How to deal with people who aren’t funny?

[SntDomistheRealChad]

I legit spend a ton of time at work figuring out how to deal with non-funny people. My whole hometown was hilarious and still are, and since I went to university it’s super rare to find a naturally funny person. Usually they just try to be alpha and that’s modern day “cool”. Imo if someone isn’t funny they are worth less than nothing, there is nothing they can do for you and if they act an adversary in the slightest way to you they are in the negatives immediately. With my funny friends they would be in the positives heavily so if they ever did something shitty they would still be in the positives. But non funny people are basically just good as slaves imo because even a slight problem with them immediately makes them worth less than nothing.

Also inb4: “didn’t laugh once should we make you a slave now” this is a srs thread so quit coping

Thoughts?

 

[Matthias of Hungary]

I am fed up jestercucks anyway

 

[autistic_tendencies]

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