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Full in depth guide on how to go from online to in her cheeks
Remember ur gonna have to shoot from 3 if ur tryna fuck on first link
If ur bitchmade this wont work
1. Cut out bullshit
Heres how to cut off bullshit. Online, its a numbers game and obviously you dont want to
- waste gas
- get catfished
- end up with her not even finding u attractive irl
- end up ghosting u (i made a thread on how to avoid getting ghosted as well)
- spend useless money on dates
So heres my nearly foolproof step by step to cut out all the bullshit
- facetime her
shes gonna have to see ur face anyways so ur pics with the best lighting, angles, cheeksucking doesnt matter.
This will prevent u from getting catfished as well as prevent her from immediately going home when she sees you.
A lot of rejections will come from this but its better than wasting time energy and money
Now im like a person who looks better irl than in camera so i fraud on facetime to around the same level
- how does she respond to semi sexual comments
If you just see her as a quick nut, just say something semi sexual, if shes like disgusted you aint hitting nigga. Move on
Now when i say say something semi sexual i dont mean say lemme fuck. Women are going to instinctually say no or be turned off by this since it seems to easy. Just say something like we should cuddle
“Cuddle” is just code word for spoon each other for like 5 minutes then i get a boner and u grab on it. Girls arent dumb they know what happens
If she says she doesnt wanan cuddle you or whatever or gets turned off by all sexually sugestive comments then ur definitely not fucking so call it quits
- how much does she seem interested in you
However much shes interested in you online, when she meets you irl it will probably be slightly less since obviously u fraud and u put in a fake height on tinder. So if she seems low interest online dont even bother because irl she will not let u hit and go home
If she takes long to respond, seems flaky, uses 1 word responses, acts like she couldnt give less of a shit about you. Just move on. It will be even worse when you link if not you getting blocked
Also never link a girl more than a few cities away, too many things can go wrong. The only exception is if shes true stacy and you have facetimed and she sees how you look unfrauded and all that
2. Stop doing all the introductory bullshit and getting to know you bullshit
The problem you make on dating apps is you are lowkey boring. Women dont cate about ur life goals or how many cats or siblings you have jfl
3. cut to the chase pretty quick
Now what i mean by this isnt be like
Wsp
Where you at
Lets hangout
She will think your either
- a serial killer (will only like this if ur ramirez)
- gonna
her (ramirez only)
- just wanna fuck and dip (you do but you dont want her to know this)
you need to make some small talk and ease your way into the pussy (i dropped a basic template at the end)
Here are some triggering words that will set her off
- fuck
- sex
- link
- hang
Now i know your dumbass is like “brb panda communicating telapathically to the bitch to let her know i wanna meet her” thats not what i mean dumbass nigga. you need to mention a specific activity and ask if she wants to do it on a certain day
So instead of
Lets hangout
We should watch a movie tomorrow if your not doing anything
4. Be ready to ghost and move on really quick
Here are some signs you need to dip immediately
- she takes hours to respond
- showing signs of low interest
- not wanting to hang out at all
- she wants you to take her out to some fancy restaurant
Mcdonalds if shes chopped
Starbucks if shes mtb+
Otherwise dip niga
Tbh most girls i just take them on a “picnic” or on a “walk through the park” (aka fuck in the woods or some shit)
- too far (and not worth it)
If shes ugly and far just ask if she wants to pull up. 99% of the time shes gonna say no cuz women are entitled, even the chopped ones and think driving to a man is like bad
- she want some nga to take her out on dates for 5 years before giving the pussy
You can tell when a girl gives this vibe if you have iq. Whats understood doesnt rlly gotta be explained my nigga
Remember online is a numbers game.
So talk to atleast 10 girls at a time. Even if u found a girl who u think u have a good chance with
5. Plan the day
If the bitch is like “we’ll see” or any of that other shit move on my nigga.
Again remember not to straight up ask to hang it will turn her off automatically
6. Link
Once youve succesfully linked make sure
- fraud to max
- stop being corny (dont try to hug or any of that corny shit)
- stop being bitchmade. If she agrees to link you, saw ur pics, etc. she already thinks ur semi attractive, if u did the other steps of filtering out girls who dont wanna do snything physical at all even touching her then just stop being bitchmade and get touchy. Now if she is like nah or whatever then its over
trust me tho its better to be bold then be boring and lame
Trying to be extra careful and everything will trigger her senses that ur below her and ur walkkng on eggshells
- escalate
Go from light touches. Early in the date maybe grab her hand or shoulder or waist, then get closer over time. Ask to “cuddle” or something. Then grab her ass and all then slowly go up her body and grab on her tits and shit then she will get horny probably
Full step by step example so your dumbass cant fail:
1. Small talk
2. Call and try to establish the link
3. Fraud at the link and look ur best
4. Escalate by breaking touch barrier early but nothing serious (high five, hug, knudge, etc)
5. At the end ask if shes down to see a movie or something at ur place
Or if ur dumbass doesnt have a place ask if she likes cuddlingn either in the car or outside
(If your doing it outside bring a picnic blanket or some shit)
Remember ur gonna have to shoot from 3 if ur tryna fuck on first link
If ur bitchmade this wont work
1. Cut out bullshit
Heres how to cut off bullshit. Online, its a numbers game and obviously you dont want to
- waste gas
- get catfished
- end up with her not even finding u attractive irl
- end up ghosting u (i made a thread on how to avoid getting ghosted as well)
- spend useless money on dates
So heres my nearly foolproof step by step to cut out all the bullshit
- facetime her
shes gonna have to see ur face anyways so ur pics with the best lighting, angles, cheeksucking doesnt matter.
This will prevent u from getting catfished as well as prevent her from immediately going home when she sees you.
A lot of rejections will come from this but its better than wasting time energy and money
Now im like a person who looks better irl than in camera so i fraud on facetime to around the same level
- how does she respond to semi sexual comments
If you just see her as a quick nut, just say something semi sexual, if shes like disgusted you aint hitting nigga. Move on
Now when i say say something semi sexual i dont mean say lemme fuck. Women are going to instinctually say no or be turned off by this since it seems to easy. Just say something like we should cuddle
“Cuddle” is just code word for spoon each other for like 5 minutes then i get a boner and u grab on it. Girls arent dumb they know what happens
If she says she doesnt wanan cuddle you or whatever or gets turned off by all sexually sugestive comments then ur definitely not fucking so call it quits
- how much does she seem interested in you
However much shes interested in you online, when she meets you irl it will probably be slightly less since obviously u fraud and u put in a fake height on tinder. So if she seems low interest online dont even bother because irl she will not let u hit and go home
If she takes long to respond, seems flaky, uses 1 word responses, acts like she couldnt give less of a shit about you. Just move on. It will be even worse when you link if not you getting blocked
Also never link a girl more than a few cities away, too many things can go wrong. The only exception is if shes true stacy and you have facetimed and she sees how you look unfrauded and all that
2. Stop doing all the introductory bullshit and getting to know you bullshit
The problem you make on dating apps is you are lowkey boring. Women dont cate about ur life goals or how many cats or siblings you have jfl
3. cut to the chase pretty quick
Now what i mean by this isnt be like
Wsp
Where you at
Lets hangout
She will think your either
- a serial killer (will only like this if ur ramirez)
- gonna
her (ramirez only)- just wanna fuck and dip (you do but you dont want her to know this)
you need to make some small talk and ease your way into the pussy (i dropped a basic template at the end)
Here are some triggering words that will set her off
- fuck
- sex
- link
- hang
Now i know your dumbass is like “brb panda communicating telapathically to the bitch to let her know i wanna meet her” thats not what i mean dumbass nigga. you need to mention a specific activity and ask if she wants to do it on a certain day
So instead of
Lets hangout
We should watch a movie tomorrow if your not doing anything
4. Be ready to ghost and move on really quick
Here are some signs you need to dip immediately
- she takes hours to respond
- showing signs of low interest
- not wanting to hang out at all
- she wants you to take her out to some fancy restaurant
Mcdonalds if shes chopped
Starbucks if shes mtb+
Otherwise dip niga
Tbh most girls i just take them on a “picnic” or on a “walk through the park” (aka fuck in the woods or some shit)
- too far (and not worth it)
If shes ugly and far just ask if she wants to pull up. 99% of the time shes gonna say no cuz women are entitled, even the chopped ones and think driving to a man is like bad
- she want some nga to take her out on dates for 5 years before giving the pussy
You can tell when a girl gives this vibe if you have iq. Whats understood doesnt rlly gotta be explained my nigga
Remember online is a numbers game.
So talk to atleast 10 girls at a time. Even if u found a girl who u think u have a good chance with
5. Plan the day
If the bitch is like “we’ll see” or any of that other shit move on my nigga.
Again remember not to straight up ask to hang it will turn her off automatically
6. Link
Once youve succesfully linked make sure
- fraud to max
- stop being corny (dont try to hug or any of that corny shit)
- stop being bitchmade. If she agrees to link you, saw ur pics, etc. she already thinks ur semi attractive, if u did the other steps of filtering out girls who dont wanna do snything physical at all even touching her then just stop being bitchmade and get touchy. Now if she is like nah or whatever then its over
trust me tho its better to be bold then be boring and lame
Trying to be extra careful and everything will trigger her senses that ur below her and ur walkkng on eggshells
- escalate
Go from light touches. Early in the date maybe grab her hand or shoulder or waist, then get closer over time. Ask to “cuddle” or something. Then grab her ass and all then slowly go up her body and grab on her tits and shit then she will get horny probably
Full step by step example so your dumbass cant fail:
1. Small talk
2. Call and try to establish the link
3. Fraud at the link and look ur best
4. Escalate by breaking touch barrier early but nothing serious (high five, hug, knudge, etc)
5. At the end ask if shes down to see a movie or something at ur place
Or if ur dumbass doesnt have a place ask if she likes cuddlingn either in the car or outside
(If your doing it outside bring a picnic blanket or some shit)
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