HOW TO DARK TRIAD MAX

[Lux]

How to Become the Ultimate Dark Triad Slayer Alpha Male in 5 Steps​

1. Abuse Steroids​

• If you don’t look like this then it’s over:​

• I recommend injecting a couple vials of Trenbolone & Testosterone from our sponsor @purplepandalabs.com directly into your ballsack.​

2. Get Face Tats​

• I recommend something like this:​

• Face tats are an excellent way to instill fear into your enemies by frauding your kill count. Tattoo as many tears on your face as possible.​

3. Go on a Diet of Raw Meat & Cigarettes​

• A diet of raw meat is what our bodies are biologically designed to process. All other food is Jewish poison.​
• Cigarettes will make you sound like Darth Vader.​

4. Kill Another Man​

• You might think to yourself “BBBut, I can’t kill somebody. It’s illegal.” This is true. Fortunately I have found a loophole in the system. By joining the army you can kill as many dirty pajeets as you want and develop an insatiable bloodlust.​

5. Sell Your Soul to Gandy​

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• Not only will you become a 10 PSL chad but David Gandy is Jewish. This means you are indirectly selling your soul to Satan himself and you will become an empty, psychopathic, husk.

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

This is the most teenager thing I have ever read in my entire life

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Indeed legit.
Repped +100

 

[poloralf]

look into drugs that robbers and gangster take before going out, might give you a clue on what to do to be fearless and DT, and for steroids its true but dont overdo them to keep hair

 

[Deleted member 5746]

Personality matters

 

[Deleted member 6113]

Did 5. Bones haven't shifted. Fucking bullshit.