plotkun
Unconventionally attractive ooga boogamaxxer
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Not all failos can be solved, especially if you dont have 200k+ for a double jew surgery so here i am going to expain how to cope properly, using my biggest failo
> the philtrum cryad ( long philtrum + short nose + maxillary prognatism combo)
Arguably the worst naturally occurring midface combo since this is one of the few bone-level failos that instantly disqualify you from ascending to htn
There is literally no single looks scale/system where this would be framed as desirable. Not on PSL, not appeal not on high fashion scale.
So what do we do?
We take our failos and EMBRACE them.
We identify what kind of look our specific failos give us and in what niche this actually works in our favor.
WE NICHEMAXX
Cause if you think about it, your failos, aren't failos per se - they are just specialized feautures that allowed your ancestors to survive in a specific environment most efficiently.
The way is to lean into your features instead of fighting them. Amplify them, until you look distinctive. The goal is to look like a character, someone who has an identify, instead of trying to become le hot guy 177227 which u dont have the genes to be anyways.
For me, the solution was ELFMAXXING.
The philtrum cryad gave me a slightly uncanny, low trust lizard man face at high bf. But after leaning out I started looking more bird/pixie/elf-like.
Paired with me being 6'2, model-skinny, having very slight case of stahls ear (they look slightly pointy, from 3/4) and being visibly autistic the solution seemed simple - go full elf.
All this, of course, only works for someone who has done the basics (low bf, skincare, hair etc) and doesn't know what to do next.
Your 122% bodyfat is NOT wabi sabi boyo
(Although u could try to pudgemaxx mb)
And most importantly:
>you can fool yourself,
>I promise it will help
>now every single day I wanna hear you say it
>"I'm so lovely, lovely"
>"I'm so lucky lucky"
>"I'm so lovely, lovely"
>"I-Im so lucky lucky"
> the philtrum cryad ( long philtrum + short nose + maxillary prognatism combo)
Arguably the worst naturally occurring midface combo since this is one of the few bone-level failos that instantly disqualify you from ascending to htn
There is literally no single looks scale/system where this would be framed as desirable. Not on PSL, not appeal not on high fashion scale.
So what do we do?
We take our failos and EMBRACE them.
We identify what kind of look our specific failos give us and in what niche this actually works in our favor.
WE NICHEMAXX
Cause if you think about it, your failos, aren't failos per se - they are just specialized feautures that allowed your ancestors to survive in a specific environment most efficiently.
The way is to lean into your features instead of fighting them. Amplify them, until you look distinctive. The goal is to look like a character, someone who has an identify, instead of trying to become le hot guy 177227 which u dont have the genes to be anyways.
For me, the solution was ELFMAXXING.
The philtrum cryad gave me a slightly uncanny, low trust lizard man face at high bf. But after leaning out I started looking more bird/pixie/elf-like.
Paired with me being 6'2, model-skinny, having very slight case of stahls ear (they look slightly pointy, from 3/4) and being visibly autistic the solution seemed simple - go full elf.
All this, of course, only works for someone who has done the basics (low bf, skincare, hair etc) and doesn't know what to do next.
Your 122% bodyfat is NOT wabi sabi boyo
(Although u could try to pudgemaxx mb)
And most importantly:
>you can fool yourself,
>I promise it will help
>now every single day I wanna hear you say it
>"I'm so lovely, lovely"
>"I'm so lucky lucky"
>"I'm so lovely, lovely"
>"I-Im so lucky lucky"
