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FoidKiller69
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Step 1- Leave your house and find the local druggies. Pick the ugliest women and impregnate her.
Step 2- While she is pregnant make sure she only eats goyslop. Make sure she keeps using drugs and drinks daily. Make her sleep next to the microwave to blast the baby with emfs.
If the baby is somehow born alive it will already be a mess and most of the work will already be done. However since we want super subhuman we shall continue nerfing them.
Step 4- Make sure the baby gets 0 breastmilk, only formula milk with no less than 50 ingredients. Keep it on formula milk for 3 years.
Step 5- Dress the baby in 100% polyester only.
Step 6- Put the babies bed next to the microwave to continue the emf blasting.
Step 7- Make sure the baby never sees the light of day and gets 0 sun exposure
Step 8- After the 3 years on formula milk introduce a new diet consisting of cereal only. Maintain this diet until they are 18
Step 9- Get them to follow in their mother’s footsteps and get them on hard drugs at the age of 8.
Step 10- Minimum 12 hours screen time a day.
End result should be similar to this.
And there we have it my goylings. The only only parenting guide you will ever need.
Step 2- While she is pregnant make sure she only eats goyslop. Make sure she keeps using drugs and drinks daily. Make her sleep next to the microwave to blast the baby with emfs.
If the baby is somehow born alive it will already be a mess and most of the work will already be done. However since we want super subhuman we shall continue nerfing them.
Step 4- Make sure the baby gets 0 breastmilk, only formula milk with no less than 50 ingredients. Keep it on formula milk for 3 years.
Step 5- Dress the baby in 100% polyester only.
Step 6- Put the babies bed next to the microwave to continue the emf blasting.
Step 7- Make sure the baby never sees the light of day and gets 0 sun exposure
Step 8- After the 3 years on formula milk introduce a new diet consisting of cereal only. Maintain this diet until they are 18
Step 9- Get them to follow in their mother’s footsteps and get them on hard drugs at the age of 8.
Step 10- Minimum 12 hours screen time a day.
End result should be similar to this.
And there we have it my goylings. The only only parenting guide you will ever need.
