how to commit crimes?

bolinha

bolinha

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I want to commit crimes to maximize money. And if sexual foid abuse is included without being caught, I can also participate.;)
 
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Start by petty crimes, minor theft.
 
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fucking retard
 
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You're already too retarded for it if you thought you'd get a good answer here
 
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I want to commit crimes to maximize money. And if sexual foid abuse is included without being caught, I can also participate.;)
Join a gang and work for them. make sure you can fight

high risk, mid reward lmao
 
Buy a weapon and start a shooting or mass stabbing
 
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Go ER:feelsautistic:
 
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I want to commit crimes to maximize money. And if sexual foid abuse is included without being caught, I can also participate.;)
school shooting
 
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Join a gang and work for them. make sure you can fight

high risk, mid reward lmao
I would go, but then I would get stuck to that gang forever ass every gang say ( you enter never going out) someting those lines. Maybe I'll start my own little drug trafficking network with a friend of mine. selling drugs to crackheads
 
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Shoplift for starts then get a mask gloves and black clothing that covers you look around streets for houses you can break into and take whatever you want i guess nigga
 
I want to commit crimes to maximize money. And if sexual foid abuse is included without being caught, I can also participate.;)
very linear progression, just start with stealing groceries and ramp up until u feel like roi isnt good anymore
 
I would go, but then I would get stuck to that gang forever ass every gang say ( you enter never going out) someting those lines. Maybe I'll start my own little drug trafficking network with a friend of mine. selling drugs to crackheads
Good luck, going to be very hard.

Why can't you get a normal job instead?
 
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Good luck, going to be very hard.

Why can't you get a normal job instead?
I have a job, but unfortunately I'm in the country that pays the least in the entire European Union.
 
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I want to commit crimes to maximize money. And if sexual foid abuse is included without being caught, I can also participate.;)
become a pimp
 
I have a job, but unfortunately I'm in the country that pays the least in the entire European Union.
Youre gonna end up locked up if you go down this route.

Upskill yourself to get a better job
 
Youre gonna end up locked up if you go down this route.

Upskill yourself to get a better job
Yes, maybe I'll enter the job market competition. And small-scale trafficking to friends? I know that stealing things on crowded trains works well. I know a colleague of mine who lost a Rolex and was punched, and the person who did this wasn't caught. And another foid who was raped and the bro escaped... maybe should do pick pocket on trains
 
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I want to commit crimes to maximize money. And if sexual foid abuse is included without being caught, I can also participate.;)
Foid abuse based. Gotta be tall htn for that tho. Like make women fall in love and then beat ts outta them. Or beat up prostitutes. Can’t call the police. I dont think at least…
 
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Foid abuse based. Gotta be tall htn for that tho. Like make women fall in love and then beat ts outta them. Or beat up prostitutes. Can’t call the police. I dont think at least…
I AM NOT CONDONING CRIMINAL ACTIVITY OF ANY SORT
 
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Yes, maybe I'll enter the job market competition. And small-scale trafficking to friends? I know that stealing things on crowded trains works well. I know a colleague of mine who lost a Rolex and was punched, and the person who did this wasn't caught. And another foid who was raped and the bro escaped... maybe should do pick pocket on trains
If you can defend yourself and get away quickly then go for it.

Wishing you luck because youll need it
 
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Foid abuse based. Gotta be tall htn for that tho. Like make women fall in love and then beat ts outta them. Or beat up prostitutes. Can’t call the police. I dont think at least…
yeah ngl my dream life is be HTN and do a butnch of crimes while MTNS and LTNS do the same and get the consequences while I dont get :lul:
 
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I AM NOT CONDONING CRIMINAL ACTIVITY OF ANY SORT
me also All this, and theoretically I won't get into legal trouble. OFC(y)
 
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yeah ngl my dream life is be HTN and do a butnch of crimes while MTNS and LTNS do the same and get the consequences while I dont get :lul:
Fr 😹
 
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@_MVP_ redpill him
 

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