How to fake being sick to skip school?

[foidslayerr333]

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[ClayBeingGray]

bro ts got patched in the 90s

 

[MaksBobi]

why u dont want to go to school

 

[CheezyPoof]

Maybe you can say ur depressed, parents might feel bad for you for that. Personally I just didn’t go, or only a few hours. Then just to go a friends house and play Xbox

 

[foidslayerr333]

why u dont want to go to school

I have a fucking test that i don't need to take but my mom is making me take it, if i don't go on the day of the test then i don't have to take it

 

[Raimaxxing]

Just don't go to fucking school bro????

Like are u gonna let other slaves try to indoctrinate u to become a slave like them too?

 

[foidslayerr333]

Just don't go to fucking school bro????

Like are u gonna let other slaves try to indoctrinate u to become a slave like them too?

I have a mother, and i love her. My mother wants me to go to school so I can't just say no, i am bigger and stronger then her, she can't force me to do anything, but i respect her, so i do it anyway, for me to not go to school i have to be sick or at least fake it

 

[BubbsyInnit]

I have a mother, and i love her. My mother wants me to go to school so I can't just say no, i am bigger and stronger then her, she can't force me to do anything, but i respect her, so i do it anyway, for me to not go to school i have to be sick or at least fake it

Say to your mom in the morning you feel like throwing up and make gagging sounds and say you don’t feel well.

 

[Mori144]

Go to bathroom and make throw up noises really loud before sticking fingers in mouth and throwing up. Do it at dinner when sehs not looking if your really desperate