How to extend your life

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want to extend your life? the key is to be an absolutely miserable person. make others lives horrible and feed off of the energy they give off when they are upset.

it's easier to upset people than to please them, so if your joy comes from pissing them off you will be happier & therefore live longer. ever noticed how the oldest people are usually the most evil rude fucks? well i just explained how they ended up so old