How to fix a deviated septum?

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Ik about the surgery but is there any softmaxx?
Temporary or permanent
:feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat:
It isn't noticeable in the mirror but in pictures it fucks up my whole face
:feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat:
 
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listen here septum-cel, you got two options: cope or surgery.

softmaxx cope:

nasal dilators (look like booger torture devices but work)

breathe right strips (peel off in 2 hours like your dignity)

sleeping exclusively on your back (won't fix shit but might slow the devolution)

hardmaxx reality:

septoplasty (they break your nose properly this time)

rhino combo (while they're in there)

cost: your life savings or parents' insurance
"Hit your nose with a large rock until it returns to it's natural shape."
 
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No softmaxx for the cartilage. Not for the bone too. Now go study for the test
 
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I need an answer:lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::woke::woke::woke::woke:
 
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listen here septum-cel, you got two options: cope or surgery.

softmaxx cope:

nasal dilators (look like booger torture devices but work)

breathe right strips (peel off in 2 hours like your dignity)

sleeping exclusively on your back (won't fix shit but might slow the devolution)

hardmaxx reality:

septoplasty (they break your nose properly this time)

rhino combo (while they're in there)

cost: your life savings or parents' insurance
 
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listen here septum-cel, you got two options: cope or surgery.

softmaxx cope:

nasal dilators (look like booger torture devices but work)

breathe right strips (peel off in 2 hours like your dignity)

sleeping exclusively on your back (won't fix shit but might slow the devolution)

hardmaxx reality:

septoplasty (they break your nose properly this time)

rhino combo (while they're in there)

cost: your life savings or parents' insurance
Thank you bhai:love:
Pahadi sigma hizru boi
 
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Push the nose to other side that easy
 
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Push the nose to other side that easy
Thank you bhai:love:
Pahadi sigma hizru boi
if u dont want to feel much pain, and want to get a free rhino, get really high, and then push on ur nose, ur gonna be so high that u dont even
care and then break ur nose, what i did last night but didnt follow thru
 
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Fucking low iq retard autist thread
 
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listen here septum-cel, you got two options: cope or surgery.

softmaxx cope:

nasal dilators (look like booger torture devices but work)

breathe right strips (peel off in 2 hours like your dignity)

sleeping exclusively on your back (won't fix shit but might slow the devolution)

hardmaxx reality:

septoplasty (they break your nose properly this time)

rhino combo (while they're in there)

cost: your life savings or parents' insurance
High IQcel again
 
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Ik about the surgery but is there any softmaxx?
Temporary or permanent
:feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat:
It isn't noticeable in the mirror but in pictures it fucks up my whole face
:feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat:
drill a hole trough your skull
 
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Ik about the surgery but is there any softmaxx?
Temporary or permanent
:feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat:
It isn't noticeable in the mirror but in pictures it fucks up my whole face
:feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat::feelswat:
septum aint that a piercing
 
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