how to completely bypass the covid vaccine

[SexuallyAbusive]

put on a silicone muscle sleeve and then "take" the vaccine

make sure that its thick enough so that the needle doesnt actually puncture ur arm

i recommend putting some extra padding underneath

 

[Deleted member 6423]

all fun and games until the vaccinator figures u out and u get sent to the anti vax concentration camp

 

[SexuallyAbusive]

all fun and games until the vaccinator figures u out and u get sent to the anti vax concentration camp

the whole process takes like 5 seconds. nurse gives u a quick jab and they move on, they dont give a fuck. as long as u get ur vaccination certificate ur all set

came up with this shit in the shower (like all my other autistic ideas). probably wont go mainstream and i havent seen anyone else come up with something like this

i will unironically do this if my university starts requiring u to be vaccinated

 

[Deleted member 6423]

the whole process takes like 5 seconds. nurse gives u a quick jab and they move on, they dont give a fuck. as long as u get ur vaccination certificate ur all set

came up with this shit in the shower (like all my other autistic ideas). probably wont go mainstream and i havent seen anyone else come up with something like this

i will unironically do this if my university starts requiring u to be vaccinated

i think it would be pretty obvious that you’re wearing a bodysuit

and imagine how embarrassing it would be to be discovered, I think it would be easier to forge a vaccination card tbh

 

[metagross]

Don't they usually try to find the right spot to vaccinate or what not? I think this will be pretty obvious.

 

[Bobelbrah]

the whole process takes like 5 seconds. nurse gives u a quick jab and they move on, they dont give a fuck. as long as u get ur vaccination certificate ur all set

came up with this shit in the shower (like all my other autistic ideas). probably wont go mainstream and i havent seen anyone else come up with something like this

i will unironically do this if my university starts requiring u to be vaccinated

If so, let us know if it worked.

 

[Deleted member 3573]

WTF I HAD THIS EXACT THOUGHT A MONTH AGO. GTFO MY HEAD OP, LITERALLY SPILLING MY THOUGHTS. FUCK YOU

 

[Deleted member 3573]

Tell them you're Mr olympia. This one is thicker

 

[Deleted member 3573]

Put this vaccination practice sponge underneath. Hopefully it fits. And then try and find realistic human skin material to wrap around the suit so it feels real if possible

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Seems like a good idea. Depends how deep they go with the needle though, and depending on if they spend time trying to find a good spot. There’s lots of factors in this

 

[BasedCoper]

high iq post

 

[SexuallyAbusive]

Don't they usually try to find the right spot to vaccinate or what not? I think this will be pretty obvious.

Seems like a good idea. Depends how deep they go with the needle though, and depending on if they spend time trying to find a good spot. There’s lots of factors in this

they don't usually take much time trying to find a spot. they just jab you in the deltoid, inject, and give you your certificate. the process is so fast that in some cases you don't even feel the needle at all. look up videos of people receiving the vaccine

the only factor I would be worried about is if they stick it in, they might be able to move it around freely. this is why i recommend u put extra padding underneath to make it appear more legit when they stick it in.

the whole process takes like 5 seconds. nurse gives u a quick jab and they move on, they dont give a fuck. as long as u get ur vaccination certificate ur all set

i think it would be pretty obvious that you’re wearing a bodysuit

and imagine how embarrassing it would be to be discovered, I think it would be easier to forge a vaccination card tbh

its easy to forge vaccination cards, the problem is that they have databases for them. even if u have a legit looking vaccination card the code on it can be scanned and they'll be able to tell its bullshit

i made a thread about a service that does this for you

buy vaccination certificate

https://www.nulled.to/topic/1308788-vaccination-certificate-100-real-mm-allowed/ vouches can be found in the thread replies mm (middleman) allowed, no risk of getting scammed use this if your university/workplace requires vaccination records

looksmax.org

but its only offered in france

 

[coolguy1]

Obviously they will feel it's fake jfl. U could try to walk past the spot where u actually get the jab and then go to the spot where u get the confirmation, idk how this would go though since I've never been to one of these slaughterhouses.

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

or just vaccinemax

 

[Deleted member 6423]

if it’s a drive thru like this I could see it working potentially

but you also have to get 2 doses so you have a chance of getting caught the 2nd time

 

[LifeIsACope]

JFL at people who actually think this would work, imagine the nurse trying to find the vein to inject the needle and just seeing silicone skin.

 

[Carolus]

JFL at people who actually think this would work, imagine the nurse trying to find the vein to inject the needle and just seeing silicone skin.

Tell her I have really thick skin bitch. Also they’re dumb npcs

 

[Scarfaced]

Worth trying , thanks OP

 

[joeveniro]

put on a silicone muscle sleeve and then "take" the vaccine

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[Deleted member 8904]

>You sit down at the chair, the nurse prepares to administer the shot.

>She wipes your arm with a disinfectant wipe

>”Wtf?” she thinks. “Why is this niggas shoulder so rubbery.”

>She inspects your arm further

>”Are you wearing a muscle suit? Take that off now” she says, confused.

>You walk out defeated, no vaccine, and no vaccine card to prove your innoculation status to your workplace