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Table of contents- How to pay without parents seeing it
- How to legit check a supplier
- How to hide the pharmaceuticals
First of all, this is different for everyone, no one's parents are the same, but this should work for every type of parent. If you get caught, they're either on something, or you're not made for this
theres def more i could write about but i have exams
also i apologise for the shit formatting and lack of effort. I'm a youngblood
When it comes to payment, most suppliers take crypto only, so they can't be traced.
If you buy from an online website, I recommend finding a Chinese supplier, even if it's harder to find a legit one
If you manage to find a legit one its much cheaper than whatever you'd see on any website
the best way to pay is simply crypto ''but sir smartfoiddestroyer2 what if im under 18''
If you're under 18, you can't directly buy crypto, or you'd need your parents to sign up for the account,
but then they'd just be able to see wtf youre spending it on
The only and best way is to buy through Hoodl.
Hoodl is basically just people reselling crypto, so you buy, like 100dollars worth of bitcoin, get it sent to Exodus.
The only downside is there's like some form of tax or some shit, so if you buy 100dollars worth of BTC, you pay maybe 103 or 115
You can get money sent to Exodus without being signed up, but to buy directly off Exodus, you have to sign up, which u only can only do if ur 18+
''But what if my parents check what I buy''
its simple, first you'd need a job to get money, I would assume.
You say you value your money's growth, and you want to invest in crypto,
also they can't see your exodus unless you let them.
If you buy from an online website, I recommend finding a Chinese supplier, even if it's harder to find a legit one
If you manage to find a legit one its much cheaper than whatever you'd see on any website
the best way to pay is simply crypto ''but sir smartfoiddestroyer2 what if im under 18''
If you're under 18, you can't directly buy crypto, or you'd need your parents to sign up for the account,
but then they'd just be able to see wtf youre spending it on
The only and best way is to buy through Hoodl.
Hoodl is basically just people reselling crypto, so you buy, like 100dollars worth of bitcoin, get it sent to Exodus.
The only downside is there's like some form of tax or some shit, so if you buy 100dollars worth of BTC, you pay maybe 103 or 115
You can get money sent to Exodus without being signed up, but to buy directly off Exodus, you have to sign up, which u only can only do if ur 18+
''But what if my parents check what I buy''
its simple, first you'd need a job to get money, I would assume.
You say you value your money's growth, and you want to invest in crypto,
also they can't see your exodus unless you let them.
Finding a supplier is painful. The best way is probably gym forums, as most roid suppliers will also have HGH and other peptides.
Some resellers have a website 99% of the time, website sellers are extremely overpriced, but it's the safest
''How do I know if my supplier is legit'' you obv cant know if its 100% legit unless you buy and get it tested yourself,
but some good clues are just a community, server, group, anything like that, and also testing.
Be careful, people can use a perfect hgh they bought off some overpriced website, get it tested, and then sell their 75% shitty hgh totally not targeted to wwb
But a thing I like to do is just ask what they have. Obviously, resellers will have a lot of the common things,
but when you ask for rarer things or harder to get, a scammer would just claim they have everything at a good price.
A legit reseller would be honest with you and say whether or not they have it
Another way is just buying a very small order and seeing if they even ship it.
Some resellers have a website 99% of the time, website sellers are extremely overpriced, but it's the safest
''How do I know if my supplier is legit'' you obv cant know if its 100% legit unless you buy and get it tested yourself,
but some good clues are just a community, server, group, anything like that, and also testing.
Be careful, people can use a perfect hgh they bought off some overpriced website, get it tested, and then sell their 75% shitty hgh totally not targeted to wwb
But a thing I like to do is just ask what they have. Obviously, resellers will have a lot of the common things,
but when you ask for rarer things or harder to get, a scammer would just claim they have everything at a good price.
A legit reseller would be honest with you and say whether or not they have it
Another way is just buying a very small order and seeing if they even ship it.
For peptides, using a minifridge and mixing sodacans with actual soda and empty sodacans is probably the best way
Now, if you're thinking how tf do I get a peptide inside a sodacan?
just search up diy stealth sodacan
btw you don't need to pour in whatever the fuck it is he's pouring in
But also be aware that peptides, which are reconstituted, are very fragile
So if you were to drop the can or smth even if it doesn't break the mixture inside is prob fucked.
Now, if you're thinking how tf do I get a peptide inside a sodacan?
just search up diy stealth sodacan
btw you don't need to pour in whatever the fuck it is he's pouring in
But also be aware that peptides, which are reconstituted, are very fragile
So if you were to drop the can or smth even if it doesn't break the mixture inside is prob fucked.
roids are different. They don't need to be cooled. Actually, it's bad if they do, as they could crystallize
For them, you could just put it in a vitamin jar or smth thats not see through or just yeah in something that your parents wouldn't check.
For them, you could just put it in a vitamin jar or smth thats not see through or just yeah in something that your parents wouldn't check.
Orals are prob the easiest, literally just either find an empty or full vitamin bottle
or just buy some cheap ass vitamins and replace the vitamins in there with whatever oral you're using.
even if your parents were to open the vitamin jar,
I doubt they'd be able to tell the difference between an aromatase inhibitor and a fucking multi vitamin
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or just buy some cheap ass vitamins and replace the vitamins in there with whatever oral you're using.
even if your parents were to open the vitamin jar,
I doubt they'd be able to tell the difference between an aromatase inhibitor and a fucking multi vitamin
for extras like syringes, needles, and that
I would either buy a safe, or just for syringes, you can just recap it and put it in a soda can,
and when you've had a good amount
Find a very thick plastic like laundry detergent bottle,
and when done or filled, just tape up the cap and deliver it to a pharmacy
Some gyms, I think this is mainly in the USA, and around there,
will actually have needle disposals in the gym bathroom, but also, be careful cause insulin needles are extremely sharp
and will rip open plastic bags and pretty much anything that isn't heavy plastic or, yeah, heavy
If someone gets scarred from your used insulin needle, they could get severe damage, possibly die
If you don't wanna store it in a soda can or a laundry detergent,
you can get yourself a portable needle container. Just remember to close it and not lock it, and also hide it
If you're scared that if you go to the pharmacy or smth and dispose of the needles, don't be. They don't even ask for anything. You could go to a pharmacy and ask for a container, and they don't even need to see a prescription
I would either buy a safe, or just for syringes, you can just recap it and put it in a soda can,
and when you've had a good amount
Find a very thick plastic like laundry detergent bottle,
and when done or filled, just tape up the cap and deliver it to a pharmacy
Some gyms, I think this is mainly in the USA, and around there,
will actually have needle disposals in the gym bathroom, but also, be careful cause insulin needles are extremely sharp
and will rip open plastic bags and pretty much anything that isn't heavy plastic or, yeah, heavy
If someone gets scarred from your used insulin needle, they could get severe damage, possibly die
If you don't wanna store it in a soda can or a laundry detergent,
you can get yourself a portable needle container. Just remember to close it and not lock it, and also hide it
If you're scared that if you go to the pharmacy or smth and dispose of the needles, don't be. They don't even ask for anything. You could go to a pharmacy and ask for a container, and they don't even need to see a prescription
theres def more i could write about but i have exams
also i apologise for the shit formatting and lack of effort. I'm a youngblood
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