How to cope when you‘re in prison as a heterosexual man?

[The Grinch]

It’s a total sausage party, you look around and only see sweaty men, no beautiful women. It was a fever dream for a heterosexual man like me

 

[Sith]

Fuck em, just pretend their tight little assholes are a woman

 

[PoopyFartGamer]

Are u going to prison for life? Bcs if yes u might as well end it, what's the point of life if u can't get ur dick wet in some coochies

 

[The Grinch]

Are u going to prison for life? Bcs if yes u might as well end it, what's the point of life if u can't get ur dick wet in some coochies

No, thank god i‘m not going in. I was some years ago, this just crossed my mind rn for some reason