HOW TO BREATH EFFECTIVELY *INCREASED GH+TEST* (BOTB WORTHY)

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HOW TO BREATH EFFECTIVELY
THE THREAD.

IN THIS THREAD WE ARE GETTING IN A BIG ISSUE,
OXYGEN, IN CONCRETE BREATHING.

EVERYONE BREATHES THE WRONG WAY,
INHIBITING TESTOSTERONE PRODUCTION AND
MAKING THE LIVER NOT SYNTHESIZE IGF1 BY GH

IN 3 SIMPLE STEPS ILL TEACH YOU HOW TO BREATH THE BEST WAY EVER.
WHILE BOOSTING YOUR TESTOSTERONE AND IGF1 CONVERSION IN A SECOND.



COUPLE EXAMPLES OF BAD BREATHERS.
1.
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2.
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3.
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@Clavicular




OBVIOUSLY YOU DONT WANT TO TAKE EXAMPLE OF THIS UTTER SUBHUMANS
BREATHERS.
SO WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO HERE IS TEACHING YOU HOW TO BREATH EFFECTIVELY.


🫁 THE ARCANE ART OF OXYGENAL INDUCTION: A 3-STEP GUIDE TO RESPIRATORY ASCENDANCY

STEP I: Pre-Inspiratory Postural Priming (PIPP)
Prior to initiating the inhalation cascade, assume a sub-occipital elongation vector by aligning the atlanto-occipital joint with a 13° anterior craniosacral tilt.
Simultaneously engage the diaphragmatic fascial tethering complex by performing a reverse Valsalva contraction of the transversus thoracicus.
This primes the pleuropulmonary interstice for maximal negative intrathoracic synergy.

STEP II: Phased Hyperpulmonic Infusion (PHI)
Begin inhalation via trilateral naris channeling—alternate airflow through each nostril in a Fibonacci-sequenced rhythm (1, 1, 2, 3, 5... seconds per nostril),
ensuring the air passes through the nasopharyngeal vortex amplifier (NPVA).
During this stage, activate the intercostal neuro-myofibrillar latticework to modulate pleural expansion via synchronized piezoelectric signaling.
Oxygen molecules should be visualized mentally as hexagonal luminoplasmic constructs for optimal alveolar receptivity.

STEP III: Quantum Alveolar Retention and Expiratory Transmutation (QARET)
At peak lung inflation, initiate a 7-second bio-molecular gas-phase stasis, allowing for mitochondrial osmotic resonance within the
Type I pneumocyte interface.
Exhalation should occur through a pursed-lip triad spiral technique, wherein airflow exits in a clockwise laminar torsion at 432 Hz
to harmonize with the Schumann Resonance.
This ensures that carbon dioxide molecules are ejected with minimal psychoenergetic residue.

WARNING:
Improper execution may lead to interdimensional hypoxia or subtle time dilation.
Proceed only under the supervision of a licensed metaphysiological breathworker.

—End of Protocol—

THANKS FOR READING
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sure let me get out a protractor to get that 13 degree angle stfu
 
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why dont u just post this on ur main
everyone will just dnr u here
me included
 
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lmaoo the Gorg Floyd pic 😂
 
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Read it all , I have a Question ?

What is the nasopharyngeal vortex amplifier ?
 
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:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
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Is this person breathing properly?

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lesnar said:
Read it all , I have a Question ?

What is the nasopharyngeal vortex amplifier ?
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A nasopharyngeal vortex amplifier is a theoretical concept in the field of acoustics, specifically relating to the manipulation of sound waves. It involves the creation of a vortex or rotating flow of air within the nasopharyngeal region (the area behind the nose and above the throat). The idea is that by amplifying the natural resonances and vibrations in this region, it could enhance sound transmission or resonance, potentially for medical, acoustic, or musical applications. However, it’s not a widely established or commonly used term in mainstream science.
 
roid goblin said:
HOW TO BREATH EFFECTIVELY
THE THREAD.

IN THIS THREAD WE ARE GETTING IN A BIG ISSUE,
OXYGEN, IN CONCRETE BREATHING.

EVERYONE BREATHES THE WRONG WAY,
INHIBITING TESTOSTERONE PRODUCTION AND
MAKING THE LIVER NOT SYNTHESIZE IGF1 BY GH

IN 3 SIMPLE STEPS ILL TEACH YOU HOW TO BREATH THE BEST WAY EVER.
WHILE BOOSTING YOUR TESTOSTERONE AND IGF1 CONVERSION IN A SECOND.



COUPLE EXAMPLES OF BAD BREATHERS.
1.View attachment 3699146
2.View attachment 3699159
3.View attachment 3699163​
@Clavicular




OBVIOUSLY YOU DONT WANT TO TAKE EXAMPLE OF THIS UTTER SUBHUMANS
BREATHERS.
SO WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO HERE IS TEACHING YOU HOW TO BREATH EFFECTIVELY.


🫁 THE ARCANE ART OF OXYGENAL INDUCTION: A 3-STEP GUIDE TO RESPIRATORY ASCENDANCY

STEP I: Pre-Inspiratory Postural Priming (PIPP)
Prior to initiating the inhalation cascade, assume a sub-occipital elongation vector by aligning the atlanto-occipital joint with a 13° anterior craniosacral tilt.
Simultaneously engage the diaphragmatic fascial tethering complex by performing a reverse Valsalva contraction of the transversus thoracicus.
This primes the pleuropulmonary interstice for maximal negative intrathoracic synergy.

STEP II: Phased Hyperpulmonic Infusion (PHI)
Begin inhalation via trilateral naris channeling—alternate airflow through each nostril in a Fibonacci-sequenced rhythm (1, 1, 2, 3, 5... seconds per nostril),
ensuring the air passes through the nasopharyngeal vortex amplifier (NPVA).
During this stage, activate the intercostal neuro-myofibrillar latticework to modulate pleural expansion via synchronized piezoelectric signaling.
Oxygen molecules should be visualized mentally as hexagonal luminoplasmic constructs for optimal alveolar receptivity.

STEP III: Quantum Alveolar Retention and Expiratory Transmutation (QARET)
At peak lung inflation, initiate a 7-second bio-molecular gas-phase stasis, allowing for mitochondrial osmotic resonance within the
Type I pneumocyte interface.
Exhalation should occur through a pursed-lip triad spiral technique, wherein airflow exits in a clockwise laminar torsion at 432 Hz
to harmonize with the Schumann Resonance.
This ensures that carbon dioxide molecules are ejected with minimal psychoenergetic residue.

WARNING:
Improper execution may lead to interdimensional hypoxia or subtle time dilation.
Proceed only under the supervision of a licensed metaphysiological breathworker.

—End of Protocol—

THANKS FOR READING
​
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I lost you at the bad breathers exmaple
 
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this is prob the funniest thread i’ve read on here 😂😂😭 i’m still dying
 
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BOTB:Comfy::Comfy::Comfy:
 
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@Alexanderr consider putting this on botb g
 
roid goblin said:
HOW TO BREATH EFFECTIVELY
THE THREAD.

IN THIS THREAD WE ARE GETTING IN A BIG ISSUE,
OXYGEN, IN CONCRETE BREATHING.

EVERYONE BREATHES THE WRONG WAY,
INHIBITING TESTOSTERONE PRODUCTION AND
MAKING THE LIVER NOT SYNTHESIZE IGF1 BY GH

IN 3 SIMPLE STEPS ILL TEACH YOU HOW TO BREATH THE BEST WAY EVER.
WHILE BOOSTING YOUR TESTOSTERONE AND IGF1 CONVERSION IN A SECOND.



COUPLE EXAMPLES OF BAD BREATHERS.
1.View attachment 3699146
2.View attachment 3699159
3.View attachment 3699163​
@Clavicular




OBVIOUSLY YOU DONT WANT TO TAKE EXAMPLE OF THIS UTTER SUBHUMANS
BREATHERS.
SO WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO HERE IS TEACHING YOU HOW TO BREATH EFFECTIVELY.


🫁 THE ARCANE ART OF OXYGENAL INDUCTION: A 3-STEP GUIDE TO RESPIRATORY ASCENDANCY

STEP I: Pre-Inspiratory Postural Priming (PIPP)
Prior to initiating the inhalation cascade, assume a sub-occipital elongation vector by aligning the atlanto-occipital joint with a 13° anterior craniosacral tilt.
Simultaneously engage the diaphragmatic fascial tethering complex by performing a reverse Valsalva contraction of the transversus thoracicus.
This primes the pleuropulmonary interstice for maximal negative intrathoracic synergy.

STEP II: Phased Hyperpulmonic Infusion (PHI)
Begin inhalation via trilateral naris channeling—alternate airflow through each nostril in a Fibonacci-sequenced rhythm (1, 1, 2, 3, 5... seconds per nostril),
ensuring the air passes through the nasopharyngeal vortex amplifier (NPVA).
During this stage, activate the intercostal neuro-myofibrillar latticework to modulate pleural expansion via synchronized piezoelectric signaling.
Oxygen molecules should be visualized mentally as hexagonal luminoplasmic constructs for optimal alveolar receptivity.

STEP III: Quantum Alveolar Retention and Expiratory Transmutation (QARET)
At peak lung inflation, initiate a 7-second bio-molecular gas-phase stasis, allowing for mitochondrial osmotic resonance within the
Type I pneumocyte interface.
Exhalation should occur through a pursed-lip triad spiral technique, wherein airflow exits in a clockwise laminar torsion at 432 Hz
to harmonize with the Schumann Resonance.
This ensures that carbon dioxide molecules are ejected with minimal psychoenergetic residue.

WARNING:
Improper execution may lead to interdimensional hypoxia or subtle time dilation.
Proceed only under the supervision of a licensed metaphysiological breathworker.

—End of Protocol—

THANKS FOR READING
​
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I don’t think Floyd was a mouth breather
 
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Ur pfp has me dying
 
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bro what do even 90% of the words in this thread mean, water bookmarked and dnr
 
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