How to cope with the ZESTY pill?

[User28823]

You walk into Chick-fil-A just wanting some chicken and a refreshing beverage but now you gotta carefully construct your order like you’re diffusing a bomb so the cashier doesn’t think you’re a raging homosexual.

“uhhh yeah can I get the spicy deluxe… large fries… and uh…”

entire line behind you waiting

“…just a strawberry lemonade”

suddenly your voice pitch increases by 40%, wrist loses all bone density, and your dimorphic ass starts standing with one foot behind the other like a victorian princess

the JB cashier and all her JB coworkers hits you with the “anything else for you sweetheart?” knowing damn WELL you are a grown dimorphic specimen of a man asking for a-

it’s fucking OVER.

@Mogs Me @Saint Casanova @Tyler1 @xevuxia @Node

 

[76.1]

just don't go to chick fil a fatass

 

[choppedpajeet]

i liked ur schizo physique edit more

 

[Deleted member 358269]

I only have long John silvers in my area

 

[brotato78]

order on the app instead

 

[User28823]

just don't go to chick fil a fatass

do i look fat to u

 

[Tyler1]

Did this story happen to u loser?

 

[User28823]

order on the app instead

sometimes they disable it cuz my place is busy asf

but this strawberry lemonade is bussin rn

 

[User28823]

Did this happen to u loser?

just now yes

 

[76.1]

do i look fat to u

no

but who knows what could happen

 

[sub5_poopcel]

You walk into Chick-fil-A just wanting some chicken and a refreshing beverage but now you gotta carefully construct your order like you’re diffusing a bomb so the cashier doesn’t think you’re a raging homosexual.

“uhhh yeah can I get the spicy deluxe… large fries… and uh…”

entire line behind you waiting

“…just a strawberry lemonade”

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suddenly your voice pitch increases by 40%, wrist loses all bone density, and your dimorphic ass starts standing with one foot behind the other like a victorian princess

the JB cashier and all her JB coworkers hits you with the “anything else for you sweetheart?” knowing damn WELL you are a grown dimorphic specimen of a man asking for a-

it’s fucking OVER.

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@Mogs Me @Saint Casanova @Tyler1 @xevuxia @Node

And then you realize this is all in your head and the employee doesnt care

 

[TheGreatDetective]

 

[Tyler1]

just now yes

How are you going to recover from that brutal situation?

 

[Clayed.nas]

Mirin

 

[jeremyy]

You walk into Chick-fil-A just wanting some chicken and a refreshing beverage but now you gotta carefully construct your order like you’re diffusing a bomb so the cashier doesn’t think you’re a raging homosexual.

“uhhh yeah can I get the spicy deluxe… large fries… and uh…”

entire line behind you waiting

“…just a strawberry lemonade”

View attachment 5072302

suddenly your voice pitch increases by 40%, wrist loses all bone density, and your dimorphic ass starts standing with one foot behind the other like a victorian princess

the JB cashier and all her JB coworkers hits you with the “anything else for you sweetheart?” knowing damn WELL you are a grown dimorphic specimen of a man asking for a-

it’s fucking OVER.

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@Mogs Me @Saint Casanova @Tyler1 @xevuxia @Node

Good one bro!

 

[tansel]

How do you gonna recover from that brutal zesty ahh unforgettable situation?

how do you gonna?

 

[User28823]

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[User28823]

How do you gonna recover from that brutal zesty ahh unforgettable situation?

how do you gonna?

i'll order a black coffee next time

 

[tansel]

i'll order a black coffee next time

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i was making fun of his sentence man

 

[Tyler1]

i was making fun of his sentence man

 

[User28823]

holy shit

i feel like total shit

never again

im done

im done with goyslop

i feel like literal death

primal diet starts tomorrow

@Tyler1 @xevuxia

 

[User28823]

OMG THIS IS NUCLEAR

I HAVE NEVER FELT THIS BAD IN A WHILE

HOLY FUCK

THE SUGAR RAPED ME

NEVER AGAIN

NEVER AGAIN - @fartsniffer1135

 

[mlglocalfatkid]

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OMG THIS IS NUCLEAR

I HAVE NEVER FELT THIS BAD IN A WHILE

HOLY FUCK

THE SUGAR RAPED ME

NEVER AGAIN

NEVER AGAIN - @fartsniffer1135

yo chill
low cortisol starts now

 

[Tyler1]

holy shit

i feel like total shit

never again

im done

im done with goyslop

i feel like literal death

primal diet starts tomorrow

@Tyler1 @xevuxia

Holy shit i was gone for 1 hour tf?? How is that even possible Bruhh

I just did a couple of bonesmashing sessions on my zygos

applied 0,1% tretinion on my face

and took 10mg of raw dut powder

NIGGA THAT REALLY TOOK ME A WHOLE HOUR WTFF ?? IMMA GO TO SLEEP NOW BRUH

 

[User28823]

Holy shit i was gone for 1 hour tf?? How is that even possible Bruhh

I just did a couple of bonesmashing sessions on my zygos

applied 0,1% tretinion on my face

and took 10mg of raw dut powder

NIGGA THAT REALLY TOOK ME A WHOLE HOUR WTFF ?? IMMA GO TO SLEEP NOW BRUH

NIGGA IM PINNING TREN LMFAOOOO

 

[Tyler1]

NIGGA IM PINNING TREN LMFAOOOO

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Why’s this shit blue BRuh

 

[User28823]

Why’s this shit blue BRuh

its copper nigga