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Voice is the closest thing you can get to an smv superpower. If your voice is top tier you can effortlessly make every woman in the room wet. How often do you hear a man with a deep voice that you get jealous of? I can literally think of like 3 examples in my entire life and they were all oldcel smokers and alcoholics so no competition there.
I have discovered a YouTube video of a video game character with a very attractive voice.
Almost every comment is a teenage girl/woman swooning over him proving that voice isn't a male gaze or roastie appeal feature. It's a feature with universal appeal that ALL females crave and all men respect. You never even see the guys face in the game so I definitely believe that a 9/10+ voice could turn a high tier normie into a slayer.
The voicemaxxing guide
If your natural voice is really bad then there are surgical options to get a deeper voice i.e. thyroplasty. For most men that won't be necessary and using the other techniques in this stack should be sufficient.
The next step is thickening your vocal cords. The way you grow muscle is you create micro tears which then heal becoming bigger. The vocal cords are a muscle so they can be grown just like any other. If someone smokes or drinks whisky then their vocal cords will be damaged causing them to become thicker. Obviously as looksmaxxers we don't want to touch those things so we use apple cider vinegar(acv). Acv is an acidic liquid made from fermented apple juice. It will do the same job as whisky but it's actually healthy. We need the acv to be in contact with our vocal cords for as long as possible so we are going to gargle it. To get used to gargling just practice with water. Due to its acidity acv will erode your teeth enamel so what you do is you sip a small amount of acv through a straw then lean your head back and gargle it for as long as you can endure then swallow it. Practice with water until you can make sure there is absolutely no contact with your teeth. If pure acv is too strong for you then pour some into a glass and dilute it. Some people might be worried about buccinator hypertrophy due to sucking through a straw however this isn't a concern. One second of sucking through a straw will have no noticeable effects on your cheeks. Personally I do this twice a week and during each session I go through about 50-100ml of acv.
The next stage are voice exercises that can be performed daily. These will give you a deeper voice for the rest of the day. You can do these sitting down, lying down, standing up etc it literally doesn't matter.
1)Warm up by yawning for a few minutes.
2)Take a deep breath in then tilt your head back all the way so you can feel your throat being stretched. Hum for as long as you can at your normal speaking tone. Then do it again but a bit deeper, then again but almost as deep as possible and then do it once more as deep as you can go.
3)Put your head back in a neutral position Take a deep breath in and start humming deeply but then pinch your nose. You won't be able to make any noise but you should feel pressure building up in your throat. Maintain this for as long as possible and repeat multiple times.
4) If you are concerned about people in your house hearing you then put a pillow over your face or even better have your face underwater.
Speak with a monotone voice
Expressive, emotional voices are feminine. A stoic, unwavering voice is the opposite. Clint Eastwood didn't have a deep voice yet due to his monotony he sounded masculine.
Speak slower
When you speak slowly you are forcing everyone else to waste their time just to listen to you which is very commanding and dominant. Personally due to a childhood stutter I was so scared of stuttering that I would speak as quickly as possible just to get my words out which made me even more anxious and more likely to stumble over my words. On top of that I was nervous and spoke quietly. Speaking quickly and quietly made me a perma mumbler. Fortunately I naturally grew out of my stutter and learned to speak normally again.
Speaking clearly
When you speak open your lips and teeth. If you fail to do so the volume might sound adequately loud in your head but others won't be able to hear you. Articulate every syllable in a word because it sounds higher class and people will understand you better e.g. make sure you pronounce the t in 'water'. Don't say 'wa-er'.
Record your voice
When you speak your voice sounds deeper because your head bones and tissues enhance the lower frequency vibrations. Your voice is actually worse than you realise and this is why most people hate the sound of their voice in recordings but if you want to become a true voice mogger it's essential you listen to your voice as this is exactly what everyone else hears. You may be able to pick up things in the recording that you weren't aware of before.
Master rapport tonality
The only time you should raise the tone of your voice is at the end of a sentence when you are asking a question. When you are giving a command you must lower your voice at the end, failure to do so will result in you getting no respect. A good example is imagining how a police officer would talk to a suspect, "Pull over" "Turn the car off" "License and registration" "step out of the car". Practice saying those things aloud raising the pitch of your voice and then lowering it. The results are night and day.
Learn when and how to speak with a breathy voice
Practice saying something while sighing or imagine how someone would talk while trying to catch their breath. When combined with a deep voice this sounds very seductive and is ideal for female appeal. Obviously don't talk to men like this. Make sure you record yourself speaking in a breathy voice until your technique is perfect, if it doesn't sound natural like the vocaroo below then it's going to be awkward when someone calls you out for trying to sound sexy.
What your voice should sound like after following this guide
I have discovered a YouTube video of a video game character with a very attractive voice.
Almost every comment is a teenage girl/woman swooning over him proving that voice isn't a male gaze or roastie appeal feature. It's a feature with universal appeal that ALL females crave and all men respect. You never even see the guys face in the game so I definitely believe that a 9/10+ voice could turn a high tier normie into a slayer.
The voicemaxxing guide
If your natural voice is really bad then there are surgical options to get a deeper voice i.e. thyroplasty. For most men that won't be necessary and using the other techniques in this stack should be sufficient.
The next step is thickening your vocal cords. The way you grow muscle is you create micro tears which then heal becoming bigger. The vocal cords are a muscle so they can be grown just like any other. If someone smokes or drinks whisky then their vocal cords will be damaged causing them to become thicker. Obviously as looksmaxxers we don't want to touch those things so we use apple cider vinegar(acv). Acv is an acidic liquid made from fermented apple juice. It will do the same job as whisky but it's actually healthy. We need the acv to be in contact with our vocal cords for as long as possible so we are going to gargle it. To get used to gargling just practice with water. Due to its acidity acv will erode your teeth enamel so what you do is you sip a small amount of acv through a straw then lean your head back and gargle it for as long as you can endure then swallow it. Practice with water until you can make sure there is absolutely no contact with your teeth. If pure acv is too strong for you then pour some into a glass and dilute it. Some people might be worried about buccinator hypertrophy due to sucking through a straw however this isn't a concern. One second of sucking through a straw will have no noticeable effects on your cheeks. Personally I do this twice a week and during each session I go through about 50-100ml of acv.
The next stage are voice exercises that can be performed daily. These will give you a deeper voice for the rest of the day. You can do these sitting down, lying down, standing up etc it literally doesn't matter.
1)Warm up by yawning for a few minutes.
2)Take a deep breath in then tilt your head back all the way so you can feel your throat being stretched. Hum for as long as you can at your normal speaking tone. Then do it again but a bit deeper, then again but almost as deep as possible and then do it once more as deep as you can go.
3)Put your head back in a neutral position Take a deep breath in and start humming deeply but then pinch your nose. You won't be able to make any noise but you should feel pressure building up in your throat. Maintain this for as long as possible and repeat multiple times.
4) If you are concerned about people in your house hearing you then put a pillow over your face or even better have your face underwater.
Speak with a monotone voice
Expressive, emotional voices are feminine. A stoic, unwavering voice is the opposite. Clint Eastwood didn't have a deep voice yet due to his monotony he sounded masculine.
Speak slower
When you speak slowly you are forcing everyone else to waste their time just to listen to you which is very commanding and dominant. Personally due to a childhood stutter I was so scared of stuttering that I would speak as quickly as possible just to get my words out which made me even more anxious and more likely to stumble over my words. On top of that I was nervous and spoke quietly. Speaking quickly and quietly made me a perma mumbler. Fortunately I naturally grew out of my stutter and learned to speak normally again.
Speaking clearly
When you speak open your lips and teeth. If you fail to do so the volume might sound adequately loud in your head but others won't be able to hear you. Articulate every syllable in a word because it sounds higher class and people will understand you better e.g. make sure you pronounce the t in 'water'. Don't say 'wa-er'.
Record your voice
When you speak your voice sounds deeper because your head bones and tissues enhance the lower frequency vibrations. Your voice is actually worse than you realise and this is why most people hate the sound of their voice in recordings but if you want to become a true voice mogger it's essential you listen to your voice as this is exactly what everyone else hears. You may be able to pick up things in the recording that you weren't aware of before.
Master rapport tonality
The only time you should raise the tone of your voice is at the end of a sentence when you are asking a question. When you are giving a command you must lower your voice at the end, failure to do so will result in you getting no respect. A good example is imagining how a police officer would talk to a suspect, "Pull over" "Turn the car off" "License and registration" "step out of the car". Practice saying those things aloud raising the pitch of your voice and then lowering it. The results are night and day.
Learn when and how to speak with a breathy voice
Practice saying something while sighing or imagine how someone would talk while trying to catch their breath. When combined with a deep voice this sounds very seductive and is ideal for female appeal. Obviously don't talk to men like this. Make sure you record yourself speaking in a breathy voice until your technique is perfect, if it doesn't sound natural like the vocaroo below then it's going to be awkward when someone calls you out for trying to sound sexy.
What your voice should sound like after following this guide
