how to fake your own death?

[kegelmaxer]

giv me suggestions

 

[Deleted member 13094]

If your a child living with your parents, run away from home and stay in hiding for 7 years, if someone has been missing for 7 years+ they are legally considered dead dead, and after seven years you can start a new life same thing if your an adult with a job,family etc but you might have to do a bit more planning.

 

[kegelmaxer]

If your a child living with your parents, run away from home and stay in hiding for 7 years, if someone has been missing for 7 years+ they are legally considered dead dead, and after seven years you can start a new life same thing if your an adult with a job,family etc but you might have to do a bit more planning.

im 17 and dont have any money to live on my own

 

[kegelmaxer]

If your a child living with your parents, run away from home and stay in hiding for 7 years, if someone has been missing for 7 years+ they are legally considered dead dead, and after seven years you can start a new life same thing if your an adult with a job,family etc but you might have to do a bit more planning.

Will report updates kthxbai

 

[Deleted member 13094]

im 17 and dont have any money to live on my own

live with a pedo unironically speaking, find some 40 year old weirdo hag that's a pedo and live with her for 7 years, you will get free sex with loose used up pussy and she will provide you with your needs untill you become too old for her liking, if not that you will have to find some way to survive, sneak to another country and apply to a job and live in a homeless shelter or lie and say your a homeless orphan or some shit and people will find you a home and provide you with help long enough for the 7 years

 

[kegelmaxer]

live with a pedo unironically speaking, find some 40 year old weirdo hag that's a pedo and live with her for 7 years, you will get free sex with loose used up pussy and she will provide you with your needs untill you become too old for her liking, if not that you will have to find some way to survive, sneak to another country and apply to a job and live in a homeless shelter or lie and say your a homeless orphan or some shit and people will find you a home and provide you with help long enough for the 7 years

mirin imagination

 

[Deleted member 13094]

mirin imagination

kegelmaxer on his way to send his parents a letter saying he's alive and they got trolled after living in a abandon house in some random 3rd world country he sneaked into for 7 years

 

[kegelmaxer]

kegelmaxer on his way to send his parents a letter saying he's alive and they got trolled after living in a abandon house in some random 3rd world country he sneaked into for 7 years

dude I literally live in Syria

 

[Deleted member 13094]

dude I literally live in Syria

illegally run away to turkey tbh, it's not a good country but far better than syria and you wouldn't even have to wait for 7 years probs cause 3rd world countries don't know to trace your identity and shit i'm pretty sure, you should unironically do it tbh

 

[Gonthar]

1) Rent boat
2) Take it out to the sea
3) Jump and swim to the shore
4) Eventually you'll be declared dead

 

[kegelmaxer]

1) Rent boat
2) Take it out to the sea
3) Jump and swim to the shore
4) Eventually you'll be declared dead

hey is it legal for your parents to look up your search history with your ISP to investigate?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Tell your parents you don't want to go to college and they will do the job for you

 

[kegelmaxer]

do the college

ahah don't overestimate my PSL rating man

 

[Jason Voorhees]

ahah don't overestimate my PSL rating man

Was a typo edited it.

 

[Gonthar]

hey is it legal for your parents to look up your search history with your ISP to investigate?

LOL, you're searching this from home?

 

[Deleted member 14203]

im 17 and dont have any money to live on my own

When I was 18 I offered a place to sleep a shit for 250 dollars a month (about 2 days worth of wagecucking). It was literally a big tent set up in someone's garage in a bad part of town. But if you live in a city and know young people and beg enough you should be able to get a very cheap living arrangement. Or you can hobomax and just sleep on the streets.