HOW TO BECOME AN ORG VETERAN WITHOUT KNOWING SHIT

[darwizzy]

SO YOU WANNA LARP ON ORG AS A BLACKPILLED INCEL ​

EVEN THOUGH YOU TREND-HOPPED INTO LOOKSMAXXING STRAIGHT OFF TIKTOK?

YOU wanna posture like a hardcore truecel, drop BANGER threads and act like you've been rotting here since 2019 while still OPERATING AS A GREY?

DON'T YOU WORRY. I'M A PROFESSIONAL LARP MYSELF, AND YOU JUST FOUND THE PERFECT THREAD TO START YOUR JOURNEY TOWARDS BECOMING THE BIGGEST LARP IN YOUR AFRICAN VILLAGE.

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#1 STRATEGY FOR MAKING GOOD THREADS ​

BLATANTLY COPY OTHER THREADS YOU FOUND MULTIPLE MONTHS AGO.

Do I even gotta explain this one? I'm literally copying this shit off a thread I found a while ago.

Bonus points if the original thread is old enough that 90% of current users don't remember it.

Wait a few months → change three words → repost → FREE REP.

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#2 USE ANY OCEAN-DRAINING AI TO GENERATE BUZZWORDS ​

You don't actually need to understand what you're talking about.

Also steal TikTok buzzwords such as overstimulated, dopamine fried, aura, swag, niche etc.

Good words to randomly insert into your posts:

• bone structure
• facial harmony
• canthal tilt
• hunter eyes
• prey eyes
• midface ratio
• weak chin
• recessed jaw
• maxilla
• gonial angle
• facial thirds
• eye area
• dimorphism
• NW0 / NW3 (Norwood Scale)
• mewing
• mog / mogged
• framecucked
• heightcucked
• softmaxxing
• hardmaxxing
• NT
• genetic ceiling

YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO KNOW WHAT HALF OF THESE MEAN.

Just combine 4–7 of them into one sentence and speak with absolute confidence.

You should now be capable of producing masterpieces such as:

1. “I mapped my facial harmony at 3am and realized the canthal tilt rapes me every time, midface ratio cooked, bone structure diffed, so obviously no FOID will ever grasp in my direction. Genetics literally firewall me from female attraction.”
2. “Tried to softmaxx, tried larping as NT, tried gaslighting myself, but no chin projection + recessed maxilla = permanent foid immunity. I'm just observing from an overstimulated void.”

THIS STEP IS SO EASY EVEN AI DID IT
If the sentence barely makes grammatical sense but contains enough terminology, you're doing it correctly.

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#3 TAG ANYONE YOU SEE ​

BONUS POINTS IF THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE.

See somebody with a colored username?

Tag them.

See somebody with 20k Rep?

Tag them.

See somebody who made one mildly intelligent comment six months ago?

TAG THEM.
Examples:
@skullmog @dirtysprite

Be honest, am I cooked or is this just midface delusion?
I'm seeing conflicting data on my canthal tilt and bone structure and need external validation before I commit to hardmaxxing or rope.

Or the timeless classic:
@Niebvll @afroheadluke @mltnisme124

Be honest is it over? should i rope?

Always good attention bait.

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#4 INSULT MINORITIES (MOST IMPORTANT STEP OF ALL)
Always good to show off your truecel rage and be more welcomed by other truecels

ALWAYS use the hard r if you insult the shitskin race.

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#5 STEAL THREADS ​

Like I just did.

If the original poster recognizes it, call it a remake OR an updated guide.
I MADE A REALLY SIMMILAR THREAD A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO

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#6 QUEERBAITING​

Despite the rules saying “no LGBTQ” niggas still act like faggots for certain male individuals

No explanation needed.

Everyone knows exactly what I mean.

The more unnecessarily specific the admiration is while simultaneously insisting you're completely serious about looksmaxxing science, the more authentic the ORG experience becomes.

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#BONUS ​

IF SOMEONE ANNOYS YOU AND FIND AN INSECURITY AND THEN CALL THEM OUT FOR IT

FOR EXAMPLE:​

@Niebvll All of your posts are about hgh, erda and heightgrowth you heightlet of a "man" should ropemaxx immediately

NOW ENJOY YOUR FREE ATTENTION​

You've successfully:

• forced engagement
• dragged random users into your thread
• recycled six-month-old content
• used terms you learned 14 minutes ago
• convinced at least one grey that you're an established user

You are now approximately 17% closer to becoming a professional ORG larper.


IMPORTANT NOTE: I'm grey myself and don't know shit about anything. Take everything I said with a grain of salt.

 

[mltnisme124]

SO YOU WANNA LARP ON ORG AS A BLACKPILLED INCEL ​

EVEN THOUGH YOU TREND-HOPPED INTO LOOKSMAXXING STRAIGHT OFF TIKTOK?

YOU wanna posture like a hardcore truecel, drop BANGER threads and act like you've been rotting here since 2019 while still OPERATING AS A GREY?

DON'T YOU WORRY. I'M A PROFESSIONAL LARP MYSELF, AND YOU JUST FOUND THE PERFECT THREAD TO START YOUR JOURNEY TOWARDS BECOMING THE BIGGEST LARP IN YOUR AFRICAN VILLAGE.

---

#1 STRATEGY FOR MAKING GOOD THREADS ​

BLATANTLY COPY OTHER THREADS YOU FOUND MULTIPLE MONTHS AGO.

Do I even gotta explain this one? I'm literally copying this shit off a thread I found a while ago.

Bonus points if the original thread is old enough that 90% of current users don't remember it.

Wait a few months → change three words → repost → FREE REP.

---

#2 USE ANY OCEAN-DRAINING AI TO GENERATE BUZZWORDS ​

You don't actually need to understand what you're talking about.

Also steal TikTok buzzwords such as overstimulated, dopamine fried, aura, swag, niche etc.

Good words to randomly insert into your posts:

• bone structure
• facial harmony
• canthal tilt
• hunter eyes
• prey eyes
• midface ratio
• weak chin
• recessed jaw
• maxilla
• gonial angle
• facial thirds
• eye area
• dimorphism
• NW0 / NW3 (Norwood Scale)
• mewing
• mog / mogged
• framecucked
• heightcucked
• softmaxxing
• hardmaxxing
• NT
• genetic ceiling

YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO KNOW WHAT HALF OF THESE MEAN.

Just combine 4–7 of them into one sentence and speak with absolute confidence.

You should now be capable of producing masterpieces such as:

1. “I mapped my facial harmony at 3am and realized the canthal tilt rapes me every time, midface ratio cooked, bone structure diffed, so obviously no FOID will ever grasp in my direction. Genetics literally firewall me from female attraction.”
2. “Tried to softmaxx, tried larping as NT, tried gaslighting myself, but no chin projection + recessed maxilla = permanent foid immunity. I'm just observing from an overstimulated void.”

THIS STEP IS SO EASY EVEN AI DID IT
If the sentence barely makes grammatical sense but contains enough terminology, you're doing it correctly.

---

#3 TAG ANYONE YOU SEE ​

BONUS POINTS IF THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE.

See somebody with a colored username?

Tag them.

See somebody with 20k Rep?

Tag them.

See somebody who made one mildly intelligent comment six months ago?

TAG THEM.
Examples:
@skullmog @dirtysprite

Or the timeless classic:
@Niebvll @afroheadluke @mltnisme124

Always good attention bait.

---

#4 INSULT MINORITIES (MOST IMPORTANT STEP OF ALL)
Always good to show off your truecel rage and be more welcomed by other truecels

ALWAYS use the hard r if you insult the shitskin race.

---

#5 STEAL THREADS ​

Like I just did.

If the original poster recognizes it, call it a remake OR an updated guide.
I MADE A REALLY SIMMILAR THREAD A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO

---

#6 QUEERBAITING​

Despite the rules saying “no LGBTQ” niggas still act like faggots for certain male individuals

No explanation needed.

Everyone knows exactly what I mean.

The more unnecessarily specific the admiration is while simultaneously insisting you're completely serious about looksmaxxing science, the more authentic the ORG experience becomes.

---

#BONUS ​

IF SOMEONE ANNOYS YOU AND FIND AN INSECURITY AND THEN CALL THEM OUT FOR IT

FOR EXAMPLE:​

@Niebvll All of your posts are about hgh, erda and heightgrowth you heightlet of a "man" should ropemaxx immediately

NOW ENJOY YOUR FREE ATTENTION​

You've successfully:

• forced engagement
• dragged random users into your thread
• recycled six-month-old content
• used terms you learned 14 minutes ago
• convinced at least one grey that you're an established user

You are now approximately 17% closer to becoming a professional ORG larper.


IMPORTANT NOTE: I'm grey myself and don't know shit about anything. Take everything I said with a grain of salt.

BUMP!! SUPER DUPER BUMP LIL NGA

 

[BR32]

Straight larping children on org now

 

[dirtysprite]

nigga

 

[jbgenjoyer12]

I used to do this before this guide existed like how Chico used to mew before it became a trend

 

[darwizzy]

I used to do this before this guide existed like how Chico used to mew before it became a trend

high iq

 

[Former Shortcel]

SO YOU WANNA LARP ON ORG AS A BLACKPILLED INCEL ​

EVEN THOUGH YOU TREND-HOPPED INTO LOOKSMAXXING STRAIGHT OFF TIKTOK?

YOU wanna posture like a hardcore truecel, drop BANGER threads and act like you've been rotting here since 2019 while still OPERATING AS A GREY?

DON'T YOU WORRY. I'M A PROFESSIONAL LARP MYSELF, AND YOU JUST FOUND THE PERFECT THREAD TO START YOUR JOURNEY TOWARDS BECOMING THE BIGGEST LARP IN YOUR AFRICAN VILLAGE.

---

#1 STRATEGY FOR MAKING GOOD THREADS ​

BLATANTLY COPY OTHER THREADS YOU FOUND MULTIPLE MONTHS AGO.

Do I even gotta explain this one? I'm literally copying this shit off a thread I found a while ago.

Bonus points if the original thread is old enough that 90% of current users don't remember it.

Wait a few months → change three words → repost → FREE REP.

---

#2 USE ANY OCEAN-DRAINING AI TO GENERATE BUZZWORDS ​

You don't actually need to understand what you're talking about.

Also steal TikTok buzzwords such as overstimulated, dopamine fried, aura, swag, niche etc.

Good words to randomly insert into your posts:

• bone structure
• facial harmony
• canthal tilt
• hunter eyes
• prey eyes
• midface ratio
• weak chin
• recessed jaw
• maxilla
• gonial angle
• facial thirds
• eye area
• dimorphism
• NW0 / NW3 (Norwood Scale)
• mewing
• mog / mogged
• framecucked
• heightcucked
• softmaxxing
• hardmaxxing
• NT
• genetic ceiling

YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO KNOW WHAT HALF OF THESE MEAN.

Just combine 4–7 of them into one sentence and speak with absolute confidence.

You should now be capable of producing masterpieces such as:

1. “I mapped my facial harmony at 3am and realized the canthal tilt rapes me every time, midface ratio cooked, bone structure diffed, so obviously no FOID will ever grasp in my direction. Genetics literally firewall me from female attraction.”
2. “Tried to softmaxx, tried larping as NT, tried gaslighting myself, but no chin projection + recessed maxilla = permanent foid immunity. I'm just observing from an overstimulated void.”

THIS STEP IS SO EASY EVEN AI DID IT
If the sentence barely makes grammatical sense but contains enough terminology, you're doing it correctly.

---

#3 TAG ANYONE YOU SEE ​

BONUS POINTS IF THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE.

See somebody with a colored username?

Tag them.

See somebody with 20k Rep?

Tag them.

See somebody who made one mildly intelligent comment six months ago?

TAG THEM.
Examples:
@skullmog @dirtysprite

Or the timeless classic:
@Niebvll @afroheadluke @mltnisme124

Always good attention bait.

---

#4 INSULT MINORITIES (MOST IMPORTANT STEP OF ALL)
Always good to show off your truecel rage and be more welcomed by other truecels

ALWAYS use the hard r if you insult the shitskin race.

---

#5 STEAL THREADS ​

Like I just did.

If the original poster recognizes it, call it a remake OR an updated guide.
I MADE A REALLY SIMMILAR THREAD A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO

---

#6 QUEERBAITING​

Despite the rules saying “no LGBTQ” niggas still act like faggots for certain male individuals

No explanation needed.

Everyone knows exactly what I mean.

The more unnecessarily specific the admiration is while simultaneously insisting you're completely serious about looksmaxxing science, the more authentic the ORG experience becomes.

---

#BONUS ​

IF SOMEONE ANNOYS YOU AND FIND AN INSECURITY AND THEN CALL THEM OUT FOR IT

FOR EXAMPLE:​

@Niebvll All of your posts are about hgh, erda and heightgrowth you heightlet of a "man" should ropemaxx immediately

NOW ENJOY YOUR FREE ATTENTION​

You've successfully:

• forced engagement
• dragged random users into your thread
• recycled six-month-old content
• used terms you learned 14 minutes ago
• convinced at least one grey that you're an established user

You are now approximately 17% closer to becoming a professional ORG larper.


IMPORTANT NOTE: I'm grey myself and don't know shit about anything. Take everything I said with a grain of salt.

If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cum covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.

 

[accinr]

legends are born not made

 

[darwizzy]

If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cum covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.

Appreciate the creativity

 

[hate]

Skipping school to fagpost on org

 

[greylurker]