foidslayer5000
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So cashapp requires a sponsor if youre under 18 like me. Turning 18 in a few months but I don't wanna wait til then to order my gear, cause my cycle should have started by then. I did a little test with my manufacturer to see how reliable shipping and quality of product is, bought 21 x 200mg of DNP, paid with cashapp. It was the cheapest thing in my order, so if I did get scammed, at least it wasn't the full order ($800+).
My mom is my sponsor on cashapp, and before I executed the payment, I went into her phone and turned off push notifications for my sponsorship so she could see it in her app but would not get an immediate noti telling her I had bought something. I was hoping she would just never bother checking, which, if not for the next part, she probably never would have and just yelled at me for it on a later date.
HOWEVER, catastrophe struck. Immediately after I executed the payment, my mom texted me asking who ___ research (the supplier's cashapp name) is and why I was paying them 75 bucks (price of the DNP, shipping incl). Clearly, my turning off the notis had not worked (or she was secretly patrick jane, realized I had done that and turned them back on
).
I had to make up a lie and told her I was buying minifigures from one of my friends felt hella high iq after making that up so quickly. She bought it too, was chill with it. She doesn't know that friend too well, so it was fine. but how the FUCK am I gonna justify sending another 800 to a friend I don't know that well and only really magic/warhammer with? (yes, ignore the subhuman chud hobbies. I'm quitting soon and selling my shit to buy more drugs).
current options:
-Ditch cashapp altogether and steal her ID to make a coinbase account and pay with bitcoin.
-Idk. Thats my only option. if one of you has done this before please lmk
My mom is my sponsor on cashapp, and before I executed the payment, I went into her phone and turned off push notifications for my sponsorship so she could see it in her app but would not get an immediate noti telling her I had bought something. I was hoping she would just never bother checking, which, if not for the next part, she probably never would have and just yelled at me for it on a later date.
HOWEVER, catastrophe struck. Immediately after I executed the payment, my mom texted me asking who ___ research (the supplier's cashapp name) is and why I was paying them 75 bucks (price of the DNP, shipping incl). Clearly, my turning off the notis had not worked (or she was secretly patrick jane, realized I had done that and turned them back on
).I had to make up a lie and told her I was buying minifigures from one of my friends
felt hella high iq after making that up so quickly. She bought it too, was chill with it. She doesn't know that friend too well, so it was fine. but how the FUCK am I gonna justify sending another 800 to a friend I don't know that well and only really magic/warhammer with? (yes, ignore the subhuman chud hobbies. I'm quitting soon and selling my shit to buy more drugs).current options:
-Ditch cashapp altogether and steal her ID to make a coinbase account and pay with bitcoin.
-Idk. Thats my only option. if one of you has done this before please lmk
