***How to blink ideally for wrinkles and to seem NT: MEGATHREAD***

[WonkyChin186]

1. Don't force them
Jynxi is a good example of what not to do, his blinks are extremely forced, this accelerates crows feet and it makes him seem neurodivergent.

2. Keep blink intervals nt
Roughly every 4 seconds is ideal, 15 per minute is around average. If you blink too often you will seem neurodivergent. You can typically get away with blinking less rather than more, however if you maintain eye contact for a significant amount of time then you will seem less warm and colder if your blink per minute rate is too low.

3. Keep blink length at ideal
You do not want to have very long blinks, this will make you seem unenergetic and strange in general. A rough goal is the average persons blink is 0.25seconds long, so try to match that. You may have been informed that cats typically see long blinks (0.4+ seconds) as a sign of friendship and warmth, however it is important to not use this advice when interacting with humans.

@Clavicular @182ltn @NVM_Ignacio @2s2f @Aloof

 

[L13]

1. Don't force them
Jynxi is a good example of what not to do, his blinks are extremely forced, this accelerates crows feet and it makes him seem neurodivergent.

2. Keep blink intervals nt
Roughly every 4 seconds is ideal, 15 per minute is around average. If you blink too often you will seem neurodivergent. You can typically get away with blinking less rather than more, however if you maintain eye contact for a significant amount of time then you will seem less warm and colder if your blink per minute rate is too low.

3. Keep blink length at ideal
You do not want to have very long blinks, this will make you seem unenergetic and strange in general. A rough goal is the average persons blink is 0.25seconds long, so try to match that. You may have been informed that cats typically see long blinks (0.4+ seconds) as a sign of friendship and warmth, however it is important to not use this advice when interacting with humans.

@Clavicular @182ltn @NVM_Ignacio @2s2f @Aloof

its irony but i like the idea underneath this all that a lot of the stuff people do, in themselves mean they cannot possibly have or mimic nt even in the behavior of attempted mimicry, the idea that you would do something like that could only apply to someone who thinks in an nd way

 

[WonkyChin186]

its irony but i like the idea underneath this all that a lot of the stuff people do, in themselves mean they cannot possibly have or mimic nt even in the behavior of attempted mimicry, the idea that you would do something like that could only apply to someone who thinks in an nd way

if your eq+iq is high enough and you really try, you can become NT irl as an ND person

 

[servnlife]

 

[L13]

if your eq+iq is high enough and you really try, you can become NT irl as an ND person

found more success through adaptation in a round about way myself.


aspergers diagnosed (now asd tho), low-moderate but life impacting symtoms:
have to take a lot of stimtulants in order to be productive and not hyperfocus on random bs, in turn, gives me increase social anxiety on top of my pre-existing. Id say i live a happy and fufilling life, i just have to know i have this it cant change and dont force myself to do stuff i dont want to do for someone else tbh.
EQ: come off weirdly to normies because of what i bring up, but can usually understand what people are saying, but i say jokes that dont land, say things ironically that fly above peoples heads, and miss social ques
IQ (tested bc autism): 141

 

[WonkyChin186]

found more success through adaptation in a round about way myself.


aspergers diagnosed (now asd tho), low-moderate but life impacting symtoms:
have to take a lot of stimtulants in order to be productive and not hyperfocus on random bs, in turn, gives me increase social anxiety on top of my pre-existing. Id say i live a happy and fufilling life, i just have to know i have this it cant change and dont force myself to do stuff i dont want to do for someone else tbh.

aspie hatred is through incomprehensibly small differences in mannerisms tone and word choice

you can only escape the uncanny out of hivemind effect slowly through becoming extremely paranoid 24/7 about your mannerisms while editing them perfectly

 

[L13]

aspie hatred is through incomprehensibly small differences in mannerisms tone and word choice

you can only escape the uncanny out of hivemind effect slowly through becoming extremely paranoid 24/7 about your mannerisms while editing them perfectly

not worth when I literally get physical pain after speaking to/being around non-aspies in real life for more than 2-3 hours in a row.

 

[2s2f]

Good shit

 

[NVM_Ignacio]

1. Don't force them
Jynxi is a good example of what not to do, his blinks are extremely forced, this accelerates crows feet and it makes him seem neurodivergent.

2. Keep blink intervals nt
Roughly every 4 seconds is ideal, 15 per minute is around average. If you blink too often you will seem neurodivergent. You can typically get away with blinking less rather than more, however if you maintain eye contact for a significant amount of time then you will seem less warm and colder if your blink per minute rate is too low.

3. Keep blink length at ideal
You do not want to have very long blinks, this will make you seem unenergetic and strange in general. A rough goal is the average persons blink is 0.25seconds long, so try to match that. You may have been informed that cats typically see long blinks (0.4+ seconds) as a sign of friendship and warmth, however it is important to not use this advice when interacting with humans.

@Clavicular @182ltn @NVM_Ignacio @2s2f @Aloof

I once been thinking about posting a thread talking about how I sometimes blink like jinxzy unironically when Im
alone

 

[L13]

not worth when I literally get physical pain after speaking to/being around non-aspies in real life for more than 2-3 hours in a row.

Not a joke either, they bore the shit out of me. When I talk to someone they cant understand the code of what im really saying and i feel like they are super bad at getting an accurate picture of someones true feelings by what they say. Most people must take eachother so literally all the time soically. To repeat the same dialogue trees gets old quickly its painful. Its even more painful when i can tell exactly what someone is going to say and then they say it, because i guess im just wasting my time so bad i started predicting the outcome of what you are gonna say because I know it already and you are a fucking retard.

 

[WonkyChin186]

Not a joke either, they bore the shit out of me. When I talk to someone they cant understand the code of what im really saying and i feel like they are super bad at getting an accurate picture of someones true feelings by what they say. Most people must take eachother so literally all the time soically. To repeat the same dialogue trees gets old quickly its painful. Its even more painful when i can tell exactly what someone is going to say and then they say it, because i guess im just wasting my time so bad i started predicting the outcome of what you are gonna say because I know it already and you are a fucking retard.

sounds awful man

 

[WonkyChin186]

I once been thinking about posting a thread talking about how I sometimes blink like jinxzy unironically when Im
alone

make one

 

[NVM_Ignacio]

make one

Im literally blinking like that rn

 

[L13]

sounds awful man

do you attempt to predict everything socially? is it just me? i feel like it has been a double edge sword

 

[WonkyChin186]

Im literally blinking like that rn

Why jfl

 

[WonkyChin186]

do you attempt to predict everything socially? is it just me? i feel like it has been a double edge sword

Nah

I don't even have thoughts when talking to people, the words just spawn out of my mouth

What you are experiencing is just the average ND guy

Conversations aren't draining to me cuz it's no effort to speak

 

[NVM_Ignacio]

Why jfl

Im telling u I actually blink like that cause I have some weird feeling of my eyelashes getting into my eye

 

[WonkyChin186]

Im telling u I actually blink like that cause I have some weird feeling of my eyelashes getting into my eye

Thats annoying

 

[NVM_Ignacio]

Thats annoying

yes

 

[L13]

Nah

I don't even have thoughts when talking to people, the words just spawn out of my mouth

What you are experiencing is just the average ND guy

Conversations aren't draining to me cuz it's no effort to speak

thats insane, this is a level of thinking borderline sub-concious bc i do not use my inner monologue to think it, I start by stereotyping someone based on their appearance and then depending on what they say, how they say it, and what they do, i start refining and adding to that model of them. when i think about someone its almost like a bunch of sliders and attributes about them are in my mind, and im using what, based on that would be a typical response for them to give. Any answer I dont predict correctly makes me change my mental model on them, and it works better and better as u speak to more people and get older. Im obsessed with people whose behavior I cant see logically why they do such things, but also their is not logic in their illogicalness (if that makes sense)

 

[L13]

thats insane, this is a level of thinking borderline sub-concious bc i do not use my inner monologue to think it, I start by stereotyping someone based on their appearance and then depending on what they say, how they say it, and what they do, i start refining and adding to that model of them. when i think about someone its almost like a bunch of sliders and attributes about them are in my mind, and im using what, based on that would be a typical response for them to give. Any answer I dont predict correctly makes me change my mental model on them, and it works better and better as u speak to more people and get older. Im obsessed with people whose behavior I cant see logically why they do such things, but also their is not logic in their illogicalness (if that makes sense)

basically people i have low knowledge on and dont easily fit into a sort of easily predictable catagory for me

 

[WonkyChin186]

found more success through adaptation in a round about way myself.


aspergers diagnosed (now asd tho), low-moderate but life impacting symtoms:
have to take a lot of stimtulants in order to be productive and not hyperfocus on random bs, in turn, gives me increase social anxiety on top of my pre-existing. Id say i live a happy and fufilling life, i just have to know i have this it cant change and dont force myself to do stuff i dont want to do for someone else tbh.
EQ: come off weirdly to normies because of what i bring up, but can usually understand what people are saying, but i say jokes that dont land, say things ironically that fly above peoples heads, and miss social ques
IQ (tested bc autism): 141

I was wondering why you seem NT in text and didn't realize you said 141iq

you must mask pretty well irl

I've caught so many people being aspie on org and broke down exactly whats wrong with each microscopic thing they said, you haven't shown any signs

 

[L13]

I was wondering why you seem NT in text and didn't realize you said 141iq

you must mask pretty well irl

I've caught so many people being aspie on org and broke down exactly whats wrong with each microscopic thing they said, you haven't shown any signs

i got it diagnosed from a doctor around 8, i remmeber my parents making me go to therapy for some random reason, but I didnt understand that they thought i was autistic, and they didnt really tell me, as not to change my behavior, until i was in my late teens, even still I ended up this way

 

[WonkyChin186]

thats insane, this is a level of thinking borderline sub-concious bc i do not use my inner monologue to think it, I start by stereotyping someone based on their appearance and then depending on what they say, how they say it, and what they do, i start refining and adding to that model of them. when i think about someone its almost like a bunch of sliders and attributes about them are in my mind, and im using what, based on that would be a typical response for them to give. Any answer I dont predict correctly makes me change my mental model on them, and it works better and better as u speak to more people and get older. Im obsessed with people whose behavior I cant see logically why they do such things, but also their is not logic in their illogicalness (if that makes sense)

yeah I have a friend with oxford scholarship extremely smart who is ND but obsessed with brains n shit and seems fully NT irl from constant analysis and masking

and he describes talking to people similarly as you

I don't do anything remotely close to that, my brain is empty when I'm talking to people, if anything I'm an underthinker

 

[WonkyChin186]

i got it diagnosed from a doctor around 8, i remmeber my parents making me go to therapy for some random reason, but I didnt understand that they thought i was autistic, and they didnt really tell me, as not to change my behavior, until i was in my late teens, even still I ended up this way

Can you break down exactly what's going through your mind about me when texting me

 

[L13]

yeah I have a friend with oxford scholarship extremely smart who is ND but obsessed with brains n shit and seems fully NT irl from constant analysis and masking

and he describes talking to people similarly as you

I don't do anything remotely close to that, my brain is empty when I'm talking to people, if anything I'm an underthinker

Haha, maybe you do it you just arnt as aware of it. Those models are someones personality. Maybe im just recognizing what im doing which makes me better at it. Havent been NT-masking as of recent, mostly rotting. Much more enjoyable life tho, ive been realizing that I believe more skills are based on the law of diminishing returns rather than increasing ur activation energy until you start the reaction, and then you feel fulfillment later. My happiness kept lowering as I acted NT, because of my problem with lying. It physically pains me to lie because lying to someone's model of you is an easy way to completely fuck it up. For me, I have to lie so many times about what I think, my backstory, my personality to be able to seem nt in someone who is nt's eyes. And its exhausting and gives me anxiety. I think when people say someone is "fake" they are detecting this underlying current. I see that underlying current on almost all NT people and I think they cant even recognize when they do it. When I do it, the problem isnt that I care about lying in-itself, but telling the truth is the only completely reliable way of never making someone's model of you worse really quickly, but the problem is I have a bunch of little things that add up in a way that is MORE dangerous that one might cause a cascade effect that I need to lie about so much so in cost benefit analysis when I interact with a normie, im more incentivized to lie, but either way is dangerous for their mental model of me. The solution to prevent such a possible bad outcome with a high probability (caught lying publicly), or a REALLY bad thing with slightly less high probability (discovered as weird through my actions as people get closer to me), is to keep non-aspie people further away then my few aspie friends I talk to regularly, and in a coded language too with some of them, where you both talk about one thing and mean another because when you respond you coded response is to something else through a combination of invented words and irony and analogies i guess is the only way I can describe it. Sometimes we arnt even discussing any words, just a feeling or thought that is vaguer than that. Sounds pretty gay to type out but it makes sense in my head.

I always ascribe values to people, but I also know the difference between how they act and how they think, and im constantly trying to predict both. It annoys me, obviously when I know someone is lying and they know I know they are lying. That is just rude. When someones lying and they dont know I know they are lying, its slightly better, especially if when I call them out for it that know they are lying. The most annoying ones, however are when people DONT know they are lying, but have very obvious subconcious motives for lying, like santity through ego protection

Can you break down exactly what's going through your mind about me when texting me

first thing is stereotype is joindate 2025 so id guess ur probably between 14-18. As youve been typing, the underthinker comment made me think ur probably not annoying to speak to, just possibly slightly boring as well as how ur comments seem honest. In my mind, people like you fit into a category that is somewhat positive for me because you also sometimes give me a chance to mentally masturbate by discussing my own ideas to listeners, but whenever you talk about your own lives I can definitely predict it, and it almost makes me feel bad in a way that I am not enjoying the conversation. Like an asshole, but i just am bored.

 

[WonkyChin186]

Haha, maybe you do it you just arnt as aware of it. Those models are someones personality. Maybe im just recognizing what im doing which makes me better at it. Havent been NT-masking as of recent, mostly rotting. Much more enjoyable life tho, ive been realizing that I believe more skills are based on the law of diminishing returns rather than increasing ur activation energy until you start the reaction, and then you feel fulfillment later. My happiness kept lowering as I acted NT, because of my problem with lying. It physically pains me to lie because lying to someone's model of you is an easy way to completely fuck it up. For me, I have to lie so many times about what I think, my backstory, my personality to be able to seem nt in someone who is nt's eyes. And its exhausting and gives me anxiety. I think when people say someone is "fake" they are detecting this underlying current. I see that underlying current on almost all NT people and I think they cant even recognize when they do it. When I do it, the problem isnt that I care about lying in-itself, but telling the truth is the only completely reliable way of never making someone's model of you worse really quickly, but the problem is I have a bunch of little things that add up in a way that is MORE dangerous that one might cause a cascade effect that I need to lie about so much so in cost benefit analysis when I interact with a normie, im more incentivized to lie, but either way is dangerous for their mental model of me. The solution to prevent such a possible bad outcome with a high probability (caught lying publicly), or a REALLY bad thing with slightly less high probability (discovered as weird through my actions as people get closer to me), is to keep non-aspie people further away then my few aspie friends I talk to regularly, and in a coded language too with some of them, where you both talk about one thing and mean another because when you respond you coded response is to something else through a combination of invented words and irony and analogies i guess is the only way I can describe it. Sometimes we arnt even discussing any words, just a feeling or thought that is vaguer than that. Sounds pretty gay to type out but it makes sense in my head.

I always ascribe values to people, but I also know the difference between how they act and how they think, and im constantly trying to predict both. It annoys me, obviously when I know someone is lying and they know I know they are lying. That is just rude. When someones lying and they dont know I know they are lying, its slightly better, especially if when I call them out for it that know they are lying. The most annoying ones, however are when people DONT know they are lying, but have very obvious subconcious motives for lying, like santity through ego protection

first thing is stereotype is joindate 2025 so id guess ur probably between 14-18. As youve been typing, the underthinker comment made me think ur probably not annoying to speak to, just possibly slightly boring as well as how ur comments seem honest. In my mind, people like you fit into a category that is somewhat positive for me because you also sometimes give me a chance to mentally masturbate by discussing my own ideas to listeners, but whenever you talk about your own lives I can definitely predict it, and it almost makes me feel bad in a way that I am not enjoying the conversation. Like an asshole, but i just am bored.

I read everything, seems interesting

I'm 17

yeah I'm really boring, just really knowledgeable about certain stuff purely because of my super smart friend, I'm not smart myself either

I'm really low inhib so I have crazy stories about my life, but my actual personality is very boring

Are you happy?

 

[L13]

I read everything, seems interesting

I'm 17

yeah I'm really boring, just really knowledgeable about certain stuff purely because of my super smart friend, I'm not smart myself either

I'm really low inhib so I have crazy stories about my life, but my actual personality is very boring

Hinders me as I have a lack of stories that are "crazy" in a way i seem cool instead of geniunely crazy

Are you happy?

Very much so Uber eats, weed, steroids, adderal are awesome. Unironically. For me if I have these things I will never be sad 24/7

 

[WonkyChin186]

Hinders me as I have a lack of stories that are "crazy" in a way i seem cool instead of geniunely crazy

Very much so Uber eats, weed, steroids, adderal are awesome. Unironically. For me if I have these things I will never be sad 24/7

NT humour

What stories do you have

 

[L13]

NT humour

is it, but im being unironic which I think makes it funny. I spent like 35 grand on uber eats so far this year or smth.

What stories do you have

arrested and let go without charges after sexually harassing multiple female cops and then fighting a cop and getting george floyd kneeled on by an officer with my penis out while tripping on 16 grams of shrooms.

 

[LTG]

1. Don't force them
Jynxi is a good example of what not to do, his blinks are extremely forced, this accelerates crows feet and it makes him seem neurodivergent.

2. Keep blink intervals nt
Roughly every 4 seconds is ideal, 15 per minute is around average. If you blink too often you will seem neurodivergent. You can typically get away with blinking less rather than more, however if you maintain eye contact for a significant amount of time then you will seem less warm and colder if your blink per minute rate is too low.

3. Keep blink length at ideal
You do not want to have very long blinks, this will make you seem unenergetic and strange in general. A rough goal is the average persons blink is 0.25seconds long, so try to match that. You may have been informed that cats typically see long blinks (0.4+ seconds) as a sign of friendship and warmth, however it is important to not use this advice when interacting with humans.

@Clavicular @182ltn @NVM_Ignacio @2s2f @Aloof

botb incoming

 

[WonkyChin186]

is it, but im being unironic which I think makes it funny. I spent like 35 grand on uber eats so far this year or smth.

arrested and let go without charges after sexually harassing multiple female cops and then fighting a cop and getting george floyd kneeled on by an officer with my penis out while tripping on 16 grams of shrooms.

Nigger what

whats the full story jfl

its the "i will never be sad 24/7" that made it funny

 

[WonkyChin186]

botb incoming

low tier gos

 

[L13]

Nigger what

whats the full story jfl

when i was younger i wanted a lot of drugs especially psychedelics because my friend told me about timothy leary. So when i was 14 i tried shrooms for the first time and it totally changed my perspective on so much in a way that i feel like i felt things I could never think of and just so much interesting feelings that I loved, but it was never that altering again. So when I was 18, i had16 grams left (after giving my friends like 6 each cuz we figured out the dark web n got a shit ton more and sold some but we just had so much for cheap) so they already tweaked out on 6. I was fine on 8 before and 6 before and I heard that the more u do its not like a linear effect, so I figured well ill probably be fine. I alos wanted to finish it off (as my original plan was 10, but there was still a lot left) as I could dispose of the entire bag without having to sneak any evidence into the house with my mom there (just an extra precaution) Then I just started thinking that real life was a dream and that I was in that dream and I could do wtv i want and i just screamed slurs at people and laughed until they called the cops. I think did the dick attack. Also from the slur part into the hospital where I kind of regained some sobriety while handcuffed to the bed is very foggy for me, I know I did something really bad, but im not sure the exact details as my mind was so hazy then. The reason I got out is because I am very white and rich. This was shocking to my family (even tho they didnt really care) because I had made myself fit in with the culture nearby of acedemics (I go to private school), I dont curse in front of my parents, I dont talk about anything sexual with them or anything PG13 really, ever. My mom went and talked to the cops holding me (btw this all happened in Santa cruz California, a specific spot with lax laws on use), 5 came to the hospital because I had attacked one and could be dangerous, and some er nurse talked to me while a bunch of old and really weird people judged me

its the "i will never be sad 24/7" that made it funny

How can i be sad abt sum dumbass bitch who can barely understand ur thoughts when I can smoke and watch tv and laugh.

 

[WonkyChin186]

when i was younger i wanted a lot of drugs especially psychedelics because my friend told me about timothy leary. So when i was 14 i tried shrooms for the first time and it totally changed my perspective on so much in a way that i feel like i felt things I could never think of and just so much interesting feelings that I loved, but it was never that altering again. So when I was 18, i had16 grams left (after giving my friends like 6 each cuz we figured out the dark web n got a shit ton more and sold some but we just had so much for cheap) so they already tweaked out on 6. I was fine on 8 before and 6 before and I heard that the more u do its not like a linear effect, so I figured well ill probably be fine. I alos wanted to finish it off (as my original plan was 10, but there was still a lot left) as I could dispose of the entire bag without having to sneak any evidence into the house with my mom there (just an extra precaution) Then I just started thinking that real life was a dream and that I was in that dream and I could do wtv i want and i just screamed slurs at people and laughed until they called the cops. I think did the dick attack. Also from the slur part into the hospital where I kind of regained some sobriety while handcuffed to the bed is very foggy for me, I know I did something really bad, but im not sure the exact details as my mind was so hazy then. The reason I got out is because I am very white and rich. This was shocking to my family (even tho they didnt really care) because I had made myself fit in with the culture nearby of acedemics (I go to private school), I dont curse in front of my parents, I dont talk about anything sexual with them or anything PG13 really, ever. My mom went and talked to the cops holding me (btw this all happened in Santa cruz California, a specific spot with lax laws on use), 5 came to the hospital because I had attacked one and could be dangerous, and some er nurse talked to me while a bunch of old and really weird people judged me

How can i be sad abt sum dumbass bitch who can barely understand ur thoughts when I can smoke and watch tv and laugh.

Crazy, you thought you were lucid dreaming?

How do you get mushrooms

i always wanted to try them

 

[81xa]

wyd if youre not blinkmaxxing?

@jzo @ICL @buccalfatremoval @Mast @Hess

 

[ICL]

wyd if youre not blinkmaxxing?

@jzo @ICL @buccalfatremoval @Mast @Hess

This is a real struggle for exopthalmos-cel and and crouzon syndrome-cel

Spoiler: peep

 

[L13]

Crazy, you thought you were lucid dreaming?

I guess. More like nothing mattered

How do you get mushrooms

pm if ur euro or us

i always wanted to try them

dont take 16g in public no tripsit

 

[buccalfatremoval]

wyd if youre not blinkmaxxing?

@jzo @ICL @buccalfatremoval @Mast @Hess

I’ve been blinking wrong should I kill myself

 

[combatingNorwooding]

1. Don't force them
Jynxi is a good example of what not to do, his blinks are extremely forced, this accelerates crows feet and it makes him seem neurodivergent.

jynxy doesn’t control it, it’s tics