How to enjoy your meals

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before i eat, i say this to myself:

"YOU DONT DESERVE THIS! YOU DONT DESERVE ANY OF THIS FOOD, YOU USELESS WORM! YOU DIDNT WORK HARD ENOUGH!"

so then i begin to beg myself, "please, im so hungry, please allow me to feed myself"

and finally, i grant myself permission, and i begin to eat while crying tears of joy and thankfulness

AND BOY, DOES IT TASTE GOOD.

 

[Deleted member 24712]

weirdo!

 

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weirdo!

this is how you repay me for my wisdom? SHAME SHAME

 

[Deleted member 24712]

this is how you repay me for my wisdom? SHAME SHAME

your wisdom does not help me at all!!!
my problem is not enjoying the meal, it is my ATTENTION SPAN! - i need stimulation whilst eating and the food is not enough for me.. i get so bored while eating it becomes a chore for me..

 

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your wisdom does not help me at all!!!
my problem is not enjoying the meal, it is my ATTENTION SPAN! - i need stimulation whilst eating and the food is not enough for me.. i get so bored while eating it becomes a chore for me..

time to delete your tiktok and log off the forum kid

 

[Deleted member 24712]

time to delete your tiktok and log off the forum kid

God damn it
i am going to have withdrawals!! but it is time.. i must return back to the point where i want to eat not that i have to otherwise ill starve

 

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your wisdom does not help me at all!!!
my problem is not enjoying the meal, it is my ATTENTION SPAN! - i need stimulation whilst eating and the food is not enough for me.. i get so bored while eating it becomes a chore for me..

That's not a problem. Medieval kings had entertainment while eating and you should too.

 

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That's not a problem. Medieval kings had entertainment while eating and you should too.

problem is i look for entertainment to the point my food gets cold and it becomes stale!!
i do not have a slave pick out entertainment for me.. i must search myself..

 

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problem is i look for entertainment to the point my food gets cold and it becomes stale!!
i do not have a slave pick out entertainment for me.. i must search myself..

wtf are u talking about. just eat the food.

 

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That's not a problem. Medieval kings had entertainment while eating and you should too.

i am going to take matters into my own hands and deprive myself of all dopamine for the next month, this is going to be my last post until 02/03/2023, goodbye

 

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That's not a problem. Medieval kings had entertainment while eating and you should too.

they were skinnyfat noobs you got assassinated by their court jesters

 

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@defezman real?

 

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@defezman real?

fuck no

 

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I just cook my food right and season it

 

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I just cook my food right and season it

awwwwww, do you? you "just cooky-wooky your foody-woody wight"? and "seasy-weasy it" awwww thats so cool man. im so proud of you