How to convince my parents to let me use steroids

[batinbonelesstwink]

dude if drug addicts can do it, so can you

I just said that I have someone to inject for me and these shitskins started shitting on me

 

[sub5incel125]

Yeah mate, a Professor and a Nurse would totally believe that you're injecting supplements!
And don't give me the bullshit about oral steroids because they're easily distinguishable from supplement capsules.
Ironic to call people retards with your dumbass advice.

L carnitine is a supplement you inject

 

[20/04/2008]

I just said that I have someone to inject for me and these shitskins started shitting on me

If she is single
Tell her that she is a bitch for her to not take care of you by exposing you to phytosestrogens and attacking your masculinity by poisoning you with bungealthy food and having poor habits (not doing sport not sleeping enough consistently stressing you ) which had negative effects on your development making you the shell of a man she herself would never date (mention people in your family you look up too that look more dimorphic than you)
And just start larping about conditions you maybe doesn’t even have like say to her your nipples hurt you feel like a women your stressed all the time you can’t get it up and you have a micro penis Like try to guilt/shame her
Then proceed to tell her that you’ll commit suicide if she doesn’t let you and promise hr that. Youll finance all your steroids yourself
Then she would probably make you go to an endocrino which would probably tell you to fick off cause trt aint for kids maybe you could get hgh if you have idiopatic short stature
Basicaly you can fraud test by not sleeping and eating shitty foods or using drugs for a week straight before the test if you have crushed testosterone he would have no choice but to precribe you trt if not
Then buy it yourself if she find out just say that he tried everything like cope supps sleep diet ect….

 

[batinbonelesstwink]

If she is single
Tell her that she is a bitch for her to not take care of you by exposing you to phytosestrogens and attacking your masculinity by poisoning you with bungealthy food and having poor habits (not doing sport not sleeping enough consistently stressing you ) which had negative effects on your development making you the shell of a man she herself would never date (mention people in your family you look up too that look more dimorphic than you)
And just start larping about conditions you maybe doesn’t even have like say to her your nipples hurt you feel like a women your stressed all the time you can’t get it up and you have a micro penis Like try to guilt/shame her
Then proceed to tell her that you’ll commit suicide if she doesn’t let you and promise hr that. Youll finance all your steroids yourself
Then she would probably make you go to an endocrino which would probably tell you to fick off cause trt aint for kids maybe you could get hgh if you have idiopatic short stature
Basicaly you can fraud test by not sleeping and eating shitty foods or using drugs for a week straight before the test if you have crushed testosterone he would have no choice but to precribe you trt if not
Then buy it yourself if she find out just say that he tried everything like cope supps sleep diet ect….

Na she is married with my dad

 

[20/04/2008]

Na she is married with my dad

You prob didn’t even read

 

[batinbonelesstwink]

You prob didn’t even read

I did but I am not short I dont have a micropenis or anything

 

[batinbonelesstwink]

If she is single
Tell her that she is a bitch for her to not take care of you by exposing you to phytosestrogens and attacking your masculinity by poisoning you with bungealthy food and having poor habits (not doing sport not sleeping enough consistently stressing you ) which had negative effects on your development making you the shell of a man she herself would never date (mention people in your family you look up too that look more dimorphic than you)
And just start larping about conditions you maybe doesn’t even have like say to her your nipples hurt you feel like a women your stressed all the time you can’t get it up and you have a micro penis Like try to guilt/shame her
Then proceed to tell her that you’ll commit suicide if she doesn’t let you and promise hr that. Youll finance all your steroids yourself
Then she would probably make you go to an endocrino which would probably tell you to fick off cause trt aint for kids maybe you could get hgh if you have idiopatic short stature
Basicaly you can fraud test by not sleeping and eating shitty foods or using drugs for a week straight before the test if you have crushed testosterone he would have no choice but to precribe you trt if not
Then buy it yourself if she find out just say that he tried everything like cope supps sleep diet ect….

Trt advice is solid tho

 

[youngmogger]

I want to start using test and hgh along with ai and possibly masteron but my dad is a fucking professor and my mom is a retired nurse they didnt even let me use supplements like 3 months ago now they allow it but if I can somehow convince them to use roids than my mom can just do my injections

Just use it anways jfl to you

 

[youngmogger]

Right. And as I've said above, you're too young and too naive so you shouldn't worry about it.
I'm not trying to shit on you; I have your best interests at heart rather than recommending you go gung-ho and start injecting all this shit when you're still a young teen for my own entertainment.

He can use roids when he wants

 

[aids]

He can use roids when he wants

I'm giving a recommendation, you smart guy, a recommendation that is particular to his circumstances.
He doesn't know enough information which implies that he is far from knowledgeable on hormone usage (also implying he is young) and so he shouldn't make uninformed decisions.

Good on you for explaining that humans have free will and can actually do what they want.

 

[cucklord70]

i wish my mom would stick my ass with something sharp id prob nut tho idk

 

[DR. NICKGA]

you are the one who is a fucking retard

Ofcourse you cannot convince you proffesor dad and nurse mom to let you USE steriods

Ofcourse not

 

[DR. NICKGA]

i wish my mom would stick my ass with something sharp id prob nut tho idk

Did the steriods consumption make you alr gay? Why do you talk about you mom sticking something sharpy in you ass???? Stfu gay retard

 

[cucklord70]

it literally did lol

Did the steriods consumption make you alr gay? Why do you talk about you mom sticking something sharpy in you ass???? Stfu gay retard

 

[zelkxd]

I want to start using test and hgh along with ai and possibly masteron but my dad is a fucking professor and my mom is a retired nurse they didnt even let me use supplements like 3 months ago now they allow it but if I can somehow convince them to use roids than my mom can just do my injections

Chad doesnt need steroids

 

[batinbonelesstwink]

Chad doesnt need steroids

you dont have chad genes tho