How to dine and dash! (Fool proof method!)

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Feelin low inhib. Might go dine and dash. Or maybe in the middle of the meal I’ll pretend I’m having a heart attack and tell the restaurant to call the ambulance. Then I’ll get to the hospital and tell them I’m feeling better.

Free meal!
 
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Genius! What country are you from? Results vary
 
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Genius! What country are you from? Results vary
The results are the same no matter what.

If you call an ambulance the restaurant can’t say “oh you have to pay before you get taken to the hospital”. And once you’re at the hospital you’re free from that restaurant. What are they gonna do? Follow you to the restaurant?
 
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The results are the same no matter what.

If you call an ambulance the restaurant can’t say “oh you have to pay before you get taken to the hospital”. And once you’re at the hospital you’re free from that restaurant. What are they gonna do? Follow you to the restaurant?
Ambulance cost $1k+
 
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Or just take food that's getting ready for pickup and claim you're an UberEats/DoorDash driver. Easy free meal.
 
Or just take food that's getting ready for pickup and claim you're an UberEats/DoorDash driver. Easy free meal.
Not how it works

Source : am Uber driver
 
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@DwayneWhite55 can also confirm this isn’t how it works
Nope. They never ask to see your phone and all you have to do is just read the name off the bag and say that you're picking up for that person. If they do ask to see the name on your phone, just tell them you left it in the car.

LARPing as a DoorDash driver is very easy.
 
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I used to drive for UberEats and I’d steal all my customers food. Even expensive shit. Never been reported either. Free meals forever innit
 
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Feelin low inhib. Might go dine and dash. Or maybe in the middle of the meal I’ll pretend I’m having a heart attack and tell the restaurant to call the ambulance. Then I’ll get to the hospital and tell them I’m feeling better.
In my country they will chase you and beat the shit out of you. Then, they will lock you and force you to wash the dishes, mop the floor or do other type of work as payment...
If you call an ambulance the restaurant can’t say “oh you have to pay before you get taken to the hospital”. And once you’re at the hospital you’re free from that restaurant. What are they gonna do? Follow you to the restaurant?
Yeah, they are not gonna let you go without paying, they will even go through your pockets and search for money or other valuables...
 
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In my country they will chase you and beat the shit out of you. Then, they will lock you and force you to wash the dishes, mop the floor or do other type of work as payment...

Yeah, they are not gonna let you go without paying, they will even go through your pockets and search for money or other valuables...
Maybe in some third world shithole country, yes. But, in normal areas of the world, where human beings don’t act like savage fucking apes, things don’t work that way.
 
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Maybe in some third world shithole country, yes. But, in normal areas of the world, where human beings don’t act like savage fucking apes, things don’t work that way.
I predict this will happen soon even in 'normal' countries, there are just too many immigrants from 3rd world countries, who try to game the system - they steal, scam, etc. because they know they can get away with it, soon the businesses won't be profitable anymore, the whole economic system will collapse, and eventually 3rd world methods will have to be applied and thieves and scammers will be treated just like in the poor countries.
 
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I predict this will happen soon even in 'normal' countries, there are just too many immigrants from 3rd world countries, who try to game the system - they steal, scam, etc. because they know they can get away with it, soon the businesses won't be profitable anymore, the whole economic system will collapse, and eventually 3rd world methods will have to be applied and thieves and scammers will be treated just like in the poor countries.
Yeah, but with proper laws in place, this can never happen in countries that aren’t run-down criminal infested places. For example, if I faked a heart attack and called an ambulance and then the workers at the restaurant start to beat my ass and run through my pockets, I can easily sue that company for millions of dollars and win the case.

In shitty places like Brazil or whatever other shitty criminal-run country, the government are like pussy ass fathers who refuse to discipline their sons.
 
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My friends were talking bout that recently. Just pick ur seat near exit and dip last one out gotta pay
 
Yeah, but with proper laws in place, this can never happen in countries that aren’t run-down criminal infested places. For example, if I faked a heart attack and called an ambulance and then the workers at the restaurant start to beat my ass and run through my pockets, I can easily sue that company for millions of dollars and win the case.
All these kind of frivolous trials are immediately rejected in my country, that shit doesn't work here, but somehow you see yourself as more 'civilized' for allowing this kind of stuff, by letting parasites to exploit the system and ultimately make it harder for businesses to operate.
 
but somehow you see yourself as more 'civilized' for allowing this kind of stuff, by letting parasites to exploit the system and ultimately make it harder for businesses to operate
Well, what if I truly did have a heart attack while eating and then some greedy restaurants works rummage through my pockets while I’m fighting for my life on a gurney? Now you see how uncivilized and barbaric it is.
 
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lol it's not hard to do, just sit close to the door, when no one's paying attention, leave.
 
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Well, what if I truly did have a heart attack while eating and then some greedy restaurants works rummage through my pockets while I’m fighting for my life on a gurney? Now you see how uncivilized and barbaric it is.
Many have tried here all these ridiculous schemes and they rarely work...Having a heart attack just when you need to pay is too suspicious, and it's OK to search through the pockets of a person who looks sick, maybe they find there some pills you need to take, your personal info, or your phone, how are they gonna call an ambulance????
 
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.Having a heart attack just when you need to pay is too suspicious
But it works regardless. No business that runs by sane people would ask you for money during a heart attack (or more logically if you fraud, an asthma attack) they'd tell all the people in the resuraunt how grateful they are to pay for the meal. In fact, both sides win.
Reminds me when I was in school and gave all kind of nasty excuses to my teacher like my dog just died this morning. She knows I`m lying but can`t come at me without sound like a complete psychopath. That`s the beauty of it, they don`t have to believe it.
 
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Awful idea. It’s better to pay the money than to go through all the hassle of faking a heart attack and going to the damn hospital.

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Ambulance cost $1k+
 
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Or you could walk away like a low-inhib Giga Chad and not GIVE A FUK NIGGA!
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