Height: 5'8" to 6'0"
- Typical Weight: 160 lbs to 210 lbs
Description: Running backs are versatile players who primarily carry the ball, and cover distance, but they may also catch passes and block for the quarterback.

3. Wide Receiver (WR) Offense
- Typical Height: 5'8" to 6'3"
- Typical Weight: 140 lbs to 200 lbs
Description: Wide receivers are responsible for catching passes from the quarterback and covering distance.

4. Tight End (TE) Offence
- Typical Height: 6'0" to 6'5"
- Typical Weight: 180 lbs to 240 lbs
Description: Tight ends are hybrid players who can block like offensive linemen and catch passes like wide receivers.

5. Offensive Linemen (OT, OG, C) Offence
- Typical Height: 5'10" to 6'5"
- Typical Weight: 200 lbs to 320 lbs
Description: Offensive linemen protect the quarterback and create running lanes for the running backs.

6. Center (C) Offence
- Typical Height: 5'10" to 6'3"
- Typical Weight: 200 lbs to 300 lbs
Description: The center is a member of the offensive line responsible for snapping the ball to the quarterback, blocking defenders, and making line calls.

7. Defensive Linemen (DE, DT) Defense
- Typical Height: 5'10" to 6'5"
- Typical Weight: 200 lbs to 300 lbs
Description: Defensive linemen disrupt the opposing offense by tackling the ball carrier, rushing the quarterback, and defending against the run. They need size, strength, and agility.

8. Linebacker (LB) Defense
- Height: 5'9" to 6'3"
- Weight: 160 lbs to 240 lbs​
Description: Linebackers are versatile
Defensive players who tackle runners, cover receivers, and blitz the quarterback

9. Offensive Guard (OG) Offense
- Typical Height: 6'2" to 6'5"
- Typical Weight: 300 lbs to 330 lbs
A player who lines up between the offensive tackle and the center and is responsible for blocking.

10. Defensive End (DE) Defense
- Typical Height: 6'3" to 6'6"
- Typical Weight: 250 lbs to 290 lbs
A player who lines up on the outside of the defensive line and is responsible for setting the edge in the run game and rushing the passer.

11. Cornerback (CB) Defense
- Typical Height: 5'10" to 6'1"
- Typical Weight: 180 lbs to 200 lbs
Player covering wide receivers, disrupting passes, and preventing the receiver covering distance.

Joining the team

You can email the football coach at the beginning of the season saying you wanna join.

Keep in mind the other players have probably been playing and have known each other since childhood, so you have to train significantly harder to catch up.

But you can train during the off season (9 months) since most of the other lazy cucks only practice seriously in the inseason

Another goal should be to penetrate the social group, just show up to the practices and this will happen naturally if your not an aspie.

Equipment

Football

https://www.amazon.com/WILSON-WTF1414PT-Wilson-NFL-Football/dp/B0C6KPLNCC

https://www.amazon.com/Nike-Vapor-Size-Official-Football/dp/B015YTKXWG

Budget options

https://www.amazon.com/WILSON-WTF1414PT-Wilson-NFL-Football/dp/B0C6KPLNCC

https://www.amazon.com/Franklin-Sports-Grip-Rite-Pump-Football/dp/B005LFXSEY

Special footballs

These footballs come back after your throw them.

https://www.amazon.com/Fantom-Throw-Football-Trainer-Practice/dp/B07FB9ZGZM

https://www.amazon.com/Passback-Football-Official-Composite-Training/dp/B0013Z5XTY

Training

Phase 1

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Phase 2
View attachment 2885340
Phase 3






Aren't you asian or something?
 
Introduction

In the US, american football is known for being a sport played by chads. Its the most popular sport in the US, and the reason its known for being a Chad sport is
  1. Its a team sport, great for making a social circle
  2. It selects for height, very rare to see a manlet in a football team
  3. Schools always give a fuck ton of funding to the football team, so theres a lot of seating, makes a sense of community amongst the school, and the stacies in the crowd will begin to lust over the players down on the field. Its like a party, only sport where you can have a literal party in the crowd
  4. American only sport, no ethnics allowed. Most football players are white wasps, the ethnics can go playing their own sports while american football was made in a white nation
If you say football is cringe or its confusing you are probably a incel who stays inside all day and gets bullied by the football chads.

You might say "but muh emo and nd gl girls who are the REAL hqnp girls dont like football players". Dont worry, football chad takes all, i guarantee whatever author with a cuckold fetish of this drawing definitely envisioned the chad as a footballer

View attachment 2887597

Rules

1. Possession and Scoring: Football revolves around possession. One team aims to advance the ball while the other defends. You have 4 attempts, called downs to cross 10 yards. Crossing the opponent's goal line scores a touchdown, worth six points.

boise state football win GIF


JFL at his dance.

You throw the ball down when you cross the line.

Alternatively, kicking the ball between the uprights earns three points. Usually done when your close enough to the uprights to kick it in and you've nearly run out of downs

Kicking Field Goal GIF by Mark Rober


2. Game Structure:

The game is split in halves and quarters, quarters being 12 minutes each. Each quarter starts with a kickoff or snap, depending on the previous outcome and quarter, kicking off on the start of the 2 halves (1st and 3rd quarter), with the 2nd and 4th quarters starting with a snap from where the ball went dead the previous quarter.

3. Play Execution:
Each sequence of actions, from the snap to the conclusion, constitutes a play. The ball goes dead and the play then ends when the ball carrier is tackled, goes out of bounds, or a pass is incomplete. The line of scrimmage, an imaginary line across the field, marks the starting point for each play, with players lining up on opposing sides, ready to execute their strategies.

If you've ever watched a movie about football or one that mentioned football,
you've probably seen the coach in the locker room talking to the players about the game strategy. This is basically what football niggas are talking about when they mention strategy

View attachment 2887561

JFL at his aspie stare


4. Ball Transfer and Tackling: There are two primary methods of ball transfer: passing

inside the nfl vikings GIF by SHOWTIME Sports


and handoff.

Hand Off College Football GIF by Fighting Illini Athletics


Tackling, a defensive move, involves pushing and shoving the ball carrier to regain possession.

excited iron man GIF by Birmingham Iron


Positions

1. Quarterback (QB)
- Typical Height: 5'10" to 6'4"
- Typical Weight: 160 lbs to 220 lbs
Description: The quarterback is usually the leader of the offense, mainly making passes, and calling plays. This is the chad of the team, the star.

2. Running Back (RB) Offense
- Typical Height: 5'8" to 6'0"
- Typical Weight: 160 lbs to 210 lbs
Description: Running backs are versatile players who primarily carry the ball, and cover distance, but they may also catch passes and block for the quarterback.

3. Wide Receiver (WR) Offense
- Typical Height: 5'8" to 6'3"
- Typical Weight: 140 lbs to 200 lbs
Description: Wide receivers are responsible for catching passes from the quarterback and covering distance.

4. Tight End (TE) Offence
- Typical Height: 6'0" to 6'5"
- Typical Weight: 180 lbs to 240 lbs
Description: Tight ends are hybrid players who can block like offensive linemen and catch passes like wide receivers.

5. Offensive Linemen (OT, OG, C) Offence
- Typical Height: 5'10" to 6'5"
- Typical Weight: 200 lbs to 320 lbs
Description: Offensive linemen protect the quarterback and create running lanes for the running backs.

6. Center (C) Offence
- Typical Height: 5'10" to 6'3"
- Typical Weight: 200 lbs to 300 lbs
Description: The center is a member of the offensive line responsible for snapping the ball to the quarterback, blocking defenders, and making line calls.

7. Defensive Linemen (DE, DT) Defense
- Typical Height: 5'10" to 6'5"
- Typical Weight: 200 lbs to 300 lbs
Description: Defensive linemen disrupt the opposing offense by tackling the ball carrier, rushing the quarterback, and defending against the run. They need size, strength, and agility.

8. Linebacker (LB) Defense
- Height: 5'9" to 6'3"
- Weight: 160 lbs to 240 lbs​
Description: Linebackers are versatile
Defensive players who tackle runners, cover receivers, and blitz the quarterback

9. Offensive Guard (OG) Offense
- Typical Height: 6'2" to 6'5"
- Typical Weight: 300 lbs to 330 lbs
A player who lines up between the offensive tackle and the center and is responsible for blocking.

10. Defensive End (DE) Defense
- Typical Height: 6'3" to 6'6"
- Typical Weight: 250 lbs to 290 lbs
A player who lines up on the outside of the defensive line and is responsible for setting the edge in the run game and rushing the passer.

11. Cornerback (CB) Defense
- Typical Height: 5'10" to 6'1"
- Typical Weight: 180 lbs to 200 lbs
Player covering wide receivers, disrupting passes, and preventing the receiver covering distance.

Joining the team

You can email the football coach at the beginning of the season saying you wanna join.

Keep in mind the other players have probably been playing and have known each other since childhood, so you have to train significantly harder to catch up.

But you can train during the off season (9 months) since most of the other lazy cucks only practice seriously in the inseason

Another goal should be to penetrate the social group, just show up to the practices and this will happen naturally if your not an aspie.

Equipment

Football

https://www.amazon.com/WILSON-WTF1414PT-Wilson-NFL-Football/dp/B0C6KPLNCC

https://www.amazon.com/Nike-Vapor-Size-Official-Football/dp/B015YTKXWG

Budget options

https://www.amazon.com/WILSON-WTF1414PT-Wilson-NFL-Football/dp/B0C6KPLNCC

https://www.amazon.com/Franklin-Sports-Grip-Rite-Pump-Football/dp/B005LFXSEY

Special footballs

These footballs come back after your throw them.

https://www.amazon.com/Fantom-Throw-Football-Trainer-Practice/dp/B07FB9ZGZM

https://www.amazon.com/Passback-Football-Official-Composite-Training/dp/B0013Z5XTY

Training

Phase 1

View attachment 2885334
Phase 2
View attachment 2885340
Phase 3






Chad sport if you dont play football u can never be a real chad
 
Just be born in the us just be 6'4
 
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