How to Fake Your Sleep Study - FREE JAW SURGERY

[ActualMax]

Sleep studies are used to get insurance covered by bimax.

The worse your sleep study is (poor breathing), the higher the likelihood of you getting your surgery covered.

In theory, you could do the following things to fake poor sleep study results and be 100k richer than you would be otherwise:

(NOT MEDICAL ADVICE!!!)

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1. Eat a big meal before bed
- Increases inflammation, impinges airways

2. Sleep in a room with poor ventilation
- Harder to breathe, causes respiratory awakenings

3. Clog your nose so that you are forced to mouth breathe
- Mouth breathing impinges the airways

4. Do an intense exercise before bed
- Increases cortisol and inflammation, impinges airways

5. Drink alcohol before bed
- Interrupts REM sleep heavily, prevents your airways from having the "rigidity" they need to stay open consistently

6. Watch videos on your phone for an hour before bed
- Fucks your brain/sleep cycle up hard, causing for more awakenings throughout the night

7. Stress yourself out in some way before bed
- Increases cortisol, thus increasing inflammation, which impinges airways

8. Scream into your pillow until your throat is sore and inflamed before bed
- Increases inflammation in your airways, thus impinging them more

9. Sleep on a DECLINE (head pointed down to the ground, feet up)
- All lymph, inflammation, and gravity flows downwards toward your head, which impinges airways

10. BONUS: Find a doctor that hand scores sleep studies and will fudge your sleep study results for you
- (They are out there, I've met them)

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Good luck on your insurance coverage friends

 

[FlotPSL]

BOTB

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

High iq ngl

 

[chadisbeingmade]

Inject GH and sleep like a baby.

 

[nik.077]

I do most of these (1,2,4,6,7)

 

[keife]

Sleep studies are used to get insurance covered by bimax.

The worse your sleep study is (poor breathing), the higher the likelihood of you getting your surgery covered.

In theory, you could do the following things to fake poor sleep study results and be 100k richer than you would be otherwise:

(NOT MEDICAL ADVICE!!!)

---

1. Eat a big meal before bed
- Increases inflammation, impinges airways

2. Sleep in a room with poor ventilation
- Harder to breathe, causes respiratory awakenings

3. Clog your nose so that you are forced to mouth breathe
- Mouth breathing impinges the airways

4. Do an intense exercise before bed
- Increases cortisol and inflammation, impinges airways

5. Drink alcohol before bed
- Interrupts REM sleep heavily, prevents your airways from having the "rigidity" they need to stay open consistently

6. Watch videos on your phone for an hour before bed
- Fucks your brain/sleep cycle up hard, causing for more awakenings throughout the night

7. Stress yourself out in some way before bed
- Increases cortisol, thus increasing inflammation, which impinges airways

8. Scream into your pillow until your throat is sore and inflamed before bed
- Increases inflammation in your airways, thus impinging them more

9. Sleep on a DECLINE (head pointed down to the ground, feet up)
- All lymph, inflammation, and gravity flows downwards toward your head, which impinges airways

10. BONUS: Find a doctor that hand scores sleep studies and will fudge your sleep study results for you
- (They are out there, I've met them)

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Good luck on your insurance coverage friends

So you go to the sleep place after doing all this snd try sleep right away?

 

[ActualMax]

So you go to the sleep place after doing all this snd try sleep right away?

Sleep studies are also performed at home, so that's the point with this. You can do all these things from home and drastically worsen your scores (in theory).

 

[keife]

Sleep studies are also performed at home, so that's the point with this. You can do all these things from home and drastically worsen your scores (in theory).

Never would’ve thought they did it at home because of things like this thankyou a lot bro