How to cover up domestic abuse?

[ProBono]

I got in an argument with my mum and she scratched my arm to the point of bleeding and visible wounding

Im about to go out, so I need an excuse to tell people why my arm is fucked up rn

I don't need some retards trying to report her to the police, IDRC it doesn't hurt and I'm stronger than her anyways

Would wild animal excuse work? Any experience with this?

 

[StarvedEpi]

try screaming at her next time ngl it works

 

[DarkTriadBeliever]

smack that bitch, don't let any whore control you

show them the monster inside of you

 

[Sushifart]

Would wild animal excuse work? Any experience with this?

Yes, just say you were playing with a big dog

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I got in an argument with my mum and she scratched my arm to the point of bleeding and visible wounding

Im about to go out, so I need an excuse to tell people why my arm is fucked up rn

I don't need some retards trying to report her to the police, IDRC it doesn't hurt and I'm stronger than her anyways

Would wild animal excuse work? Any experience with this?

Just tell people it's none of their business and if the police ask tell them you've got nothing to say.

 

[liberiangrimreaper]

Your cat scratched you badly

 

[psychomandible]

Got in a fight with some monkeys innit

 

[Gonthar]

I got in an argument with my mum and she scratched my arm to the point of bleeding and visible wounding