how to cure le autismo

[Deleted member 8244]

I don't care if you think it makes you unique, its literally a truecel trait and is why the quiet socially awkward kid is always seen as a school shooter (unless chad because then its cute to normies).


#1 eat a shitton of yogart that has probiotics its good for your digestive health and does good shit for autism

#2 get good sleep, your brain does weird shit at night that makes you have a better day and less anxiety = less autsim

#3 get gut bacteria transplant theres science behind it.

#4 be funny, people will overlook your autism if you are funny

#5 drink alot of water, you don't want the retarded bacteria building in yo gut you want the nt bacteria so drink water.

#5.5 cold shower builds mental confidence of not needing warmth which is the same pathways as actual affection

#5.6 you may just be low iq social anxiety, and adhd which combine to form autism

#6 get a lobotomy to become an NT god


I've been to autism subreddits and most of them think their autism is unique and good while also wondering why they're so depressed all the time I thought they were supposed to be smart and scientific, how could they be so oblivious???

this post probably mentions the word "autism" the most times.

 

[Deleted member 8576]

autistic thread

 

[Deleted member 6382]

#7 avoid PUFA

 

[boIin]

Just eat more yogurt bro, is that greek yogurt bro? you need the greek yogurt bro, only that lower autism.

 

[Deleted member 8244]

Just eat more yogurt bro, is that greek yogurt bro? you need the greek yogurt bro, only that lower autism.

theres le science

 

[boIin]

theres le science

Fucking love science

 

[Deleted member 8244]

Bumpity bump

this thread is scientific

 

[lutte]

You need african hunter fecal transplant

Scientist Gives Himself Fecal Transplant To Try A Hunter-Gatherer's Microbiome

Why a field researcher from America has exposed his colon to the gut microbiome of a tribesman from Tanzania

www.popsci.com

 

[Deleted member 7044]

literally just cured le autism
have my updoot kind stranger

 

[Deleted member 8244]

literally just cured le autism
have my updoot kind stranger

thanks for the gold, now I can afford reddit premium and pay my rent

 

[Tusseleif]

Wow thanks im cured

 

[Deleted member 8244]

Wow thanks im cured

no problem kind stranger

 

[Deleted member 8244]

other things I should mention

"autism" is a vague definition by lazy doctors and leftists who don't want to cure it because it makes big Pharma more money in therapy and gender clinics, anti depressants etc.

you should be trying to actively improve your mental state even if you don't struggle with this, because you can always improve your brain to push your happiness even further, and other people can sense your mood just by the way you talk or even the spacing between the words you say and how you say them. If you are anxious, it translates to others and makes them avoid you, especially if you can't voice it to them.

don't hate NT people, I always see this cope that states "NT people are sheep hurr durr." well its actually because you don't know them personally. They do it to maintain a public image (character theory), if you go to a place where that doesn't matter as much (private highschool, not highschool, even in highschool) you see a different side of people.

Don't hate yourself, if you want people to like you (not romantically, no NT for your face) then you gotta have a basis of confidence, believe me it can be improved, and usually does with age and practice.

social isolation caused by autism or anything else is terrible for your mental health. and if you are an introvert then thats okay, people can be annoying. but for those that crave affection of others, you can attain it.

I went from aspie sperg obsessed with undertale in the 8th grade to witty class clown the next year. I got detention for making the class laugh and disrupting it for a whole week in 9th grade. I'm more subtle with my humor now and mature (senior year), but I will make a humormaxxing thread.

 

[Bewusst]

most people here don't know what actual autism even is

 

[Deleted member 8244]

most people here don't know what actual autism even is

I think its subjective to the person but not any less important

 

[Deleted member 8244]

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[boIin]

Wow thanks im cured

How much is 2+2 if you take the latter 2 and cut it by half and calculate it up again? (with all the pieces)

 

[Deleted member 8244]

final b, working on something much bigger