Orka
Emerald & Amethyst
- Joined
- Sep 8, 2024
- Posts
- 9,111
- Reputation
- 29,661
Are you in a situation like I was in 2023?
Active social life, talking to women, talking stages irl, flirting, drinking at parties, laughing & having fun in your friend group and just overall enjoying your teenage years?
Look no further, I've come to save you!
Here's a step-by-step guide on how to ruin it all:
1. Move out of your country
You've got the language, you know people, and you know places, this is way too risky if you want to be miserable. Get out ASAP!
2. Refuse to speak to anybody in the new country, don't learn the language
Now that you've moved out, you can safely start adapting to being alone, avoid any social interactions, sign up for an online school to avoid seeing people your age irl. DO NOT learn the local language as this gives you an opportunity to speak to people, forcing yourself to be clueless makes it the easiest way to stay alone.
3. As a replacement for your irl social life in the past, go to online spaces
Find a discord server, social-climb your way to the top rankings and get yourself a Head Admin position, use that power to force people to like you and be active in said server (50,000+ messages minimum). Create strong bonds with online friends so you're heavily emotionally invested into your computer.
4. Make sure to stay inside your room all day
Any risk of going out, seeing sunlight, or having a glimpse of the outside world should be eradicated, this means close your windows, keep your room dimly lit throughout the entire day, don't rely on light cues for your body to figure out whether its daytime or nighttime
5. Avoid any activity that might require you to talk to people
It's very easy to fall back into the nightmare of having real friends, it's an addicting feeling so if you get a glimpse of it you might get addicted again, limit your social interactions to only your family & only talk to cashiers or people at grocery stores (only staff, not real people)
6. LDAR. You've made it.
good shit anon, you're now miserable, severed all your social connections, the friends in your old country have already forgotten about you and don't care to keep up with you. You can now safely lay down & rot for the rest of your life; maybe you'll work as a cashier, or maybe that's too social, you could try stocking shelves instead.
I hope this thread inspires the entirety of Generation Z!
@Bryce @Node @Jason Voorhees @BigBallsLarry @Luca_.
Active social life, talking to women, talking stages irl, flirting, drinking at parties, laughing & having fun in your friend group and just overall enjoying your teenage years?
Look no further, I've come to save you!
Here's a step-by-step guide on how to ruin it all:
1. Move out of your country
You've got the language, you know people, and you know places, this is way too risky if you want to be miserable. Get out ASAP!
2. Refuse to speak to anybody in the new country, don't learn the language
Now that you've moved out, you can safely start adapting to being alone, avoid any social interactions, sign up for an online school to avoid seeing people your age irl. DO NOT learn the local language as this gives you an opportunity to speak to people, forcing yourself to be clueless makes it the easiest way to stay alone.
3. As a replacement for your irl social life in the past, go to online spaces
Find a discord server, social-climb your way to the top rankings and get yourself a Head Admin position, use that power to force people to like you and be active in said server (50,000+ messages minimum). Create strong bonds with online friends so you're heavily emotionally invested into your computer.
4. Make sure to stay inside your room all day
Any risk of going out, seeing sunlight, or having a glimpse of the outside world should be eradicated, this means close your windows, keep your room dimly lit throughout the entire day, don't rely on light cues for your body to figure out whether its daytime or nighttime
5. Avoid any activity that might require you to talk to people
It's very easy to fall back into the nightmare of having real friends, it's an addicting feeling so if you get a glimpse of it you might get addicted again, limit your social interactions to only your family & only talk to cashiers or people at grocery stores (only staff, not real people)
6. LDAR. You've made it.
good shit anon, you're now miserable, severed all your social connections, the friends in your old country have already forgotten about you and don't care to keep up with you. You can now safely lay down & rot for the rest of your life; maybe you'll work as a cashier, or maybe that's too social, you could try stocking shelves instead.
I hope this thread inspires the entirety of Generation Z!
@Bryce @Node @Jason Voorhees @BigBallsLarry @Luca_.
